Tfw just relapsed after 65 day nofap streak

>tfw just relapsed after 65 day nofap streak

music for this feel? im so fucking pissed i was going to make big T gains

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>65 days
Dude with 30 is more than enough lol.
I dunno, listen to this.
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umm don't T levels start to fall after 7 days of abstinence

>nofaps for testosterone

>65daysofnofap

thats about the longest ive ever gone. some of those nuts after that felt so weird though, i remember getting this weird feeling like there was metal flowing through my body or something. its hard to explain, buy i felt like when what metal tastes like but it wasnt a taste it orgasm, very weird. it lasted for like a couple weeks after

nice

shhh don't expose the pseudoscience

you fucked up bro, you were 5 days away from getting women to find you so attractive they wouldn't be able to control themselves, no you're back to square one

>tfw can't get fully erect and have no sex drive anymore
I have tried no-fap for 2 weeks and nothing changed. I give up

>This guy nutted so hard after 65 days of nofap that he had a psychedelic experience

Age?

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19

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don't take psych meds, don't drink alcohol or some weed. daily fap or every other day at least, fucking relax. so you're always prepared for pussy. this tnread has no business in mu

why is this post still up?

This is bullshit though

if you're trying than you're not relaxing and relaxing is the key, just accept yourself as you are and you have more power. trying to do a thing is always failing. when you got it, you don't have to try, you just are and it's done and now you do whatever you want to do and take whatever you want, it will all come to you, your energy will be a magnet for what you want

nah it just gives this weird kind of orgasm

>tfw failed nofap2018 on the second day
Feels bad man

meh I fap every 2 days at least and had my blood tested couple weeks ago cause I'm tired and shit. My T levels were slightly above average, so I stopped buying into the nofap increasing your testosterone levels. I'm not ripped or anything either

>there are still people who fall for the nofap meme
Fucking unbelievable

this, you need to relax your whole shit

your mom

>falling for somethong that costs you nothing

thats not how this shit works my guy

Stop memeing my favorite pleb band.

I'm by no means qualified to say this, but I'd think fapping regularly would keep your T levels higher cause you're producing more sperm all the time, and if I remember correcttly your body needs testosterone for that

It means being deceived, it has nothing to do with it being free.
Maybe learn what things mean before trying to school people about them.

now he needs some post-fap music amirite

yeah, cumming regularly is healthy. But cumming to porn all the time is not. That's more the essence of nofap i suppose, to cut down on the porn

what to fap to if not porn
I'm getting desperate

Are you allowed to have sex on nofap?

trips of truth

your gf, ideally

Nofap is an utter meme. You're better off cutting out porn or cutting it down to moderation. The same people who'll tell you it makes your test shoot through the roof are the same people who think that high test makes you want to fuck fat girls.

most important

of course, that's kinda the point. To get laid and not be a lazy daily fapper addicted to porn

>not fap for a couple of days
>easily enjoy a fap using your imagination

>tfw nofap
>tfw got pussy and barely got hard and came in .2 seconds
I got harder easier when I was fapping, although I didn't get a lot of time for foreplay, and I tried to do doggy first and the height difference fucked us up (I'm way tall and she's short). And desu she doesn't really turn me on that much so that might be part of it. I have gotten hard easily with her before when she blew me so maybe it was just lack of foreplay.

idk honestly
I'm ace (perma biological nofap basically lol) and my levels are below female
(((i do take t blockers doe)))

more about taking your time and not a quick fix and fast porn scene to get it over with but actually take a long time like you would with a woman who wants to fuck for three hours until she's had enough, porn makes it easy to not have stamina. when you are having a marathon with a hhot chick, you want to not cum and just make her cum a bunch of times for hours and then cum after, she can jack you off in her mouth or whatever but the goal is fucking without that need for a cum fix that men can easily get in the habit of wanting whereas women don't care as much they just want someone inside them and the tenderness of to dominated etc. but not just cum and be done and they can cum and still want more and be hornier after cumming while men tend to just die off after. music for this feel

the internet is an addiction like any other. It's an easy way out for people who struggle to socialize and hit on girls (or guys). You're living your whole life vicariously through other people actually enjoying themselves IRL. Or in Sup Forums's case, chatting without having to think before you say something cause it's all anonymous anyway. I'm not saying I'm doing any better, these are just things I notice myself doing, and am working on improving them

truth with self and neverending improvement

Kek,
This

nofap isn't a miracle cure that'll solve all your problems, but if you masturbate so often that it stops being truly enjoyable and you need a change of pace, it can be really invigorating to do for a week or two

>HE THINKS
>NOT
>BEING SEXUAL
>INCREASES HIS TESTOSTERONE?????


PFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING SOYBOY. LITERALLY WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT. HOLY SHIT LMAOOOOOOOOOOO.

underrated post

nigga please, i get pussy all the time from everywhere and i fap regularly so i have fresher loads, you silly. it's in your MIND what you put out and your energy, not whether ya jacked off or not

this

why would anyone ever think not masturbating for a few weeks would suddenly make you more attractive?
just torturing yourself for literally no reason.

i quoted him because his post was so sarcastic it made me laugh.
but you seem to think he was being serious.
and in turn me for quoting him.

u dum?

>fresher loads
>pretending this hard to be something you're not

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Masturbation decreases cognitive ability in the frontal part of your brain.
I think OP meant that.

for the time it takes for you to finish...

>people don't know that fapping is the equivalent to drug addiction
>can make you have an addictive personality

The testosterone boost falls off after 2 weeks to a month

semen retention is the single greatest thing that men can do to unfuck themselves and anyone who hasn't tried it has no idea how fucked you are

true high test males dont give a fuck about their test

>for the time it takes for you to finish...
che?

i'm sure eating sperm would make me happier too but not gonna do that, that's for my gf. i won't deny her the seratonin, she was depressed until i started filling her pussy and mouth with my cum and it changed her skin and smile. men do their thing, women do their thing.

>can make you have an addictive personalitiy
>MAKE you
>change your personality

fuck me some of you anons are so stupid

>unfuck themselves
this seems like a buzz thing that nerdy teenagers that were picked on in school think is a quick fix to make them into chads without trying to do anything like exercising, playing outside, or socialising.

>drugs don't impact people
>inferring that actions also can't create the same situation

lurk moar newfaggot.
This system wants you masturbating so you're docile to it. I mean look at the shit promoted on TV. That's not there purely for money. Those shows are paid for by mega corps to keep you docile so they earn more from you.

it's fake bullshit trying to attain something rather than relaxing into whatever you want to be. it's all about shaping yourself in the mind, then the body follows that. if you are caught up in what you need to do physically, you cut all your true power off. it's all mind over matter, the body responds to your mindstate, your attitude, your vibrational offering. you have to think it into being, not do some ridiculous ritual. case closed, this thread is goofy af

>this seems like a buzz thing that nerdy teenagers that were picked on in school think is a quick fix to make them into chads
How? That's an awful big projection there.

Most people at the top of the food chain focus their energy away from such poor habits for a reason.

>it's all mind over matter
But matter is the mind user.

we are a consciousness vibration that is flowing into a flesh being, all our power is the vibration first and everything becomes what we think it into being with focus and emotional offering

>eating sperm

lol no. and nofap is more than being about women. itll give you the self control that you need to actually do shit like start a business that you've been thinking of or a project

theres way more shit going on with semen retention than trying to get laid, and no it won't magically help you get laid either

>"relaxing" into what you want to do
>someone being completely addicted to porn can just "relax" their way into doing it

you say i'm saying bullshit, and then you hit me with some new age faggotry? not masturbating every day creates a physical change in the body that is positive, it isn't the other way around

Which is why any move you make takes something from yourself and gives something to you.
You get the orgasm, the world get's the energy from it.

it is ok you'll be older than 19 one day.

you feel so knowledgable right now because you're not the stupidest person at your shitty college. soon you'll realise why you think as you do.

or maybe you wont, and you'll be ignorant forever.

>you feel so knowledgable right now because you're not the stupidest person at your shitty college.
>He didn't understand me so he resorted to "hurr u so intellectual durr"
Righto.

don't worry bro, i got your back. these sad souls watch PROGRAMMING all day and can't even see how they're being controlled to respond to anything

You know what, I'd take you more seriously if you'd capitalise your sentences. But I bet you're such a rebel that even that would be "conforming" for a special snowflake like you.

>Most people at the top of the food chain focus their energy away from such poor habits for a reason.
i was going to make fun of you for watching too much media, but all media that has anything about top one percenters portrays them as drug and sex deviants. so i don't know what you are.
not very bright?
believe things random people tell you on the internet as law?
mormon?

did like the inclusion of
>food chain
like bigger men eat the smaller ones.