How badly is he going to choke with all these overrated new players?

How badly is he going to choke with all these overrated new players?

harder than your dad choked on me cock last night m8

what did he mean by this?

That's pretty hard.

faggot

>£200m back four
>comedy keeper

EXPOSED

Funnily enough the best player he's bought so far was the cheapest.

And they say la liga is the best in the world... LOL

*buys fullbacks*

How many defenders does ManCo have right now?

Leave Pep to me

Remember that all things considered he actually had a very impressive first season. He deserves some criticism for the signings last season but he did well with a poor squad, injuries and suspensions.

I haven't been keeping up with soccer. Who has he signed?

Only respectable post ITT

>sells half the defence
>replaces them with overrated shit
>spends another zillion in the process
>will unironically start with a backline of Danilo Otamendi Stones Walker

He strikes again

>poor squad

Sensible informed posts are not allowed friend

How many fullbacks can he fit into one formation?

WTF he rooks japanese there
SO this... is the power of the mapuche... wow...

*plays Walker as CAM*

>Releases two shit old right back and one shit old left back
>Buys two right backs and a left back

wew stop buying fullbacks, boop exboosed

>announced as Manchester City manager 6 months before the season started
>had time and money on his side
>spent 171M in signings
>could sell and buy anyone he wanted
>while having one of the best ever premier league strikers
>mid season: 5th
>end of season: 3rd

>""""""very impressive first season"""""""
>""""""poor squad"""""""

i think he will finish in the top 2 to be honestly honest

Danlio will give him the PL and Champions, screencap this

Shut up Dennis, he's a hack

this post is hilarious

lol gay homo man :D

poor squad? LOL! WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS LMFAO!

He did well against shit teams. Something Klopp stil can't figure out. He needs to be more practical against the top sides tho. If he does that they can win the title imo

I will never understand all the dick riding around Guardiola, up until this season every club he has ever taken over has been literally the best club in the world. He would have to be literally retarded in order to not win trophies.

alot

>doubting Based Poop not knowing he is yet to unleash the new Messi

This is not even funny anymore, he has so much money and could basically buy anyone. Yet he spends 40+ million on literally whos.
Well, hopefully for him, things will work out.

>one decent player

bravo, pep, bravo...

>le exposed choker

don't hype him up too much pls, Portuguese players only turn out good if they're not hyped to gigantic extents, like Guerreiro

he just spent another 300 millions in signings, he will win something this year or in case he doesn't prepare another 300 mill for next season. Truly a master tactical genius.

>navas, sagna, zabaleta, clichy, kolorov, otamendi, navas

All played over 20 games.
People actually think they had a good squad last year. Ignorant
Like I said the only criticism is that he didn't sign better players than these plodders.

Kompany, Gundogan and Jesus had long term injuries. Aguero missed 9 games. Still finished above Liverpool, Arsenal and United.

This year he has no excuses

How good is Gelson?

Pellegrini did nothing wrong

he literally just runs fast up and down the sideline...

pacey, can dribble and has better game vision that most pacey niggers but he's completely shit when it comes shooting or crossing

It was pretty amazing how Man City were just annihilating everyone in the first couple months of the season, then the first half-decent team they run into (Spurs) mops the floor with them.

dont get me started

*than