Official UFC on FOX Thread #5

succ edition

>Main card (FOX at 8 p.m. ET)

Chris Weidman vs. Kelvin Gastelum

Dennis Bermudez vs. Darren Elkins

Patrick Cummins vs. Gian Villante

Jimmie Rivera vs. Thomas Almeida

>Undercard (FOX at 6 p.m. ET) ON NOW

Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos def Lyman Good by split decision

Eryk Anders def Rafael Natal via 1st rd HEEM
Alex Oliveira def Ryan LaFlare via 2nd rd HEEM
Chase Sherman def Damian Grabowski via dec

>Undercard (UFC Fight Pass)

Jeremy Kennedy def Kyle Bochniak by decision
Marlon Vera def Brian Kelleher by submission
Junior Albini def Timothy Johnson by TKO
Shane Burgos def. Godofredo Pepey via unanimous decision (30-26 x2, 29-28)
Chris Wade def. Frankie Perez via unanimous decision (29-28 x2, 30-27)

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Favorite female fighter?

the reem

SOMEONE DO IT FFS

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Jones fans are subhuman waste

jon jones is freaking shook

no one else can compare

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ur mum

Just tuned in. Has this been a good card top to bottom? Heard there were some spicy heems

>Another all girl season of the ultimate fighter
sign me up la

Jon Jones suppressing dem psychotic urges to actually murder DC

DC suppressing those urges to succ Jones as per usual

what's next for chris after this loss? bellator and trt?

reem

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>UFC still shilling the "Weidman would win if he didn't throw a wheelkick" meme

There can be only one!

Hype promos are really annoying when you've sat through the whole bloody card

I give Weidman about a 0% chance of winning haha he's going to lose then start crying

This loser is here ALL DAY and NIGHT

the 2 most watched seasons of TUF since 2013 have been ronda and joanna lmfao

Chris took like 1,000 punches that night. One of the worst prolonged beatdowns I've ever seen.

Thats nice of the ufc letting two retarded guys fight in the co and mainevent

Jon is 100% on the juice now

Look at his fucking neck

This will be Jonathan Bonacious Jones' second fight since USADA came into effect.

BET THE HOUSE ON MINI-CAIN

I really hope Chris wins, I'm seriously afraid he'll commit suicide if he loses again

>implying Weidman wasnt winning on the feet

Who's that bird?

how does kelvin win this fight ?

Weidman will win

You're all gonna eat your woods

The whole world is gonna eat their woods

Jones is going to get run over by a pregnant woman high on cocaine and the fight will be cancelled, screencap this

Briscoe Swamp

Will you all apologise and try to jump back on the team when The Chris wins?

>Fox Sports fans predict this fight 54/46 for Weidman
>/heem/ picks this fight 54/46 for Gastelum (based on a preliminary count)

>lucks out against silva twice in a fucking row
>barely beats old past his prime machida
>almost gets koed by a fucking no testosterone vitor


How can anyone think this guy is good? kelvin is going to destroy this dude. cap this.

how bout u go an fuck off my video then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about looking good who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here

you forgot while injecting steroids

slag

a cute

tsundere

This is it for me lads, time to either keep going or simply give in

Who /notreadyformyboytoberetired/ here? Gastelum is going to annihilate him.

KO, TKO, Sub, or decision

California about to Heem Jew York

You usually screencap things people don't expect

nursing home or he dies in the ring and graveyard

HE'S TAKIN DA SHIT DAT MAKE YE HEAD GROW

you'll be counting stars if you don't stfu with your stupid calculations, i submitted 14 picks you idiot

>slag
kys

Guys last night I had a spoopy dream in which Gastelum was holding a dead baby
What does it mean ??

based taco warrior here we go

Hunto calm down Brock isn't coming back it was false news

wow so aggressive n tough bro u feelin' #drunk?

>still no proof

NO I WON'T BACK DOWN

If (when) Wideman loses, does he get cut? He'd be 0-4 in his last 4. Would WME let Bellator have him?

she's trailer trash

>poopy

It means Weidman dies.

There's only one answer

the new matchmakers blow

anyone else notice worse matchups?

Who has Kelvin beaten?

NOTHING COMPARES

NO THING COMPARES

2U

lost my parlay with elkins.
Now weidfuck can lose, fuck it! Common rectangle torso man!

areeba andale andale

go enter a pi recitation contest you dweeb

time to keep going

I WON'T BACK DOWN

Gastelum choosing something from El Chapos personal collection for the walk in

weedman getting heemd Kevin has better hands, I feel sorry for weedman man he was badly fooled by his Anderson wins

thenotoriousmma
Sparring today.
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Nah they'll feed him to an up and comer and then drop him.

Man it's been some time.

Taller man wins 90% of the time with this much height advantage. I bet 10 BTC on this, so I'm confident.

close 1

They'd keep him and string him along like Vitor unless he gets a decent offer I think. Hopefully he just retires

SAID I WONT BACK DOWN!

Bovada has The Chris at +900 to win in the second round.

It's LITERALLY free money.

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These mashup walkout tracks are always complete gash

Didn't Jones already use this song?

>2017

>backing down

>No "no I won't back down" song

What does Chris mean by this?

He's about to beat the shit out a fraud.. Think about me when kelvin h bombs weidman after dropping him.

what's this nigga shit music

CHRIS IS WINNING THIS

Who does heem use?

bookies love him

Weedman is going sleepy

WHAT IS THIS ENTRANCE MUSIC? THE CHRIS ISN'T MY BOY ANYMORE

>there are brainlets ITT who aren't watching the WSOP final three stream and UFC on Fox main event at the same time

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SHOOK

Boys just got here, what did I miss tonight

Oh god Chris looks like he's walking out to his execution...this is going to be horrific. He's fucking crying on the way to the ring.

glad to see him renting more expensive cars

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NEW YORK

Reminder Woodley already destroyed Kelvin Gastelum and Wonderboy who destroyed Whittaker

youtube.com/watch?v=7-DMAZb5Upw

>no WON'T BACK DOWN

Weidman can lose now for all I care, wgaf.

>no won't back down

fuck this