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jan

i really wish there were other places i could hang out with the odd but sophisticated sense of humour /brit/ has.

i wonder - do you think it might be possible to slowly introduce /brit/ gimmicks to normie group chats and over time infect it with our culture?
What would be some good entry level gimmicks for that?

asdfg

cheese on lads

wanked

That cheese is gonna drip down onto your dad's grill and he will NOT be happy.

*slaps your burger off the grill*
*while you're still in shock I slap the chicken off too*
*sips my pint and walks off*

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neck yourself you cancerous waifu spamming twat

>cheddar
first time daddy's let you use the grill? lmao

recycle

farting and shitting

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stop enabling the passfag you mongs

what a horrible accent

feel shit but scared to visit the GP

what's that supposed to mean?

Lying on Peckham Rye getting some sun and reading tbqh

Just got super-liked on tinder woi oi

interstellar is such an amazing film

Fucking hell, 5pm already?

Bathtime.

what cheese should he be using?

*click*
>colleague announcement for Sara the Bog Baroness, please report to aisle 4 immediately. That's Sara to aisle 4. Thank you
*click*

CHEDDAR LOL

honestly lads maria you've got to see her

stop giving this cunt attention

my full name is Byrd Gonzalez, e-mail me

Any updates on poleaboo?

Has he offed himself yet?

check your inbox :p xx

5pm already? hmm yes been a long day.
Got up at 1pm and been on me feet all day. Time to settle down for night with some tea soon and shove the jarmies on

Where do we go from here?
The words are coming out all weird
Where are you now?
When I need you
Alone on an airplane
Falling asleep against the windowpane
My blood will thicken
I need to wash myself again
To hide all the dirt and pain
'Cause I'd be scared
That there's nothing underneath
And who are my real friends
Have they all got the bends?
Am I really sinking
This slow
My baby's got the bends
Oh, no
We don't have any real friends
No, no, no

no

the gig economy is cancer

Why

join the freemasons and network with jews

it's my grill lad.
bit of the ol' indirect heat to melt the cheese and cook it through

hmmmmmm

>toon in

a grill was the closest thing he could get to a girl

because I don't like sitting in the waiting room
I don't like speaking to the doc
I'm scared in case I have cancer or something

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LADS

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done some onions with honey and balsamic cos i'm a ponce

Who fucking cares?

bonsai tree #3 is still alive after 8 months
this is a personal record for me

might trim it soon tho, its a little overgrown

I shot the guard with a tranquilizer gun and he ran all the way to the alarm, activated it and fell unconscious.
Fucks sake

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I do
Its not fucking fair. I'm already a virgin, now this shit will mess up my wanking

tories being dumb as per usual

it's dumb really, routers already block stuff by default

the state of anybody cooking dinner at 5pm

Mine doesn't, which is why I'm annoyed by this

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comfy

Always worried I might show up on these worst poster lists

Usual rorke stuff from the Tories

Christ

'tic 'hild

mental how nature never thought "hmm might be nice if you could do things with your hands instead of having to use your mouth for everything like" until it came to humans

Surely it'd be better to educate teenagers about the dangers of pornography rather than banning it?

An educated population requires less rules and regulations

anime

didn't have the fingers until random genetic mutation produced it

T H I S

ooooeeerr fuck off dawkins

Having your dinner before 7pm is pleb tier

need a gf like this

What game

didn't have lunch though

its not done for any reason except to appeal to older voters

they dont intend for it to actually do anything useful other that score them a few votes

ah yes, welcome to Porn Education. In this lesson we will watch Jennifer White get gangbanged by 10 black guys

make careful notes kids

too much ketchup
ruined

gf status: gone home

me status: depressed and alone

alcohol status: 'bout to hit the dome

Only shows worth watching:
breaking bad
GOT
Stranger Things
Westworld
Attack on Titan
South Park
Spongebob
The Simpsons
Peep Show

That is all

in bed going slep soon probably too tired to wank

>all that effort when you only have a regular barmcake to sit it on

it's naive to think this is all about protecting muh chilluns

Deus Ex

>no the wire or sopranos
Runtlife!

>not eating your dinner alongside the chase/pointless

baghead

>Stranger Things
>breaking bad

Good taste

okay bait

top burger tip: wrap it in foil for 5 mins before you eat it.

Holy mother of pleb

Peep Show is the only genuinely decent one there. Maybe Simpsons too, but jesus.

I don't actually mind Lisicki. He's a thick annoying twat obviously but he's too stupid to actually be worth worrying about and sometimes provides a kek or two

It's the posters who don't use names or trips that are more insidious. The Bradleyposter actually makes this general a less enjoyable place. And Thailad has managed to turn late night /brit/ into his own insufferable little personality cult. Fuck them

you sound like a very average person

>wire or sopranos

Cannot think of anything more grim. sad how some people let Sup Forums dictate their opinion

Why

god bless

didn't read a fucking word of this

the quintessential 15k karma view list

>>not eating your dinner alongside the chase/pointless

Imagine being some fat autistic runt who gets all their opinions from Sup Forums

>popular thing?
Pleb!

>not eating your dinner alongside the chase/pointless

*imagines it*
now what?

I watched them long before I ever heard to Sup Forums

The Sopranos might be the most overrated programme of all time. I mean it's not bad, it just doesn't deserve the praise it gets. I don't know why yanks have such a hard on for mobshit in general

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Sopranos is trash

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Peep Show is such an utterly awful show
Overrated wank, like everything David Mitchell is involved in