Why do they act miserable?

Why do they act miserable?

They're obviously living the dream.

It might have flew when they were just starting out and struggling, but they're on solid footing these days.

They even got that piece of shit garbage movie made.

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you wouldn't understand, you're not an alcoholic

>Went to my hairdressers
>Asked what I would like
>I asked for the redlettermedia jay haircut
>looked at me like I was crazy

Jessi left Mike while Jay is a boipussymagent

Mike's life is pain

is Jay a gay?

why is he so cute bros, i'm glad he's managed to keep it up all these years

You'll understand the despair if you ever move to Wisconsin, Michigan, or Indiana.

Does Jay hold the key to unjusting?

>why do people do things for comedic purposes?
You're a goddamn idiot.

will he ever share his secrets?

really though, has he ever addressed his makeover?

They act miserable because they think its funny to put no effort when they are saying scripted shit. I thought that was made clear.

Lose a few pounds and grow a beard. It's not some fucking mystery.

It's the steady stream of young pussy his e-fame has gotten him.

>has he ever addressed his makeover?

Not that I know of, but it happened during 2013.

This is him in October 2013, and in early 2013 he was still looking close to his 2012 self.

>living the dream.

it's not exactly a secure, future proof job.

He grew a beard and lost some weight. Why do you faggots treat that like it's something more complex and deep than it is?

MEMES

I'm sorry we didn't notice your new haircut, user. It looks lovely.

They can come live with me on my compound.

>act

I remember on PreRec people kept asking what his workout routine and diet was, and he said it was boring to get into and left it at "eat less and move around more."

Holy shit that's actually a great haircut.

>Why do they act miserable?
Because they live in Milwaukee.

there are more e-celebs who get JUST than unjust

just look at mike or pissed pedro. they gain weight than lose it

he's either bi or just a beta who is too shy to ask a girl out.

Jay has a gf.

She's taller than him.

somebody post that pic of them leaving theatre from hitb video, I'm too lazy to find

I just want to laugh at their clothes.

stop posting your shitty fanfic m8

how dare you post these lies

my Jay would never waste his precious sperm on some slut

It wasn't wasted.

Jay's wife is pregnant with his baby.

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it's all in the genes

Jay is clearly of Germanic descent, which is the gene jackpot

Mike looks like he has Eastern European genes, so, pretty much all downhill after the age of like 30

Rich looks like an Anglo, hit or miss, in his case miss

Is the fat balding bearded one an SJW cuck? He just made a Trump joke in the new best of the worst.

>anyone who jokes about the ridiculous man we elected president is an SJW
You're getting paranoid man. Take your meds.

He ruined a best of the worst earlier didn't he? The one where they wrecked the viewing room? I wouldn't be surprised.

Mike made the Trump jokes first

Shhhhh shhhhhh It's ok user...

It's not that common you see someone on the internet seriously improve their appearance.

he's an sjw, but a cuck? Can virgins be cucks?

Is this what delusional Germans believe?

You seriously need to lay off the Sup Forums for a while if you've gotten to the point where anyone who jokes about one of the most outlandish public figures in recent history is your enemy.

I'm not german it's just true. Also you obviously don't need to actually be a german to have germanic genes

money doesnt always equal happiness. if i wrote you a check for 100k usd you would feel exactly the same one year from now.

what the fuck really? I haven't watched it yet, but if they're actually a bunch of treasonous cucks who joke about the president elect then I'm unsubbing, I thought they were redpilled

Because it would bounce?

...

I know the average Trump follower is not capable of employing any kind of nuance in their thinking, but consider this: some people might realize that trigger warnings and fat shaming and the like are a load of bullshit while also recognizing that Trump is a retarded manbaby who's a historical disaster waiting to happen.

>what is shtick

OP needs to get test for assburgers

sure thing wagey

wrong id fell like i wrote a check for 100k a year ago thats the subtle differance

>libtards are still this mad

also hillary was the historical disaster waiting to happen, and you'll be glad we don't have WW3 on our hands

money doesn't equal happiness unless you're scrooge mcduck who just loves swimming in money.

money however is a tool for makes yourself happy. If you owe more than 100k the check will be meaningless. it all depends on the individual.

>tfw there will never be an erotic thriller starring porn actresses directed by Jay because Mike wants to make another schlock with unfunny "jokes"

>american fashion
embarissing

>Hillary's WW3
>fighting Russians like a man

>Trump's WW3
>dying for Israel like a cuck

I'm far more concerned about WW3 happening with Trump in the white house than Hillary. Hillary was a standard establishment politician, the same old. She would not have wanted to start a nuclear war any more than the rest of them do, which is not at all. I can think of plenty of things she'd have done that I would be unhappy about, but not that. Trump is a wild card though. I have no idea what that idiot is going to do, and as far as I know it could include nuking someone because they insulted him on twitter.

Meanwhile I'll be investing in tinfoil while you guys continue your pizzagate "investigation."

>fighting Russians
for what purpose?
what is there to gain, fucking nothing

Europe continues to be America's bitch instead of Russia's bitch.

Petrodollar and Dollar supremacy is maintained.

Yeah why shouldn't we let an openly fascist military superpower gain as much power and influence as it wants :)

What could possibly go wrong :)

Nah he won't start a nuclear war/WW3, but you should probably expect a wholly unnecessary war with Iran in the next 4 years. They're ripping up the Iran peace deal before Trump even gets into office

Trump will invade Iran under suspicion of nuclear weapons program AKA WMD, it's gonna be Bush all over again

WE could have America 2.0 on our hands :)

>America going to war with Iran

Who could possibly want this?

Because that's they're shtick.

Absolutely.

>ywn gang up with Mike and bully Rich and Jay together

For what purpose?

it just gets old after 5 years

triggered af

I wish Mike was my dad.

he is. lawyer up and take him to the cleaners

>Wheel of the Worst
>watch every tape on the wheel

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The dinosaur egg one was honestly one of the best things they've ever had on there. I really hope they actually make good on the talk of editing it into a legit horror short.

I know it too. Get a beard to hide your shit jaw line and get not fat. Dunzo.

He definitely fixed his teeth too.

Why do Mike and Dick JUST & Jay UNJUST!
what's the official theory on this?!

jack is getting hotter with every episode. how does he do it?

He went from looking like an every day Joe to looking like a metrosexual .

He's a SJW cuck, but Mike is the one that started the Trump joke.

How dare he mock Supreme Ruler!

>Gottacatch’emall.jpg

On pre rec he said they fucked up the normal haircut he gets so he just decided to comb it to the side, and it turns out it looked really good so he kept it.

Its called deadpan.

>get a beard
Not everyone can just get a beard out of nowhere user

Lose weight.
It's amazing for aesthetics.

There is no reason why anyone here, anyone reading this post should be over 200lbs

was young jack a gay hobbit

>Why do they act miserable?
>act

They're playing pretend. They also obviously don't like generic hollywood popcorn fare and are probably a bit smug about their toe-hold on the indie scene with the direct to dvd garbage that they shit out once a decade.

Why the fuck doesn't Jay have a girlfriend?
He's not fucking gay, he clearly has confidence now.. he said on pre-rec once that "girls don't like funny guys".. but Jay isn't fucking funny, so what the fuck is he even talking about?

Shit is kinda pissing me off. I wanna fly to fucking Wisconsin and be his wingman so I can figure out what the fuck he's doing wrong.

he said on hitb that he finds Alison brie and Aishwarya Rai attractive so at least he's bi if anything.

What a fool you are.

>not starting WW3 over Syria with Russia
>starting WW3 instead over alleged nuclear weapons with Iran
What difference does it make? I'm gonna be pissed at trump if he really is that stupid or evil to start WW3 for Israel. Nobody wants WW3 for the sake of Israel. It's gonna be pretty hard to pull a fake weapons of mass destruction campaign all over again this time with Iran. Everyone remembers the faisco with Saddam, not to mention China and Russia won't allow a war against Iran.

what is the secret to jack's impeccable grooming could it be turtle wax

>he doesnt bulk up to at least 280 before cutting

>implying that fag of jay is the only member of rlm
retard

the jay cut is called the "quick cut" you newb

Holy shit is Jay a manlet?

>funny guys getting drunk and watching terrible films
>every episode majorly falls flat and isn't funny
why
how

Welcome to Milwaukee, son

vhs hipsterism has gotten really, really old

Rich looks like some retarded Welsh/Irish potato man

How do you know he doesn't have a gf? He seems to keep his personal life pretty much completely off the Internet and I don't blame him considering the way faggots like you make weird obsessive posts about all of them.

You know, user, not everyone in the world WANTS a girlfriend. Some people actually enjoy being single and having casual relationships. You will understand these things someday when you grow up.