Houston Astros at Baltimore Orioles game thread

going for the season sweep edition
avenging Moran subedition
McCullers vs. idk figure it out yourself if you have an internet connection

Firstros lmao

L M J

Sup Forumsstros!

2manyTejadas

Alright lads

Verlander is set to pitch against us on the 30th

We need him to shut us out to complete the interview process for his trade.

DUDE SONGBIRDS LMAO

Ducks!!!!
I'm just here till the Nats game starts.

Nice "ace' you got there Stros

>Ok imagine making this commute
>in 102 degree weather with 80% humidity
>finally make it to the ballpark after witnessing multiple rubberneckers make the commute even longer
>parking is $50 near the ballpark
>$20 if you are willing to walk 2-3 miles
>make it to the gate
>tickets are expensive as fuck

Fuck that shit man I'd rather watch from home. Remind you, we have little to no public transportation in Houston so drivers are always fucking up on the road. The 2 hour roundtrip commute for me is just on a good day. We're not like the east coast where public transportation is convenient and you don't live 25-30 miles away from your home ballpark.

Sup Forumsltuve!

HE LEARNED

Am I still bandwagon even though Ive been thru the Disastros era but just barely started watching this squad about 2 years ago?

na that makes you /lifelong/

so did mike fuegos do a monstars style ritual to suck all the pitching talent out of lmj

The Astros are going to flame out so fast in the playoffs with this rotation.

Verlander soon

Starters
Keuchel
Verlander
Fiers
Peacock

Bullpen
McCullers Jr
Devenski
Morton
Guduan
Feliz

Closer
Musgrove
Giles
Gregerson

McHugh was meh last night but he might be able to start playoffs.

He does have experience

That's a recipe for an ALDS exit.

No Sipp doe

the houston pitcher is thicc

kys

> Altuve is hitting .355

is that good?

Sorry Houston but Bundy is our actual good starter

The Astros are gonna get assraped in the playoffs.

1/2 price pizza.
Thanks Asstros.

Sup Forumsoki!

I just caught the MLB live streaming this on YouTube.

Quite interesting. This Bundy sure can pitch

Honorary Aryan

>He's literally been cranked for 3 run homers by two midgets

I feel bad for him tbqh

Wait did Bundy do something wrong?

The balls didn't seem to far wide or low to be illegal.

not bad

>Altuve is hitting .500 in the last 15 games

Some high quality H2O

Remember to stay hydrated

> still won't win MVP cause of meme Judge

Haha. Why is the Orioles mascot so funny looking?

Same reason you are. Genetics.

...

>Baltimore
>ambulance in the background

Typical

>gregerson
when will they learn

Well at least we can address the pitching problem

Verlander soon

Verlander to Dodgers. Kershaw just went down for the season.

I hope he really really doesn't want to hit