Shave head thinking I will look like Morata

>Shave head thinking I will look like Morata
>look like Rooney instead

>tfw even when you're at your skinniest, you still look like Eggman

JUST

Why are Greeks so ugly? I can't recall seeing 1 attractive Greek

this, my head is too round

>tfw look exactly like Iniesta but don't have his millions of euros

>tfw sister asks why I keep wearing my hat
>tfw tell her it makes me look like a cool detective
>tfw see some guy wearing same kind of hat when I'm out
>tfw hope I don't look as bad as he does
>tfw it was my reflection

Morata looks a lot better with hair anyway. In fact almost everyone looks better with hair than with a shaved head (discounting blacks)

Lel how old are you

>tfw 25 years old and already at stage 2

the future is not bright

>mom asks me why i keep going out with a sword
>tell her it's called a katana and that it makes me look cool and powerful
>some middle schools girls point at me and giggle on the street
>mfw

2a here

pls kill me

>Not teleporting behind them and telling them it was nothing personal

You need to step your game up chilidog.

I'm 23 and most my friends my age are at stage two

How about considering ongoing bald?

post pic of head

Why are Germanic so bald?

I'm too afraid to go to the barber.

no idea
that is stage 2, right?

Yes. Sadly, you are going to bald.

>Shaves head for my skinhead look
>End up looking Mexican

I've seen someone at uni who was literally a 7,not sure how that's even possible. He can't have been older than 25.

Mine is similar. Are you losing density on the hair where you're not receding? Do you notice hairs falling out all the time? Luckily I look pretty good with a shaved head.

>Are you losing density on the hair where you're not receding?
actualy no, not at all

>shave head number 0
>pustular pimples everywhere

at least i can grow my hair back

literally george constanza tier
just shave it off at that point desu

It will come. Hopefully you have thick hair to minimise the damage.

>from Croatia living in America
>shave head
>people at work ask me if I'm a neo-nazi

Why are Americans so stupid

>won't ever go bald thanks to native american genes
white people and drumpf btfo

Those same genes also make you ugly as fuck lmfao

I think for now I can cover it up fine, not lookng forward to the time when I'll have to shave though

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>tfw mother gets so upset about my appearance she gives me €25 for a haircut

I do feel a bit less depressed tbhh

i'm a solid 7 mate

do you like boipucci, hans?

huh? its possible to go bald at very young ages, one of my friends went bald at like 17 and patrick stewart went bald at 19

Also because its some chemical reaction shit with men that causes it, its likely that all men will experience hair loss and thinning to some extent, and its said that your hair loss % goes up as you age like 20% in the 20s 30% in the 30s etc

>€25 for a haircut
imagine all the vodka and energy drinks you could buy with that

a 7 in chile is a 3 in any nonspic or nonafrican country

if that's meant to ask if I'm gay, no, why?

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Haircut is like 35€ at the mall close to me.

what did he mean by this

wtf does it include a blowjob?

i was just asking if you wanted my boipucci, you look potentially cute

They blowdry your hair after cutting it.

he would look badass shaved desu

we work and rarely have fun
stress and negativity often lead to hair loss

I get that's done for a fiver, lid. 9 pound if I want may hair cut right.

Conte doesn't even look bad completely shaved,i don't know why he hanged on hi hairs so much and why did he have a transplant

im no hans

he looks like a bum you see drunk 2pm at a railroad station

Conte would look sick if he actually styled his hair rather than just having it like a floppy mop. If he got a slick black like Simeone had, that would be nice.

what stage am i at lads?

is that a hint he's in fact roiding?

for me,it's bale

was about to post this

What is this, Bayol for ants?

Not necessarily. Hair loss is a side effect of roids but you can also go bald pretty much any time after puberty ends. It's all down to genetics.