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You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

edition

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HE SAY U BRADE RUNNA

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gf just sent me this

Hate women simple as

rate me lads.

Can't get the stink off
He's been hanging around for days
Comes like a comet
Suckered you but not your friends
One day he'll get to you
And teach you how to be a holy cow
You do it to yourself, you do
And that's what really hurts
Is you do it to yourself, just you
You and no-one else
You do it to yourself
You do it to yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=FmF3hwTDYxg
>3:20
Image having to listen to that fucking cunt all day every day and then he has the gall to complain when you make the slightest bit of noise

i want Europe to be White again.

love that film
vangelis makes my spine tingle and the interior design is ultracomfy

another victim of GOMAD

why

so do I
so glad I'm gay

>sulphites and other kinds of shit that you don't really want to be drinking regularly.
never heard of this argument, pretty sure its only if you're allergic to them

were niggers a mistake?

sometimes i swear it's like he's off his rocker

a race war will happen within 50 years

Why can't I marry a 12-year old?

Spoons anyone?

wonder where this kid is now and if he's committed suicide yet

genuinely feel bad for him
imagine having such an incredibly cringy video of yourself from when you were 13 being seen by millions of people
it still hurts when i watch it

Want mossad to kill me in my sleep dressed as trannies

So do I, it's just enchanting, I hope the sequel isn't shit

taylor?

wtf

the other kids are just as autistic

babestation

you're racist I think

Not it won't
overrated crap

>tfw got in shape
>still a sperg

can't lift away my dreary personality boys

looks like it's from a movie

they shot the little girl?
what the fuck, they deserve to die

>deano poster STILL trying to get people to post in his thread

Christ lad, just give up!

i.imgur.com/a4UzUZl.gifv

'ce

ITS A MEME YOU DIP

Posting in both new /brit/s as I believe they deserve an equal chance in life.

rasheed

glad someone finally said it

>overrated crap

studio 66

wrong, I didn't make the thread but I search the catalog before making my own

>This is the new Doctor Who

disgraceful

Its just da environment he wuz brought up in....its da systums fault

Hey I have a little request for you.
Can one of you please just post 'Bloody hell.' without the quotes and without any images or you responding to anyone, and also you need to have a Brittish flag. I just want you to post:

Bloody hell.

I really need this so I am willing to award you with one of my finest spurdos.

Bloody hell.

what's wrong with it?

pretty hot

Helen of Troy was 12. Juliet and Cleopatra were still teenagers when they became famous. Thomas Edison married a 16-year-old. Medical studies show that the best age for a woman to have children is between 15 and 25 (lowest chances of miscarriage, of birth defects and, last but not least, of the woman dying while giving birth); while the worst age is after the mid 30s.

In countless countries of the world women have their first child at a very young age, and stop having children at a relatively young age. Nonetheless, in the UK it is illegal to have sex before 16 (but, note, only if the partner is over 18, which is like saying that it is ok to rob a bank if you are a banker), while it is perfectly legal to get pregnant at 40 or (thanks to medical progress) even at 70.

hot

Shit, extremely overrated movies:

Godfather (died of boredom and depression, awful film)
Birdman (cancer piss and shite, probably the worst on this list)
Lord of The Rings (le hogwarts le flying dragonz xpppXDDD LE RING SMEGOlxppppppp)
Hobbit (same shit different title)
Fight Club (depressing shit dark film, something about soap)
Spirited Away (the other hayao miyazaki films were far better)
Full Metal Jacket (literally an entire film about a fat mental cunt that gets bullied)
Mad Max 2015 (literal dogshite)
Big Lebowski (LE bOWLing dude!!!! LE WEED money CASh Bro!>1/3 .2r4 ./)
Pulp Fiction (LE FUNNY BLACK MAN!!! HAHAH SO FUNNY LE CLASSIC FILM BRO)

Kill yourselves

Ruddy hell

Post spurdos first

Bloody hell

atleast in the olden days the criminals would have strict no women and children rules

who the fuck just nonchalantly shoots a child like that without hesitation

Bloomin 'eck

YES. Amazing, thank you.

why didnt you just post "bloody hell" yourself and then use inspect element to change the flag

this post just makes you sound like a hipster

Foreskin hack: Pinching the end shut when finishing to make cleaning up easier.

what is this spurdo meant to be

Pretty shit not worth it

"bloody hell"

give me a post to reply to

she's a feminist and so is the BBC

2001 space odyssey is the worst piece of shit I've ever watched in my life

along with godfather, taxi driver, pulp fiction, big lebowski and all the other reddit films

whats the matter lad

Probably bait but just in case it isn't you must be insufferable in real life.

I will not be memed on.
Because I wanted it to be real.

ah yes, the far-famed "add le before something" argument

The gf.

>Shit, extremely overrated movies:
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>Godfather (died of boredom and depression, awful film)
>Birdman (cancer piss and shite, probably the worst on this list)
>Lord of The Rings (le hogwarts le flying dragonz xpppXDDD LE RING SMEGOlxppppppp)
>Hobbit (same shit different title)
>Fight Club (depressing shit dark film, something about soap)
>Spirited Away (the other hayao miyazaki films were far better)
>Full Metal Jacket (literally an entire film about a fat mental cunt that gets bullied)
>Mad Max 2015 (literal dogshite)
>Big Lebowski (LE bOWLing dude!!!! LE WEED money CASh Bro!>1/3 .2r4 ./)
>Pulp Fiction (LE FUNNY BLACK MAN!!! HAHAH SO FUNNY LE CLASSIC FILM BRO)
>
>Kill yourselves

so?

tonic.vice.com/en_us/article/kzan9v/the-brains-of-rich-and-poor-kids-look-vastly-different

holy shit. interstellar is literally one of the best pieces of art that has ever been created

people 50 years from now will be amazed at how little of credit it received for being the closest thing we've seen to a perfect piece of film

tears were streaming down my face by the end. fucking brilliant..

miss me

the absolute STATE of Elephant and Castle

thinking about the refugee crisis lads

do people not want the refugees cause they're arabs (and by extension alien/backward/etc) or specifically cause they're muslims (and will bring all that baggage with them)?

don't remember anyone really fretting over the fact that a large contingent of the refugees from the balkan wars in the 90s were muslims and from what I can see it never became an issue in the various places they took refuge in

>that armpit hair

Just spaffed all over my sister's tits

just noticed that Unix time has hit 1500000000

F U T U R E

Is this some kind of new gimmick I haven't been told about???

Thinking about renting a house with a mate. I don't have any passport/driving licence/photo id etc but he does. Would this be an issue for most places? Is there a way around this?

Lazy bastard but if push comes to shove I could get my passport sorted.

>people like this actually exist

brother just walked into my room and spaffed on my tits

Let's say the growth rate of the muslim population between 2011 and 2021 is half what it was between 2001 and 2011. That would give us 4.1 million muslims by 2021.

so that's what's wrong with it

>not liking hairy snatches and hairy armpits

most of them are africans

seen a bench squiggled in swastikas in: oxford & london

both in student/young areas

You lads know Eddie Murphey made music in the 80s?

youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g-TbgI

Do you guys think deano likes watching girls pooing

don't understand the Greater London meme

holy shit. kidulthood is literally one of the best pieces of art that has ever been created
people 50 years from now will be amazed at how little of credit it received for being the closest thing we've seen to a perfect piece of film
tears were streaming down my face by the end. fucking brilliant..

its a medium-old gimmick
hes just revived it cause of the film snob itt

hnnngg
need a gf to do gardening with