>decide to try some american "cuisine" so buy some products from the american import section of my grocery store
>come home with peanut butter and arizona ice tea
>spread peanut butter on one slice of toast, strawberry jam on other
>taste it
>the bread has gone stale and tastes like mold
>try the ice tea to get the taste out of my mouth
>it is lukewarm and not refreshing at all
>literally have to trash everything
absolutely disgusting
american cuisine is nonexistant like they are culture and lanuager
Do you mean something like this?
Hey fuck you man we have plenty of lanuager
>It is lukewarm
Put it in your fridge then you fucking idiot.
>walk into american section of a store
>everyone is shitting
huh
fun fact: nothing on that shelf is safe for human consumption.
you did everything wrong
1 it's peanut butter AND jam, as in both on one slice
2 ice tea is drunk cold
just throw the rest in the trash and do it again
>american import section of my grocery store
wut?
We have those...
They look like but usually more varied
it's all chemical waste TBQH
Finnish supermarket
In fact the marsmallow fluff and the maple syrup are usually those exact brands
>these cuckolds have american food section in the store
Is it far away from the halal section, you enourmous cuckold
>it is lukewarm
ah yes, it's America's fault that you're a mong
iced tea is disgusting regardless though
dunno m8 I've tried peanutbutter and jam sandwich and while I swear I could hear diabetes whispering in my ear it was pretty good
>decide to try some American cuisine
>cold outside so I put on a hoodie
>buy skittles and iced tea
>get shot by Mexican
wtf???
you gotta assemble it the american way to get the most of the flavors
What currency is this?
It's Finnish so Euros
Pro Tip: American stuff in Europe has a huge markup
t. brit who grew up in the US
It's Finland so EUR
>signs are in Swedish as well
:^)
common mishap is using the european style sandwich stacking style as seen in picture
>those exact brands
why?
1. the marshmallow shit doesn't sell very well
2. maple syrup is a northeast thing and the rest of the country uses "breakfast syrup" for the most part.
It's like in Canada I drink tons of good beers and in the states all we get is LeBatt and Molson for the most part
Iced black tea with some lime and coconut milk is delicious.
Ask cambodia or thailand
SWE'D
Good post
we got an expert sandwich maker here
Haha that's hilarious. I bet they sell that shit at insane prices too. Stupid fucks.
>2. maple syrup is a northeast thing and the rest of the country uses "breakfast syrup" for the most part.
not really true
You can get real maple syrup in most grocery stores now
that's mostly candy and various kinds of syrup or food pastes
way to go europeans :D
You are now aware that europeans do not put ice in drinks
most don't even know what ice is
Peanutbutter is Canadian goddamnit
Who the fuck eat them like this, the peanut butter and jelly would get all mixed up.
Disgusting.
Ye, but that's what Europeans think American food is. Way to go Americans
>ice tea is lukewarm
>it's the tea's fault
Come on now, Abdul. Buy a fridge.
>Peanutbutter is Canadian goddamnit
It's actually from the Aztecs.
>ice tea
>drinks it warm
DURRRRRRR
but it's ridiculously expensive in the rest of the country
I saw a 500ml bottle for $11 in ohio
No, mashed peanuts used in dentistry was probably found in the ancient americas.
Peanutbutter was patented by a Canadian in the 19th century.
Go get a bag of planter's unsalted and unroasted peanuts. Mash them with rocks, then tell me that's peanutbutter.
not my fault you're ignorant
what are you a negro?
Worth every penny
Canadians are Americans you know :^)
such an amazing douche
buffalo has your back canabros
You can get a quart from vermont in the PNW for $15
maple syrup?
you're getting had
my dairy sells actual maple syrup for around 5-6 dollars
I know
What the hell are you even trying to convey here?
Did you fail remedial grammar?
>lanuager
He's from Buffalo what do you think?
Yankees or Mets?
You must be equally inept at our language for that post to register as completely fine.
in ny you can get 1500 ml amber for about 20 which translates to about 11 per quart
neither, I don't watch baseball.
I watch hockey and I'm sabres and canucks because we both have tremendous histories of failure
You're alright Buffalo
>it is lukewarm and not refreshing at all
ever heard of a fridge?
Sweet tea is disgusting
Why do Americans want everything sweet
>>come home with peanut butter and arizona ice tea
That's not american cuisine you retard, that's bottom-tier cheap food that poor kids eat for lunch at school.
>Sweet tea is disgusting
>Taco nigger
>Talking about disgusting shite