CRAZY ROUBLE THREAD #2233 - VOLODIN IS A GAY

Rouble has gone bonkers, can you deal with him?

USD - 65RUB, EUR - 74RUB, Oil - $49
USA minimum wage - 8$ per hour/1280$ per month
Gabon minimum wage - 1.84$ per hour/325$ per month
Russia minimum wage - 0.54$ per hour/95$ per month

Why are we here? We are here because posting on 2ch.hk (russian Sup Forums) is no longer safe: bigstory.ap.org/article/0274242811894097a9d79f789002aab0/dozens-russia-imprisoned-social-media-likes-reposts

This general is about the social life and economics of modern Russia. You can ask about Russia here, you will get honest answers.
For russians: we encourage you to use english, despite how bad it might be.
For non-russians: Sup Forums changes some cyrillic letters to latin ones for some reason, rendering google translate useless. You might want to use yandex or start learning russian.

What are we doing here? Some of the people here are traders on stock markets. That's why there are all these graphics, charts, prices and shit. Some people are trying to predict how things will go in the future.

Actual news about Russia in english: meduza.io/en

We're still fighting back from kremlin bots, force them to sit on bottles, make bets with our anuses, predict stock rates. With more than 2200 threads of wasted budgets, thousands of chart candles, and hundreds of stable deposits now in the past, we are: finding out where jew reptilians are hiding, why everybody sucked dick, except for us, how to lose 15 years of oil income in JUST one year, how to drop your spaghettos in front of the entire world in such a way that everyone thinks it's part of your ingenious masterplan, how to lose everything and not lose yourself in this hard time of troubles.
Old thread:

Other urls found in this thread:

nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html
theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/02/putin-kremlin-inside-russian-troll-house
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolls_from_Olgino
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party
obr2ch.github.io/
pastebin.com/J0HQ0ua1
forexpf.ru/chart/brent/
theice.com/products/219/Brent-Crude-Futures/data
neste.com/en/corporate-info/investors/market-data/urals-brent-price-difference
naans-media.ru
bloomberg.com/energy/
valuta.investfunds.ru/indicators/view/220/
cbr.ru/hd_base/default.aspx?PrtId=mrrf_7d
cbr.ru/statistics/print.aspx?file=credit_statistics/iip_ira_15.htm&pid=svs&sid=mipzrRF
zenrus.ru/
stocktime.ru/
worldtimezone.com/markets24.php
moex.com/ru/issue/USD000UTSTOM/CETS
moex.com/ru/issue/EUR_RUB__TOM/CETS
output.jsbin.com/genuwe/quiet
ru.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=MOEX:USDRUB_TOM
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=usdrub
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=eurrub
finam.ru/analysis/profile2C880/?market=45
youtube.com/watch?v=tNa3J6dOiAg
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

We've learnt for the past two years that our taxes grew up, cheap foods and cheap meds are DONE WITH, hypermarkets have switched over to low quality cancerous shit from China, direct food import is DONE WITH, factories are DONE WITH - VneshpromBank - DONE, Turkey & Egypt - DONE, travel companies - DONE, BashOil - DONE, South Stream - DONE, Turkish Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream 2 - DONE, FNB has been given over to banks, Retailers - DONE, Mistrals - DONE, Roskosmos - DONE, Danone factories in Russia - DONE, export - DONE, diplomatic friendship with the UK - DONE, Enegrosbyt/TNS- Energy - DONE, Rosnano - DONE, UVZ - DONE, steel export - DONE, marussia - DONE, VAZ - DONE, Siberian icecream sticks - DONE, GLONASS - DONE, Syria - DONE, RBC - DONE, FNB - DONE.

We used to laugh about zero economic growth - looking back we see that was a good thing. According to a new law the FSB is now allowed to shoot civilians (including kids and women). The president has gotten one of his personal buddies to form a National Guard, consisting of Kadyrovtsy. The Ostankino Broadcasting center has been surrounded by barbwire, just in case.
The russian peoples are overflowing with debts and cannot even pay a single % for them, there's not enough monies in the budget, inflation is at 15%. The Baikal region has been rented to chinks. You can go to prison for partaking in three unsanctioned public protests. FSB puts everyone who buys more than $300 on a watch list. You can go to prison for posting the "wrong" thing, and even for reposting it on social media. People are advised to starve for the sake of Putin's government. Rublovka residents are moving out to London. Bread is, once again, made out of animal food grains. People are getting fired en masse, and salaries are being delayed. There are charges for treason. There is a third trial against Khodorovsky. The government is preparing to enact measures to restrict people from buying foreign currency. The government is trying to control the internet by constructing a copy of the Great Firewall of China in Russia. Expect thought crime to be a thing soon.

Gather up your popcorn, coffee, tea. alcohol, medicaments, weapons and painkillers, folks. Start stocking up supplies if you failed to get out of the country in time. The show is going to be long and unforgettable

Our lovely general is being constantly attacked by kremlin bots 24/7. Who are they?

The government created a special cyber unit to defend their positions and reputation on the internet. All media resources, after gaining a certain amount of attention on the web, are added to a watch list, and flooded with kremlinbots soon after. Their ultimate goal is to confuse your mind and trick your emotions.

How can you detect kremlinbots?
Unfortunately, you need some personal experience from facing them. But their main red flags are: high aggressiveness, general stupidity, wide use of propaganda cliches such as: yurop is on the verge of societal collapse, the USA is on the verge of economic collapse, muh massive shootouts in the US, muh refugees in Europe, muh radical LGBT madness everywhere in the world, everything you've been told and taught is a lie, RussiaToday is the sole credible news outlet, Putin is a good boy he dindu nuffin, and so on and so forth. Their most beloved tactics are: whataboutisms, blatant ad-hominem, avoiding the subject, appeal to emotion instead of logic, shifting the argument. Their methods are effective only against inexperienced opponents. Another obvious sign of kremlin-bot: posting pics of the ex-ukrainian prosecutor who have broke oath (traitor) to Ukraine, silly kremlin-bots also calling her mummy.

Read more here:
nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html
theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/02/putin-kremlin-inside-russian-troll-house
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolls_from_Olgino

Chinese example:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party

Archive
obr2ch.github.io/ - The interactive archive of previous threads. A graph showing the correlation between the frequency of threads and the currency exchange rate
[1-2231] pastebin.com/J0HQ0ua1

Цeнa нa ЖИЖУ (oil prices):
forexpf.ru/chart/brent/
theice.com/products/219/Brent-Crude-Futures/data
neste.com/en/corporate-info/investors/market-data/urals-brent-price-difference - The difference between URALS and BRETN!
naans-media.ru - Prices for Urals in roubles.
For energy: bloomberg.com/energy/

GCR:
valuta.investfunds.ru/indicators/view/220/
cbr.ru/hd_base/default.aspx?PrtId=mrrf_7d
cbr.ru/statistics/print.aspx?file=credit_statistics/iip_ira_15.htm&pid=svs&sid=mipzrRF - cтpyктypa ЗBP

Currency, exchange rates and indexes:
Russian Zen - zenrus.ru/
Биpжи вceгo миpa пo чacaм и eщё мнoгo вcякoгo - stocktime.ru/
Биpжи вceгo миpa пo чacaм: worldtimezone.com/markets24.php
USD/RUB нa MMBБ: moex.com/ru/issue/USD000UTSTOM/CETS
EUR/RUB нa MMBБ: moex.com/ru/issue/EUR_RUB__TOM/CETS
output.jsbin.com/genuwe/quiet - Very useful realtime from TradingView. B зaгoлoвкe aвтooбнoвляeмый кypc (дaбы мoнитopить пo вклaдкe в фoнe).
ru.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=MOEX:USDRUB_TOM - Tyт тaкжe yдoбнo нaблюдaть cкaчки oбeзyмeвшeгo к дoллapy

Streams from currency markets:
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=usdrub
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=eurrub
finam.ru/analysis/profile2C880/?market=45

Serious question for ruskibros.
What do the guys from 0:00 to 0:30 say?
youtube.com/watch?v=tNa3J6dOiAg
Also, it would be awesome if you told me, in short, what the guy from 2:49 was arguing about.
Thanks!

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thx for new thread op
>CRAZY ROUBLE THREAD #2233 - VOLODIN IS A GAY
also maybe we should stop forcing volodin
t. surkov

Rolled in.
Let's prepare for our offensive on the Pidoraha fortress called /sg
If you don't know the subject well, just post there some pics of the glorious Russian Homo army.

This is a pro-Putin board traitors

just use "sage" option or slide it.

would you, or anyone else who participates in these threads, mind answering a couple of questions for an article I'm writing? I'd greatly appreciate it.

Also, can anyone give me an estimate of how many of these threads have been posted on Sup Forums? The archive is quite hopeless.

you are going to write an article based on the answers from anonomous posters? If so you are the part of the problem with todays journalism.

He can't. Olgino guides fits only for sosach.

Don't forget about the Trump thread guys. Post them some cucked Pootin pics and Moscow streets on the Kurban Bairam.

-Dad, are you ok?
-...?
-Are you ok?
-What?
-I've asked, all right?
-That's fine
-Are you fishing now?
-BRBRBR
-Ok. Are the fish biting?
-Yes, BRBRBR

what about you are writing? maybe you are writing something against us

Hahahaha, thanks a lot user. I really appreciate it. I figured he must be asking him if the fish is baiting or something like that. Really funny.

>what the guy from 2:49 was arguing about.
About deforestation

Thanks again user :)

You are welcome.

>MFW FALL OF rUSSIA SOON

These threads are made by the CIA btw. Sup Forums mods on both Sup Forums and four plus four chan has been taken over by the U.S/EU/NATO intelligence agencies since about a couple of months ago, ever since then they've effectively terminated any serious discussion about anything critical of the U.S/EU/NATO system which is causing the extermination of the white race.

How do I know this? Look at their stances, and their language. Their language is inherently anti-russian, not specifically anti-Putins government. The reason for this is that the former is more powerful for propaganda-purposes. It leads to more irrational decision making in the target demographic (young white western males).

Look at their stances, they are pro-NATO, pro-EU, pro-U.S, anti-Russia, anti-Nationalist, anti-Trump. That tells you everything you need to know about the people running these threads.

How could someone bother creating these many threads? Someone either without a job, someone underage, or someone whose job it IS to make these threads. Which one is it? If it's someone without a job, in Russia, then they are underage, which ties in with the second option. If it's the third option, who could be their employer? The answer is obvious, U.S/EU/NATO intelligence agencies, as they're the only ones who benefit from anti-Nationalism and pro-Globalism, as the people who run these threads espouse.

>How could someone bother creating these many threads?
Just as someone would bother creating syria or trump generals. Chill out man

But those are different people. It's the same core group of people running these threads.

The difference is obvious.

Meanwhile, in reality.

Russian liberals always been self hatin anti-Russian psychos. But CIA could also be the answer. Who would dedicate their whole day and night for sustaining these threads? Either a complete looser without personal lide or a paid agent. No one even talks here about anything because everyone knows its a shill thread.

See this post as example. It's meant to mock Trump and Putin. This is taking a stance. You cannot be "le neutral", neutrality quite literally doesn't exist as anything other than a concept which doesn't apply to the human psyche. You always take a stance, always. When you're exposed to information, you take a stance on it and form an opinion about it.

It's the same with this. Opposition to Trump and Putin, is support for Obama, Merkel, Hollande, Cameron, etc. .

people there actually discuss the battle situation and reports from the battlefields, they discuss politics and weapon of sides. What do these shills who create this threads discuss? Look at this guy he proposes to invade Trump thread and shill there with particular type of pictures - exactly what he is doing here he wants to extend to other threads. Just note this mindset for yourslef.

I am 99.9% sure it's U.S/EU/NATO intelligence agencies from the west. There's of course always the 00.1% chance that it's actually literally some fucking loser who is making the same thread over and over again.

Isn't it strange then that he's banned when there is no interest in these threads, but they're made again and again? The Ukraine Generals were banned because the discussion died down but they kept getting created. But these threads will NOT be banned, because as I wrote in this post: the mods on Sup Forums and four plus four chans Sup Forumss have been taken over by intelligence agencies from the West.

Go to /metapol/ (I think It's called), and other subchans on four plus four chan, if you want information about what's going on over there. The situation is the same on Sup Forums, except it's easier to contain and suppress here because users don't have as much power.

2ch becoming shit same as russia , no more good categories, tons of trannys, lefties and other bydlos. Webms also not good as been

How can i be hired by CIA/US gov? I dont mind to obtain some greenbacks for participating in this threads

All right now.

This is a strategy where you take factually correct assessement made by the opposition, make a "joke" about it, in order to "delegitimize it" by turning it into a humorous thing rather than something that should make people think about what they just read. It's an effective strategy to people with a short attention span. Luckily short(er) in supply on here than the rest of the world.

wow it's nothing

Seems like a conspiracy theory. Sorry bro maybe you are just being paranoid. You know, not all russians are pro putin

You are ready to betray your country for money and you brag about it. And then you wonder why people hate you and then you pretend that you only anti-Putin, but not anti-Russia. so funny. no one can expose your hipocrisy as you youself

I have no idea what that even is, I presume it's some information warfare department from the russian military or something.

Nevertheless, this is in the same vein as what this guy here is doing. My picture was humorous in intent indeed, but it was also quite literally the truth. A depiction of a pole as is his state today in 2016, a slave to the U.S/EU/NATO, of course denied by the people who would rather have us scream at Putin for daring to not bend over for the U.S/EU/NATO.

>conspiracy theory
>sorry bro
>paranoid
>you imply all russians are pro-putin
oy vey'ing intensifies

>a coupe months ago
the slide script and paid threads where the rules dont apply have been here for a long time

I'm not talking about that though, they've never succeeded in achievin 51%+ mod ownership of Sup Forums on Sup Forums and four plus four chan, they succeeded recently and thus "control" as long as the owners of the website cooperates.

Russia just should fucking die desu
Absolute shithole of a country that barely stays alive by selling oil and gas
Can't wait until Chinks decide to annex Siberia and Russia finally fucking dies, it's about time

Why would CIA / NATO have ANY interest in a board where most people are trolling, memeing and shitposting? If they want to involve in things like that, they would choose a more serious forum, not an image board like Sup Forums

The Eternal Jew will never rest until his shit is kicked in permanently. I thought this was only a problem in 1800s-1900s (and of course modern) Europe. But it has always been the case. Just google something as simple as: roman sayings about jews, greek sayings about jews, etc. .

The jews have been trying to contaminate and destroy for centuries, they are evil personified.

I think, in the spirit of Mordenhau, the jews should be rounded up, dumped on a single plot of land, and turned into a simple pre-industrial agricultural country. That way, we can ensure their kind doesn't bring the world on the brink of global war ever again.

wow it's nothing

Why are you pretending I've said they're -only- doing this on Sup Forums?

Yes not all Russians pro-putinl, but pro-putin Russians don't create pro-putin threads. I never shilled for him on Sup Forums, rather when i came here in 2013 i discovered that some people here view his policies positively. I tried to doubt it at first but it was useless, and now /pol even persuaded me that Putin really is not so bad in comparasen to other politicians in the world.

>Look at their stances, they are pro-NATO, pro-EU, pro-U.S, anti-Russia, anti-Nationalist, anti-Trump.
No.

Yes good go- i mean chap, now go hail the prime minister. Don't forget to thank him for the pakistanis.

Requesting more puntinlets like the one in OP

Yep.

>christians
>right
>liberals

So pro-U.S, pro-EU, pro-NATO, pro-capitalist, pro-globalist scumbags then, as I said?

Right wing =/= pro-white
Right wing = Conservatism, liberalism, capitalism, globalism, etc. .

Look, if you don't have actual SOLID proof, this is all just speculation and paranoia

I wonder could people seriously be so much obsessed with kike-fobia? Or maybe lil kid trying to troll us?

>i want you to present physical evidence of the obvious that has been proven by thousands of people tens of thousands of times over over the past decade
>speculation
>paranoia

Why don't you emigrate to Russia if it's so great?
Rich Russians are leaving Russian because the country is in biggest recession in history
Russia is objectively shit

i'm writing about why some Dvach posters are looking for somewhere else to discuss Russia's dire economic situation, and how you guys are bringing Russian memes and arguments to the English speaking web.

If you have time to answer some questions, I'd be very appreciative. Shoot me an email at: [email protected]

>you don't have any rational reason for opposing a group of people overrepresented in positions of power which are causing the extermination of your own race
>you're either trolling or suffering from [X]-phobia

Now I know you are just trolling

I thought vladimir memes are illegal in russia?

Really? How come? Do you know what trolling means? You know what, I suspect you're sitting in the same room as this fine U.S/EU/NATO anti-white journalist: Fuck off old fart

>right liberals
nice meme. You want to ruin Russia, shrink it down to the size before 1600 year. Roll back all the achievments of our ancestors. Americans would gladly create their millitary bases on newly liberated Caucasus and elsewhere. I can't believe such dumb people can exist.

Of course they are, jewish owned newspapers in the west wrote that you go to jail if you create images with text and Putin on them. That means it's true. Thank you Sup Forums.

I'm not trying to mock Trump you idiot. I'm talking about promoting of our thread.We have to attract here typical pro-Trump posters and explain them that Pootin is not an ally for Trump. Pootin is the most cucked president in the world.

Slav a shit. Won't rebel unless dying from continued starvation. The Fuhrer was right all along.

>If you like X, why don't you move there
That's a fallacy. I like Hungary too, should I move there at the same time aswell perhaps?

>Rich Russians are leaving Russian because the country is in biggest recession in history
Rich swedes are leaving Sweden, rich americans are leaving the U.S, rich british are leaving the UK.

Coincidentally, alot of jews are leaving Russia aswell, apparently because "Putin is oppressing us".

You keep bringing up the old jew & CIA manipulation meme.
Really, from the looks of it, you don't seem serious at all

>old
>meme
It sure is old by now, but it's not a meme.

Why don't you disprove that jews are overrepresented in positions of power in the western world causing the ongoing extermination of the white race?

You're the only one denying reality and the facts here, not me.

Disprove me.

>cia is meme
>omnipresent kremlin trolls army is reality
whait what button would you push?

>I'm not trying to mock Trump you idiot.
Yep you are.
>We have to attract here typical pro-Trump posters and explain them that Pootin is not an ally for Trump
So you're arguing Trump is good but Putin is bad, yet you're supporting the people opposed to both? Hmm, something either smells fishy or jewish here.
>Pootin is the most cucked president in the world.
Not at all, he's a critically important person at a critical time in history in the making.

You guys need to learn the art of meme magic. This is our secret to happenings. Simply ask and we shall share the wisdom of kek with you.

Btw, this guy is probably a buttbuddy of Mikael Skillt, the "nationalsocialists" in Ukraine fighting against "the evil russian", the same "nationalsocialists" who proclaim that the U.S, EU and NATO is good, and that "the jews and arabs are my brothers" - Mikael Skillt, 2015.

Its bullshit fcors, but i dunno why he has a fufudyenosec's shirt. Its a westboro baptist church tier orthotards organization.

I agree jews have strong positions in western world but I don't believe the "white genocide" conspiracy. You people brought this genocide on yourself. If you think jews are planning the extermination of white race why it has no effect in Eastern Europe where people are extremly religious, racist and homophobic towards muslims, gays and other degenerates?
I'd rather push none

Disproportionally more professionals are leaving Russia compared to any of those countries you mentioned

how do you count them? By a few facebook posts of the very vocal fuckers who make a loud exodus to attract attention to their persona?

I'm just here to document the happening, not pro or anti anyone, swedefriend. Just someone with an interest in the happenings of the Russian internet.

He is actually a butthurt Tatar. But yes, he really does have no standards.

This is the cutest little boy I've ever seen.