ITT: Industry plants

ITT: Industry plants

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THESE IS RED BOTTOMS
THESE IS BLOODY SHOES

unfuckable/10

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Nice moustache!

She's like an uglier and stupider Nicki, she'll be gone by the end of the year

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HIT THE STO
I CAN GET EM BOTH
IAOWANA CHOOSE

She is. Another flash in the pan like Meghan Traynor.

How can someone so rich wear such a shitty wig?

"no"

haha, no. screenshot this post

Boy Pablo
Chance the Rapper
Clairo
not an "industry plant" per se but mac demarco is most definitely payed by tobacco companies

She's a more charismatic funny Nicki who can actually rap.

>he doesn't know she will become Yoko Ono

>he actually thinks she has staying power
the absolute madman

Frank Ocean
Migos
Liam Gallagher
Beyonce
literally any English indie rock band

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>literally any English indie rock band

Yep

Dwayne Dibley?!?

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>Zanzibar Gem

Why do people think cardi b is a flash in the pan when Nicki has found longevity from reusing the same stale DESE BITCHES IS MY SONS line for the last two years without a solo hit? Bodak Yellow is better than any of Nickis solo projects in a long fucking time

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Nicki is on her way out as well.

Obviously their bodies of work differ greatly, Cardi has a mustache and a shitty weave. Women in music only last as long as the hard ons they elicit.

>Boy Pablo
i know the guys from Boy Pablo's band, while he's not literally an industry plant he's totally aware that he's ripping off the mac demarco sound exclusively because he thinks it's a way to get views and money.

the music scene in bergen is pretty careerist like that.

>google Bodak Yellow
>trap shit starts playing
kill yourself, coon

(((Tavistock)))

Azaelia Banks is my only chocolate queen

Gus got them dsl’s

This so hard. I’ve never seen or heard any fans of him except when big industry acts champion him to make me think he’s bigger than he is

the most obvious one

>Frank Oceans
>Migos

>industry plants

Sure.

Never heard of him but he was getting interviews fucking everywhere for a while

This. This guy is the antithesis of cool yet he's fucking everywhere

delet

he does have fans now which are teen girls,but he got famous because apple shilled him to the top of every single playlist and promoted him for months
A clear case of an industry plant

The most soy face on the plane

Beyonce's dad was in the industry so she is not a plant because she doesn't claim to be a homegrown act.

The Migos worked for everything they had, as natural a come up as can be. I went to Berkmar High School with Quavo.

who's this faggot

pretty sure mac demarco is just addicted to squares like millions of other people

Yeah that means beyonce is the definition of an industry plant

did I say Migos were always industry plants?


I mean of course they now caught fire, they've done the jimmy kimmels and the ellen degeneres' so now your favourite shitty little soundcloud worthy trap rap group are about to be shilled by vice, pitchfork, fader, fact, the rest of them, and they'll die off real quickly you know why? because they don't have any talent

What's an industry plant?

haim

People with no brain activity who work in an industry.

who?

Lana Del Rey

>NM
>longevity
She had one big album almost a decade ago and was never able to repeat its success.

eh at least boy pablo and clairo are a breath of fresh air in a mumblerap dominated music scene.

no they are not lmao
shoo shoo shill

You have such low standards

nothing is real.

none of it.

Every famous person is through nepotism. alone.

to add...

nepotism of secret families that have ruled the world from as long as anyone can remember.

cant believe no one posted these guys yet

literally the opposite of industry plant
boy pablo and clairo seem more like youtube algorithm bait than industry plants
>literally any English indie rock band
this
probably
dont know much about him but he definitely seems like one
yeah
yeah

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he's exceedingly talented :/

how is she so fucking ugly

because you hate black people

You can't get plantier than this

except Niki actually has talent, but she hardly ever uses it. Farti B will never come even close to her verse on Monster

this
all critics praising her are paid shills

this...
>thinking tobacco companies even have a need for adverts

Nikki's verse on Monster lingered in my head for days...and deffinately not in a good way

>literally any English indie rock band
Absolutely this

im black tho

Uncle Tom

why didn't you kill Quavo while you still had the chance? you couldve saved rap

they hatin cause the migos came stepped in the scene already rich

Who the fuck is this sweet little rosy cheeks cherub

Like the other guy said, she has talent but after one album got lazy and never seriously tried again.

Lil Pump

Whoever the fuck that is

The drummer looks all dressed up and ready to go out on the town and suck a few cocks

Kind of like Blondie in that way.

>oh cool, we made it we got our songs on the radio we don't need to try anymore

Boy Pablo
Post Malone
Twenty One Pilots

youtu.be/lqDJYIcPSIM

There's not really anything unbelievable about the existence of a music industry plants. It's as real as every other marketing conspiracy which is also literally what marketing is, people conspiring to trick people into buying something.

Its the same garbage
Damn...

B8
>77256446
Facts

dreaming is their best song though

>everybawdy loooves RAYMUND
be quiet nicki
you've been replaced once by Iggy and Cardi B is the nail in your coffin

>people STILL TO THIS DAY BRINGING UP THIS VERSE
its a decent verse no doubt but worth bringing up after 8 years, hell no its not

Also says a lot about jer career when this is the only semi decent verse people bring up when talking about her 'lyrical ability'

she's a one verse wonder, like AZ on "life's a bitch"

it's the only verse Onika was genuinely critically acclaimed for, so it's the only thing her lil' fans can bring up

Cardi B is authentic, refreshing, and charismatic unlike Nicki. As far as looks goes, Cardi looks slimmer than Nicki and has a cuter personality so that always wins in my book

Nope. She has a song with Bruno that's guaranteed a #1 hit. Wait until Cardi leaves Offset and Bruno & Cardi become the industry's power couple.

cardi b got no personality. Its the pesonality of a escort.

she got some ok tracks

Iggy has a number 1.
Cardi will have 2.
I look forward to Onika being petty on social media.
Too bad there's no trashy /cel/ board yet.

no

Nah twenty one pilots pretty much came up from the bottom all on their own

What are you? President of her fan club?

Go away shill

You know exactly who he is. Most likely your favourite artist

Definitely has rich libtard parents

They're the new Beatles, buddy. And they caught fire with their "Versace" single already back in 2013.

I may never get an erection again