What's his usual fee again?

What's his usual fee again?

a pack of junior mints

A can of store brand cola and all the change he can find in your couch cushions.

>i need a really cheap actor for my indie movi....

>he already filmed all his scenes, had ways with your mom and took the bus fee from your wallet

unfunny meme

Shave and a haircut

A trash bag full of aluminum cans
Or half of an old casserole from a week ago

A bag of m&m's and his agent keeps the red ones

he gives you the change for that in the form of a half eaten snickers bar

Does he ever say no?
You'd think he's slow down at his age but he's working ever harder now than his daughter

>fee?

3 hots and a cot

A packet of skittles and a cherry coke, but of you call his bluff and hold your nerve you can probably get him down to just the skittles

A pack of Ramen and used cleenex

two turntables and a microphone. and a rhyming dictionary if he finishes early

Rumors on the set I worked with said 3000/day. It was an indie.

THIS WHITEBOY ON HYDROCODONE

Jesus

This guy pumps out movies like Steven Seagal on steroids.

>Someone Dies Tonight 2018
>2018

>Mr. Roberts you were great in todays take.
>U-uuh. Thanks.
>So, you know that we're on a slim budget. How much would you think would be suitable for your performance? 60 thous...
>60 cents?! That is outrageous! My manager clearly stated I don't accept anything under 85 cents!
>W-what?
>Well, given how pleasant you guys were and how tasty that sandwich in your hand looks. I might go down to 65
>Deal

*grabs sandwich and change and jumps happily out the door while humming hallelujah*

>two days ago
>sir I have and idea for a new movie
>great, what's the name?
>Someone Dies Tonight
>alright which actors should we get-
>sir we just got a call from Eric Roberts, he's already done filming and took a couple of the complementary breath mints from the lobby as payment

one half of a cheeseburger and a genuine compliment

i don't get it

doesn't emma earn enough to allow him to take it easy?

h o l y s h i t

Hades?

A firm handshake and an honest smile

he's richer than her

Not a meme.

as long as you validate his parking

Maybe he just likes acting in movies?