Woman throws away boyfriends life savings on frivolities under the threat of a sex ban

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Why are you still virgin Sup Forums?
You can find your own blood sucking elephant, just get out there goys.

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Things like this make being a KV a little more comfy.

She's a fuckin landwhale.

>somebody goes through all that to have sex with that thing

Jesus you can get a dozen model hookers for that kind of money. Why go for Shrek?

Completely his fault for being such an omega cuck. Although 1 will get you 2 that a single mother is the parent.

British women are the fucking worst

If there ever was a reason to abstain from sex that fatplanet is it.

You would have to pay ME that amount just to have sex with this hole.

jesus fucking christ.

A high class escort would be cheaper to fuck on the regular

Cost Benefit analysis will reveal that virtually no woman is ever worth dating.

You show me a girl that will actually add value to my life and I'll go through the bullshit to get her.

But until that happens, I'll just keep having disposable income and free time, jacking off to h-manga.

SOMEBODY

KV?

Wouldn't she go to jail for fraud?

wonder what he beta faggot looks like

Fuck him. Its his own fault.

>some motherfucker is desperate enough to throw away his savings on that...thing

That's one ugly bitch.
Guybis the fucking pussy though, wanting to pay just to fuck that thing

Kissless virgin

Hahahahahahaha

this, he should have just hired hookers

or bought a hot gf

Kissless virgin

the man is not even ugly, what the fuck man, is those type of men who give power to these cunts.

Lol what a loser! There is clearly no love in relationship and for that money he could be fucking prime white girls.

BWAHAHAHAHA he looks like he's the woman in the house

You think she makes him wear that sweater?

HAHAHA
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Guess she wasn't making a lot of money telling riddles at bridges.

I sometimes get depressed about being a KV. Then I fap and stop caring.

>English women
>ever

They look equal. Both fat and average looking.
Just that he probably earns 4 times as much as she does

Confirming my bias against Western women everyday.

Why the fuck do britts always build their houses in brick, have you ever heard of wood?

That bitch looks like one of the rejected Ursula designs. I, for one, would be happy for a sex ban.

Aww

I'll kiss you ;~;

>KV?
Fuck off normie

This is fake as fuck. This is just pushing the narrative of entitled obnoxious women.

No one is this ridiculous

This is when you tell her to fuck off.

Another retard that learned the hard way.

his friends failed him
never give up your male relationships, especially if your significant other wants you to

what the fuck is a sex ban

Becoming a wizard has proven to become quite useful in this era.

>Why the fuck do britts always build their houses in brick, have you ever heard of wood?
So our houses don't collapse when it rains.

Got to build them sturdy for all of the extreme earthquakes and tornadoes we suffer

I honestly have no idea, though

The reason is because we have do deal with weather, not climate.

Because we have weather that can change on a daily basis we need hard wearing houses.

It is no use having wood when, as shown earlier this year, in the space of a week you can have freezing temperatures, snow, sunshine, torrential rain and high winds.

Damn that bitch is fuck ugly.
Wait. Why the fuck is this a story?

Not giving him her poon.

Let's see how much sex he could buy with that money. How much are we talking in pounds for a 20s attractive prostitute?

British """""""Woman"""""""

How pathetic do you have to be to not just leave that creature?

>implying he learned

He's probably begging to suck on her cunt right now.

It's because we're heavily deforested and cba importing wood from abroad.

jesus she's in fucking bits, explain yourselves brits

how is that a threat

>dumb Brit thinks bricks help against tornadoes

Probably something to do with indoor heating

That's not helping helping us with the Trap issue on Sup Forums user.

Check adultwork.xxx, i'm sure he could have fucked 70 top tier prostitutes for the car alone.

Why do these cucks never consider going on a lovely trip and fuck whores instead? I mean they are dating a literal whore who demands money to fuck them.

Jesus fuck, I could get something better than that for a few quids worth of drinks at my local right now.

>he fell for the roasties are human beings meme

So we're talking about sex once a week for at least a year.

...

Uk is secretly fatter than the USA but we still get shit on about our weight. Britain is literally that jealous sister who talks shit to their younger hotter one.

and earthquakes
seriously, the last place you want to be is in a brick building in an earthquake

23 year old kissless hugless handholdless virgin here. I've accepted my fate. Least women hate me and I know they find me ugly so I won't have to deal with this shit and can spend my money on my desires.

It does get lonely though sometimes...

It's a fetish. It's called financial domination. Some guys are into it.

Yes, the man is a tool hence why it made it into the news.

Paying all that money to fuck some 2/10 nobody.

lol that chick is ugly af

>UK is secretly fatter
Only the women user, only the women

>Withholds sex unless he pays £84k+ to fund her crappy luxuries

Seriously, why didn't he just dump her and hire escorts?

You had me until that last part

>Get into relationship
>Get sex banned
>"If you break up with me, I'll say you raped me."
>"If you cheat on me, I'll say you beat me."

>14k pounds on surgery
Sounds a bit low, do she really think that will be enough?

It's really too bad what she turned into...

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he could have bought a better woman for that money.

ONCE TOLD ME!

She's not even remotely good looking. This guy needs to tell this cunt to fuck off and find an actual hot gold digger.

Give me a break burgers, if the ground started shaking beneath me I would find somewhere suitable for humans to live

I know that feel bro. I am also hugless & handholdless.

This is a hoe
Keep your pimp hand strong

there's something very suspicious about that chap's hair

MY WHALE WAS GONNA OWN ME

Gay pride worldwide!

Isn't that the important part?

We stomp on the ground so fucking much because you brits smell like shit.

i guess trees can grow in england then

they are also the worst fuck

>huge tinkerbell tat

Why? Who would want to doggy her knowing that shitty little elf is staring at you with that shit eat grin.

THERE was an old sow with three little pigs, and as she had not enough to keep them, she sent them out to seek their fortune. The first that went off met a man with a bundle of straw, and said to him:

'Please, man, give me that straw to build a house.'

Which the man did, and the little pig built a house with it. Presently came along a wolf, and knocked at the door, and said:

'Little pig, little pig, let me come in.' To which the pig answered:

'No, no, by the hair of my chiny chin chin.' The wolf then answered to that:

'Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in.'

So he huffed, and he puffed, and he blew his house in, and ate up the little pig.

The second little pig met a man with a bundle of furze and said:

'Please, man, give me that furze to build a house.'

Which the man did, and the pig built his house. Then along came the wolf, and said:

'Little pig, little pig, let me come in.'

'No, no, by the hair of my chiny chin chin.'

"Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in.'

So he huffed, and he puffed, and he puffed, and he huffed, and at last he blew the house down, and he ate up the little pig.

The third little pig met a man with a load of bricks, and said:

'Please, man, give me those bricks to build a house with.'

So the man gave him the bricks, and he built his house with them. So the wolf came, as he did to the other little pigs, and said:

'Little pig, little pig, let me come in.'

'No, no, by the hair of my chiny chin chin.'

'Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in.'

Well, he huffed, and he puffed, and he huffed and he puffed, and he puffed and huffed; but he could not get the house down.

>being a cuck who builds a home like a shed out of wood and gets eaten

she's not good looking! yes she IS would love to see her boobs

What in the sweet fuck... Who would date, let alone give money to that fucking creature?

rot

Record her say that, then beat her silly and rape her with a cactus.

>"Officer I don't know what this is all about but I have a recording where she threatened to lie about such things."

You can see the ugly-whore-Britishness on her face. No offence to brit males

Lol, they both deserve the fire.

I now sexually identify as a stone male please use the correct pronouns when around me.

>women

Women like that exist, you might not be one but they're definitely a real thing.

I remember this story about a woman spending her husband's life savings on a 'fairytale wedding' then divorcing him after because he had no money left.

A lot of women are just simply... retarded.