I thought you guys were just joking about cinemas. So are no singles policies real too?

I thought you guys were just joking about cinemas. So are no singles policies real too?

yeah, you get arrested for being single in public in the United States

In south Korea it's legit, it's become very widespread across Japan and America as well

It depends on the state. Its not like its a felony or anything. But you can be looking at $1,000 dollar fine or 1 year in jail.

Singles has literally become the blacks of modern society

Aren't most people in Japan single though?

Mexico, not like a real policy here, but tickets are usually sold at 2x1, even free tickets are usually given in pairs (2 or 4), so it's kinda weird buying or getting tickets for 2 or more people and just using 1 to watch movies.

There's a bunch of nerds in Japan, but the marriage rate is pretty normal for an industrialized country. Everything is so expensive here, like in most of the first world, that the birthrate is declining (like everywhere else)

The only difference between Japan, and the west is that Japan isn't trying to inflate the birthrate by shipping in the third world.
In 50 years Japan will have a smaller population, but America will be Mexico and Europe will be a bunch of emirates.

>tfw driving to the Home Depot to pick up an illegal for the kinoma

I honestly thought Sup Forums was memeing it up when it came to American cinemas, I was real surprised when I actually went to one.
>movie ends
>people start applauding
>the guy next to me was eating a box of fried chicken he got at the kiosk

>tfw not allowed to skin people alive in the cinema

Japan's got it on lockdown desu. Smaller population means lower unemployment rates once automation kicks in.

We don't have to stand for the pledge of allegiance in American cinemas, J.J. Abrams fought for our right on that kind of thing.

Except you will be forced to work until you die. Japan's working population will be unable to sustain a retired population. In 50 years time, in accordance with the current retirement age, 2/3rds of the population will be earning a pension.

Singles lines at theme parks are extremely my shit

OOOOOH SAY CAN YOU POOOOO IN THE LOOOOOO, THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS COUNTRY YOU PAKI SON OF BASTART BICH TAKE THEM TO THE DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS!

Good.
Globalist shills need to learn.

They will just raise the retirement age like every other country.

once the baby boomers die off it'll be smooth sailing though, and they'll mostly be dead in 50 years.

Yea, if you raise it to 150. Japan's aging population is a huge problem, far, far more so than in the west. It won't work for Japan. The older people get the less able they are to work, especially in certain sorts of jobs. Very old people aren't that productive. And there is going to be two very old people for every young or middle aged person in the workforce. I'm pretty sure if you told someone who was young that they would have to work until they die they would probably choose to live somewhere else.

>if you told someone who was young that they would have to work until they die they would probably choose to live somewhere else
Then how come everyone moves to new york?

Not really. The economy will shrink enormously and there is no guarantee that the population won't continue to shrink.

That was sad because two of them were in wheelchairs.

What does New York have to do with anything? New York doesn't set its own retirement age. It has the exact same one as everywhere else the the USA. The only way what you said would make sense is if you said "Then how come everyone moves to the USA".

>tfw singles line at ski lift means you usually wait 30s

poorer countries/areas tend to have more kids.

Japan wont be able to keep its dominance, it will probably become a more and more irrelevant country.
But at least it'll be Japan and one day the population will rise.

Europe is doomed. 40% of Germans under the age of 5 are migrants. UN is basically saying Sweden will be a 3rd world nation in 20 years.

>tfw you forgot to tip the resident cinema shooter

retirement is kind of a new thing. we'll go back to having to depend on your offspring to take care of you in your old age instead of the government, which will improve family values, the leftist nightmare because they won't be able to get 30 different piercings and still get love from their dad.

>be American
>get shot in theatre shooting
>don't even get my money back

I love being free

Cheeky alton towers bantz

>Europe is doomed. 40% of Germans under the age of 5 are migrants.
And almost everyone in Europe is of Indo-European descent and supplanted the peoples of the region. History is nothing but population movement and mixing. The English displaced the Celts who displaced stone age people before them. The Latins of Italy are immigrants, the Greeks of Greece are immigrants.

Except for every young person in an extended family working there will be two to look after. That's still fucking shit.

It used to be whites displacing whites. Now it's browns setting up camp funded by socialist governments.

>be handicapped Indian going to movie theater
>get punched out for not standing during the national anthem

Pls b b8

one generation will have to eat less for a few years oh nooo better import brown people who don't care about jeffersonian democracy and don't value western freedom.

> Sup Forums will applaud this

More like one country

I'm not saying that all population shifting is the same or that all population shifting is good but what does what you said have to do with Japan?

>A few years
You mean their entire lives. Japans economy and job market would be absolutely fucked and there would not be the population or the infrastructure necessary to support those people when they got old. You are really saying you are going to have a really hard shit life because the generation before you didn't have enough kids.

Fucking hell, forgot to edit it.

No singles policy is such a retarded thing, is so much better going to the cinemas alone.
There was a cinema around brisbane where they showed Oscar movies that were supposed to air later in Australia but were shown there before the Oscar. And people actually went to the cinema to watch movies, not to "have fun", it was so quiet. I wish more VIP cinemas like this existed.

She is a qt

>OHHHH CAN YOU POOOOO? RIGHT INTO THIS HERE LOOOOOOO.....TRUE POO FOR YOUUUU...IN ALL OUR POOS COMMAND! WITH GLOWING POO WE FLEE THE LOO AND WE POO RIGHT IN THE STREET, WE POO FAR AND WIDE AND HAVE POOING FIGHTS....
Wow, no wonder they didn't stand.

If there were no lesbians then there wouldn't be singles.

>these fucking constant 1000 pages threads on 2ch about how marriage is huge forced gov conspiracy and you should not participate in it
>these threads about life as couple with posters saying they had sex 1-2 times half a year because it's to "cumbersome"
Japan is fucked