British delegation comes to Brexit negotiations with nothing but a notepad

>british delegation comes to Brexit negotiations with nothing but a notepad
You guys know that this is serious business and will affect your country, right?

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Yeah whatever Nazi

They weren't planning on the people actually be retarded enough to vote for this. Of course there's no plan; how could there be one? UK has no leverage, Brussels has lots of incentives not to compromise, there's really nothing to negotiate about

Some European countries, like the Netherlands, have a big interest in keeping the borders with the UK open.

While Brussels and France, who will probably do the talking, have a big interest in fucking with the Brits.

good argument you stupid american cucksucker

based brits

I don't want us to 'fuck with the brits'

good counter-argument you braindead t*rk cocksucker

Britain is a modern futuristic society in which all the information we need can be stored on a notepad.

Germany is a backwards country that still writes on chopped down trees.

Try being more progressive Germany.

Yeah but your Roman God wants to fuck with us.

Bingo, bango, bongo, bish, bash, bosh

>"Ms. May repeatedly made the claim that Britain will be able to negotiate its way back into the EU's common market almost immediately after quitting the group. She even suggested (according to the detailed description of the dinner provided to the German media) that the EU trade-deal negotiations begin before the Brexit talks (which will take years) are finished – something the EU countries have unanimously ruled out."

>"In response, Mr. Juncker reached into his satchel, pulled out the full 2,000-page published text of Canada's CETA deal, and placed it on the 10 Downing St. dining table. This thing, he pointed out, took 10 years to negotiate and is still not finished – and it's a deal between two parties, Canada and Europe, that eagerly courted each other, not two that have just concluded an acrimonious separation. He reportedly told her: 'I think you underestimate this, Theresa.'"

Might require more than a notebook

I mean, all the better for us I guess.

Oh sweet flag.

>You guys know that this is serious business and will affect your country, right?
They don't have the manpower to do a clean Brexit. They can't get their documents in order.Watch the news. Thereza barely gathered a majority.

They are going to be so screwed.

I bet you live in your parents house, are you enjoying the 40% youth unemployment?

>scotland will leave the uk

>gET Fioooked m8
this is our position sir

Wait but I'm french lad.

kek

brexit was last year and they are still here, do you really think they will leave?

we will have to scrub them with hot water and soap to get them out.

>France
>26.2%
Wow, so much better.

why do you hate my country?

do you have any idea how tiresome that is to encounter no matter which thread I look at?

honestly wish the lot of your sort never had access to a computer

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More avalaible men for the army to recruit in the upcoming "war of the liberation of the Celtic and Irish peoples from their Anglo-Saxon oppressors in the context of Brexit by the federal European forces"

If they don't leave i expect all their special side deals to be removed.No more special treatment.

If they don't leave they just wasted time and money for the EU with their tantrum.

Except that two Celtic nations voted to leave the EU, Wales and Cornwall. Northern Ireland was only a 5% victory for Remain as well.

And Scotland is not retarded enough to vote for independence as without English gibs they will be worse off than Greece.

Also France oppresses Celtic nations so you really have no legs to stand upon. Free Brittany and apologise for trying to wipe out their language and then we can talk.

Cornwall is not a nation and it's not celtic (anymore)

then I guess the brits and the french can have fun murdering each other like we've been doing for the past 1000 years while Germany and the rest of the limp dicked EU member nations fail around uselessly like they've been doing for the past Fifty years

see you on the battlefield frenchie

>Cornwall is not a nation and it's not celtic (anymore)
Define a nation.

>And Scotland is not retarded enough to vote for independence as without English gibs they will be worse off than Greece.
What do you think the EU is, but a more refined "gib central" for who can beg and writhe in pain the best. They'd only be trading government subsidies from the English for ones from the EU.

>Also France oppresses Celtic nations so you really have no legs to stand upon
Well for one, they were merged into the realm through marriage, and not war and conquest like it transpired in your islands. And much to my dismay, but the government actually is back-tracking from trying to expunge Celtic retardation, and is subsidizing that Celtic be taught to whoever would like to learn it. So we've reformed ourselves for the better apparently, and it lends me that small pedestal to tirade at you from.

Were the Brits actually sucking American cock, they wouldn't be Leaving.

Also, my dear White Anglo-Saxon Protestant friend, your ancestors colonized Britain, Brittany is rightful french clay (or gaulish or frankish...), not 'breton clay'

>see you on the battlefield frenchie
More like on the waves, chap.

First time in several hundred years that France and Great-Britain have been outfitted with a navy that packs as much punch as the other, so might be interesting this time around.

Doubt anyone is going to make a landing.

Just shows differences in culture. The Germans will probably want to read through all those documents in a detailed way and ensure their arguments have proper citation and evidence while the Brits will just want to negotiate the broader terms.

Depends on the american.
Trump had a speech over there telling them how good brexit is for them.Don't you remember?So brexit is pretty much sucking on Trumps cock.

Scotland isn't a net recipient of transfers though; it's about even. The most gimmedat places are in England outside of London

>then I guess the brits and the french can have fun murdering each other like we've been doing for the past 1000 years

Not that I don't want to do that but...is it really necessary?

me the furthest on the right.

If you took away the alcohol from Mr Junker would he negotiate better or worse?

>What do you think the EU is, but a more refined "gib central" for who can beg and writhe in pain the best. They'd only be trading government subsidies from the English for ones from the EU.
Well their deficit is actually too much for them to join the EU. It fails to meet the financial standards set for new members.

>Well for one, they were merged into the realm through marriage, and not war and conquest like it transpired in your islands.
What? Both Wales and Scotland were united with England via marriage. The Tudor dynasty was Welsh in origin and the Stuart dynasty was Scottish in origin as a result. Why do French people know so little about history yet give stupid opinions on it?

>And much to my dismay, but the government actually is back-tracking from trying to expunge Celtic retardation, and is subsidizing that Celtic be taught to whoever would like to learn it.
Ah, so when France oppresses Celts it is fine, but when England does it then it is bad. Fuck off.

Also we had a Welsh-speaking PM one hundred years ago. When will France get a Celtic-language speaking PM?

>Brittany is rightful french clay (or gaulish or frankish...), not 'breton clay'
The Franks came to France at about the same time the Anglo-Saxons came to England so it does not follow logically.

That is not true, Scotland receives about £800 more per capita than it should in comparison to the rest of the country including Wales and Northern Ireland.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-28879267

They are heavily subsidised by the rest of us. Especially since oil crashed.

>The Franks came to France at about the same time the Anglo-Saxons came to England so it does not follow logically.

I just didn't want to trigger Pannonianon

germans hate america because they like to blame their problems on us
best to ignore such criticisms from them, leave them to their own slow demise

>Depends on the american.
Trump and some components of his administration (it's not even homogenous right at the core) aren't emblematic of mainstream perspectives on US interests, almost anywhere. If you haven't already noticed.
There is not any evidence of a significant shift in the Overton Window of acceptable US interests, certainly within the ForPol community.

>Well their deficit is actually too much for them to join the EU. It fails to meet the financial standards set for new members.
Ouch. I'm feeling we'd throw that under the rug though consider the oil they have hoarded up on their coasts.

>What? Both Wales and Scotland were united with England via marriage
Only formally.
>owever, some Norman lords began to attack Wales. They conquered and ruled parts of it, acknowledging the overlordship of the Norman kings of England but with considerable local independence. Over many years these "Marcher Lords" conquered more and more of Wales, against considerable resistance led by various Welsh princes, who also often acknowledged the overlordship of the Norman kings of England.
I also didn't whisper a word about Scotland, so I don't know why I'm being indicted for being wrong there.

>Ah, so when France oppresses Celts
But the whole point was that France has resigned from doing that.

>When will France get a Celtic-language speaking PM?
Hmm, well we had a Breton "connétable du Royaume" six hundred years ago.

>well we had a Breton "connétable du Royaume" six hundred years ago.
Not good enough, your Republic is the one that did most of the persecuting so it has to be Republican.

>Only formally.
Formally is good enough. Also the Act of Union was done under the reign of a Scottish King who ruled over both England and Scotland.

>I'm feeling we'd throw that under the rug though consider the oil they have hoarded up on their coasts.
I doubt it considering Scottish oil is not expected to last more than a few more decades. They would become a huge liability after that.

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>Sup Forumstards still get enraged at the thought of not being able to forcibly impose their will on others

Just fired a nuke across the channel m8

>Not good enough, your Republic is the one that did most of the persecuting so it has to be Republican.
Breton three time minister of Defense Jean-Yves Le Drian? Best I've got really. They're not all very smart, so it's difficult even hand-picking through them.

>doubt it considering Scottish oil is not expected to last more than a few more decades.
Huh, thinking back on it, the fear for Scottish independence got really overblown then. But there was also that thing about nuclear weapons being stowed away in Scotland too.

>Formally is good enough.
Well alright I guess.

Fear them. They'll be throwing a thousand million memes at Yurip

>Euro reddit humour

go back to r/europe, faggot

SO BE IT

s-shit :DDDDDD

i support you brits, you have eggs for keeping the germans in their place.

only my cunt full of cucks

>it's another Angolan, Chadians and turk thread pretending they are the same ethnic group as there flag
>it's another r/socialism thread
>it's another cuckold thread

>the people are retarded
t. guy who wonders why his side keeps losing elections and referendums

>Of course there's no plan; how could there be one?
By not being utterly fucking retarded, of course.

businessinsider.nl/article-50-deadline-2017-7/?international=true&r=US

The referendum proved Britain wanted a Brexit. What the British could've done is abuse the fact that the law on the Article 50 procedure is very vague and start exit negotiations BEFORE officially initiating the procedure. What May did instead was FIRST start the Article 50 procedure and THEN call for elections. End result: the clock is ticking and her internal mandate is severly weakened, to the point where she now needs a coalition parliament (the norm in the Netherlands, exceedingly rare in Britain).

Had she started exit negotiations prior to starting the Article 50 procedure, she could stretch things out 5 years or 10 years or however long as neccessary to get the optimal deal for Britain. Now she instead has a hard deadline of 2 years, no battleplan and no support from her own countrymen and government. Technically the deadline of 2 years can be extended, but it requires unanimous support from all the EU's member states. That's not gonna happen in a million years. Especially when Mutti Multiculti and the God President actively want to take Britain down a notch.

May will be regarded as the single worst, mos downright useless PM we've ever had in this country. It really is staggering how shit she is at basically everything.

That's what happens when you have a Remain activist trying to masquerade as a Hard Brexit prime minister: she chooses what makes her look good to the pro-Brexit electorate over what's intelligent. Imagine her waiting even a "mere" three years before initiating article 50, she'd probably be accused of getting cold feet and perhaps ignoring the referendum.

don't worry Britain, yours will rise too. let's say in spring 2019.

The picture is like an old photo that has faded. Lossy compression was a mistake.