Go to watch a movie with friends

>Go to watch a movie with friends
>Get singled out for a 'random' search
>Find out it's penis inspection day

WHY DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING TO ME

at least your pic was worthwhile

Shit I know how you feel, it's hard enough to get through security with my Falcon screeching at everyone and trying to eat my crab legs. I wish the singles seating area could actually see the screen

Oh, I'm sure it was funny while you were thinking of it. That counts.

Thank you.

Take a hint kid, the inspectress is clearly into you, this is the exact way i met my wife, just hope she would retire now but who am i to ruin her family tradition.

>he hasnt experienced penis inspection day at school/work/home

Take this and go away.

>Ellen Page

Stopped reading right there plebbit

i cant tell if ur joking america never surprises me anymore

>doesn't remember when ellen Page was Sup Forums's waifu
>accuses others of being plebbit

That's how new you are

ACT

>Page ever being good
>Ever

Shit waifu desu baka senpai

You think thats bad

>Decide to go watch a movie with some friends
>tell them to grab some popcorn and drinks and that i'll pay for the tickets
>go up to the ticketeer and ask for 4 tickets
>asks me why i'm getting 4 tickets
>tell her i'm going to watch the movie with my friends
>asks me to point out where friends are
>I tell her they're over there grabbing popcorn and drinks
>she says she cant see them
>says im lying and calls security
>security comes up and tells me theres a no singles policy in the theatre and that im going to have to come with them
>they put me in the theatre holding room till I can get my phone call
>2 hours later I get my call and tell my friends what happened and they tell me they thought I went home and just bought a couple of tickets and watched the movie without me then told me they'd meet me back at my one friends house
>hung up before I could tell them to talk to security to prove I didnt go alone
>have to wait 4 more hours in the holding room till my dad comes and picks me up after work and pays the 250 dollar fine for trying to watch a movie alone

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me on the right

>its a white guy buys tickets for Moana with intention of shooting up the place episode

>6666

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sauce

>3dpd
>waifu

HmMMMmm

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Seems excessive. My local theatre just bans you for life if they suspect you're going to see a movie alone. They take a mugshot of you and hang it near the ticket desk to ensure no-one accidentally lets you in again.

Might be some more strict laws here in Canada

I was in there for hours, it was not pleasant