ITT: terrible movie posters

ITT: terrible movie posters

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Is that real? Like not a fan made?

Is that fucking real?

Obviously not lmao but funny as fuck

this is fake
this is real

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>big brown bears come raw inside the little blond ones
what was Raimi's intention here?

Pretty good poster without the face

why don't we ever have a good posters thread? the last one I remember was like last year. pic related

I dont even remember this movie but holy shit

>Hugh Jackman

except the poster you just posted is good af you autistic cuck. return to reddit kid

>why don't we ever have a good posters thread? the last one I remember was like last year. pic related
Not even the other guy, but you have the reading comprehension of a toddler

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its a meme you dip i was being ironic

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>I was only pretending! Epic!

just leave

@77263513
@77263478
samefag but keep giving me those (You)s, nerd.

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Jesus, I didn't realize you were an actual newfag

So how did they get the statue of livery in the middle of the street without knocking over any buildings?
>It dropped there
Well what moved it there?
This poster belongs in this thread.

(You)

>/reddit/

Did you not watch Cloverfield?

Yes but this isn't the cloverfield poster

Who cares? It's misleading and nonsensical but it looks fantastic.

>great things come in bears
>coming soon
really made me think

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>inb4 blade runner

What's wrong with it?

Man I wonder who's in The Wolverine 3D?

He's talking about this abortion.

Minimalist movie poster thread?

Thinking about hanging this up in my living room

a modern classic

Harold Ramis used his remote control to walk the statue around

why is the president british?

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why do they all have dry faces and hair?

how big is that fucking water slide

it's either an optical illusion or david spade is like 4'6"

When I saw this on Redbox a long time ago, I thought someone just took a gun sticker and put it on the display and drew a knife.

>that mp5

Wait, isn't that Paul Blart? Mall Cop?

>cum in bears

kevin james had his dick out b4 it was cool

wait is the gun supposed to be there

Indeed.
From the famous "Smart Shart the Blart Cart" series

let's post amazing posters instead

I bet most of Sup Forums is too dumb to appreciate these

>hurr minimalism
There's no intelligence required to understand these.
Nor is there any skill required to make them.
I'd rather see someone make a nice detailed poster.

this is cancer

Don't really get the Pulp Fiction one, unless it's supposed to be the sword Bruce Willis Kills the pawnshop guy with. Or, a cigarette ? The rest are pretty good

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This.
>you will never be alive in the 20's to see Art Nouveau

Lets extend this to Blu-ray and DVD covers as well because barely anything is getting posted. I'll start.

This makes me fucking sick.

Degenerate purge when?

>it's either an optical illusion or david spade is like 4'6"

He is, if he stands on tiptoe.

>literally running on the blade
pottery

This is a terrible poster compared to the original. A minimalist poster should at least give you some understanding of the movie, like a more traditional poster does. Drawing a poster that is the personification of the title is moronic especially when the title of the movie is just meant to sound cool, instead of giving you any insight into the movie itself. It's like if you made a poster for the movie "Hard Boiled" and it was a minimalist drawing of eggs being boiled. Fucking trash.

>lord of the rings
>a fucking yellow circle
yes, truly "amazing"

It looks like frankenstein is chuffed as fuck about having two smaller people within reach.

>Nor is there any skill required to make them.

A lot of people seem to have this opinion on minimalist design. Its actually very difficult to convey more with less.

hes talking about those posters specifically you obtuse retard

Maybe, but that's not the case.
Those posters are some of the most retarded shit I've ever seen.
>two sticks = two towers woaaahh
Fuck off.

because you'll get someone who posts the blade runner one

What was this movie's appeal? It is literally Sandler and his buddies shooting the shit cracking shitty secondhand jokes every scene. No different than watching a 13 year old's sleepover

>Great things come in bears.
Goddamn jews pushing homoerotic relationships

Is that the same gorilla costume from George of the Jungle?

uninspired

but this one is good

These pictures have become the new "no u". Just accept that you were trolled epically :^)

They knew what they were doing.

hanging on my wall right now

There's nothing inherently wrong with minimalism but those posters were just kind of pretentious

it's cocaine

Yeah. Clearly this is a poster of its sequel.

The entire point of a film poster is to convey the message, plot and ambience of a movie. These are neither interesting nor unique and tell me nothing about the film.

>statue of livery
>livery
Am I falling for something here?

>'e's fat
>yo' thin
>'n' yo' both fookin' ohgleh

No, it isn't

I just realized it's even dumber than I thought. Running along the flat back of an enormous knife wouldn't even be that difficult, he should be running along the edge

A more recent example, and one that's not obvious.

Many of the posters ITT are at least mediocrely-designed but poorly executed. But this one is just a shit fucking idea, and I have no idea why they went with this.

A quick two second glance tells you nothing about the film. A two second glance after having a little bit of knowledge about the movie (i.e. that it's about a gay black man) is actually a big turn-off: not only does it tell you nothing but the poor stitching and colors used are completely uninviting to your Average Joe. It wasn't until after I watched the movie that 1) I took a closer look at it and 2) actually understood it. And that, for me, is a sign that the design is fucking trash.

This could easily have worked with a more symbolic poster -- for instance, the main character sitting on a beach, looking at the moonlit sky. It's such a simple and effective idea that it bugs me they didn't go with it. Or, hell, even if they went full-on into the gay aspect in the poster, that would've worked out better than this trash.

whoever made this was fully aware of what they were doing

Kill yourself maybe?

>Come in bears
>Coming soon
What did they mean by this?

Lost Highway is good.

Truly this is the peak of bearkino.

HERE COMES YOGI

>great things come in bears
What the fuck does that actually mean?

>titled The Full Monty
>they don't show dick in the movie
>they actors don't even pose nude for the fucking poster

is this real?

guessing it's a really clunky reworking of "good things come in pairs" which just gets really fucking weird when paired with that poster

Get on my level

The only way to melt a girls heart that is made of stone

Just add ice

actually ice would just erode stone, although i guess that's a much more apt metaphor for vanilla ice

>actually ice would just erode stone

No it wouldn't.
Running water erodes stone due to constant friction
Ice wouldn't do shit especially ice that wasn't melting

Actually it would cause frost wedging and crack the rock.

a blu-ray classic

>posting against the topic
>why didn't you read my explanation?

fuck you, beat it

Everything orange blue and hoverheads

I agree the poster is pretty bad, considering it doesn't really reflect the way the movie felt. I get what they were trying to do obviously, movie is about growth and the colors are fairly melancholy.

Thought the movie was decent, 5.5 or 6/10.

The text on the thumbnail looked like "HOLDUP" until I enlarged it

this is straight up cringe

$5,000 is $5,000 nigga