Forward Neymar, 25, has told team-mates Lionel Messi and Luis Suarez he will stay at Barcelona, after the pair persuaded him not to join Paris St-Germain in a world record £200m deal. (Sport)
>Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez's transfer to PSG is on hold as talks collapse over the 28-year-old's transfer fee and wage demands. (Le Parisien via Talksport)
Chelsea will step up their interest in Arsenal midfielder Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, 23, this week but can expect a battle from Manchester City.(Express)
>Swansea City have been given permission to hold talks with their former striker Wilfried Bony after putting in place a deal with Manchester City for the 28-year-old.(Wales Online)
Tottenham are closing in on the signing of Germany Under-21 defender Jeremy Toljan, 22, from Hoffenheim. (Record via Sun)
>Spurs manager Mauricio Pochettino says 27-year-old midfielder Moussa Sissoko, who joined from Newcastle for £30m last season, is still part of his plans. (Standard)
Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho has "100% guaranteed" fans that goalkeeper David de Gea, 26, will stay at Old Trafford next season. (Telegraph)
>Jurgen Klopp says midfielder Emre Can, 23, is going nowhere this summer as the Liverpool boss revealed there have been "good talks" over a new contract. (Liverpool Echo)
West Brom are preparing a £10m bid for Manchester United defender Chris Smalling, 27. (Daily Star)
>Talks between Leicester City winger Riyad Mahrez and Roma have taken place but the Foxes are still unwilling to accept an offer of £30m for the 26-year-old. (Gianluca di Marzio)
Liverpool's chances of signing RB Leipzig midfielder Naby Keita are becoming increasingly difficult as the German club insist they will not sell the 22-year-old Guinean this summer. (Sky Sports)
>Inter Milan boss Luciano Spalletti says the club could sell winger Ivan Perisic, 28, if they "are satisfied with the money" amid interest from Manchester United.(Mirror)
Bayer Leverkusen striker Javier Hernandez, 29, will fly to London on Tuesday to complete his move to West Ham. (Sky Sports)
>Manchester United and Arsenal could go head-to-head for Real Madrid's 21-year-old winger Marco Asensio. (Don Balon via Daily Star)
Newcastle United are hopeful of signing Hull midfielder Sam Clucas, 26, for £4m. (Sun)
>Leicester City are closing in on Coventry City's George Thomas, 20, and are preparing to make a second bid of £500,000 for the striker. (Independent)
Swansea have made a £3m bid for Barnsley full-back Andy Yiadom, 25, after their first bid was rejected. (Sun)
Nolan Russell
marmite
Wyatt Jones
Watching Mounited v Real Mou games lads. Haha.
Jacob Ross
Shit on toast
Nathan Evans
He's better than Sissoko and healthier than Lamela. That makes him instantly better than anybody Spurs has right now.
Oliver Gonzalez
your national dish?
Aiden Howard
Shit on soup desu
Jacob Perez
Yours is beans on toast.
Are West Brom the new old Man Utd?
Jordan Barnes
its actually championship tier
Jeremiah Gomez
Manchester United could launch a late bud to sign Naby Keita from under Liverpool’s noses.(Sun)
>With Neymar’s future the subject of intense speculation, Lionel Messi has urged Barcelona to sign compatriot Paulo Dybala from Juventus, reports Don Balon.
Juventus face defeat in their efforts to sign Nemanja Matic from Chelsea, according to reports in La Gazzetta dello Sport.
>Manchester United's £60m pursuit of Paris Saint-Germainmidfielder Marco Verratti is on hold, according to reports in the Sunday Mirror. And that is because the Ligue 1 club want forward Anthony Martial in return.
Having spent last season at Granada, Andreas Pereirais keen to avoid another loan move away from Manchester United and is determined to work his way into Jose Mourinho's plans for the season.
>Chelsea will continue their pursuit of additional wing back options after seeing Danilo complete a move to Manchester City, according to the London Evening Standard.
Arsenal flop Wellington Silva will be given another chance to impress for Ligue 1 side Bordeaux.
>West Bromwich Albion are continuing to monitor Manchester United's Chris Smalling, according to the Birmingham Mail.
cba to read papers today no good rumours anyway
Asher Ramirez
Can we not sign Bony please/
let the cunt rot if he thinks he's bigger than the club.
Julian Rodriguez
Yes the Champions of Europe Championship.
Jaxon Hall
Literally real madrid castilla Z team vs man poo at full power.
Grayson Cook
>mendy 4.2 kek why do they bother with these?
Ryder Smith
it's the opposite you weirdo
Levi Howard
Right footybusters. I'll give you three cryptic clues, you name the football player. Last name only
>The vehicle has troubles breathing after a short physical effort. What's up with that? What's it got?
Q.
>The fella has been out all night and came back home with a truckload of dvd players. What's he been doing?
R.
>The old man can't stand on his own legs anymore so he's got to be pushed up the street in one of these
W.
Joseph Fisher
Car asthma. Quaresma
Zachary Gomez
Quaresma Robben Wilshere
Henry Reed
Quaresma Car Asthma Robbing Robben Jack Wheelchair (although Kyle Walker also works)
Nathaniel Anderson
>Wilshere
I genuinely Laughed Out Loud at this. Good job, sir. Here is [500 Gold Karma] for (You).
Leo Taylor
RED ALERT LADS GOT A MOTH IN HERE
Jonathan Gomez
It's basically "shit out random numbers but jack them up to the MAX when everyone knows the deal is getting done"
So please stop fucking posting these
Jace Bennett
these are unbelievably shit. I got all of them but thought they were wrong because they were so bad
Isaiah Gomez
I have one for you, gents.
L.
>the big black african that is shit that manure thinks will be good and he will flop and they will finish 8th
Charles Rodriguez
This man tries to listen to crisps all day
>i
Camden Harris
Lacazzete?
Logan Wilson
I hear nacho. Iheanacho
Michael Hill
I wish autism manager was real
Jeremiah Ramirez
good
this man likes to drive his Transit up steep rivers
Joseph Smith
while watching Thunderbirds*
pic related lol
Grayson Richardson
van dijk
Noah Reed
lindelöf lel
Robert James
G.
>he could have been a club legend but he did something on the pitch that caused a romanian to mock him every day on the sports section of a transgender equality in the workplace blog
Landon Campbell
>Euros Lel. If you're playing an English clubs with Euros I'll slot you one, m8. But you made me load up my last game (though only one season in) to see what hilarities exist. I still beat Man City 5-1 as Oxford United in debut season in League Cup Final.
Ryan Edwards
This young man likes to play the ball in the air
>E
Angel Thompson
eder
Cooper Wood
Emile Heskey
Gerard.
Nathan Martin
You have no idea how this works do you
Grayson Murphy
hooray
now, this man strongly supports Dick
Nicholas Sanders
that's his dad
Ayden Young
really liking that gif, OP
Angel Martinez
if this post was a floor, it would deserve a wet floor sign
Christian Adams
tyvm
Cooper Wilson
>Spurs manager Mauricio Pochettino says 27-year-old midfielder Moussa Sissoko, who joined from Newcastle for £30m last season, is still part of his plans.
Those plans - subbing him in for banter in won games.
Christopher Kelly
Wolves are dick dieseled with all these Iberians.
I expect them to walk the league.
Lincoln Turner
...
Xavier Walker
Anybody up for photoshopping 190kg onto this?
Why did he fucking buy him? Was it just a 'oh shit we need a £30M player to pretend we're relevant' signing?
Elijah Russell
Hehe. Dick dieseled.
Christian Rodriguez
This guy likes to fix things, he could even fix Barry Manilow's heart.
>M
Blake Ramirez
Mendy
no one's figured out this one yet, it's a Manager
Daniel Ortiz
Mendy. nice
Alexander Gonzalez
Dick Advocaat(advocate)
Anthony Rodriguez
upvote for you sir xD
Ryan Scott
lets just see how many replies this post can get
Brody Ortiz
Antithesis to Mitt Romney and yin
A
Adrian Miller
ignore the autistic australian
Elijah Carter
aubameyang
Caleb Fisher
Is this /trans/busters?
Matthew Price
ignore the autistic paki
Leo Harris
I'm anglo af la, don't be jealous
how many replies you got so far? Bet it's loads
Kevin Fisher
>loads he's aussie so he probably says "heaps"
Logan Young
'fuck loads m8, now lets go 'ave a barbie'
Thomas Scott
lads
LADS
>Martial
Lucas Thompson
fucking holy fucking shit
confirmed next GOAT
Nicholas Rogers
>Ctrl-F "Nasri" >no mention of the story that he's such a cunt City's squad want him sent home from their US tour Sup Forums you're missing out
Bentley Evans
>Amerifats
Brandon Richardson
they don't check the boots for sticky rub in preseason
Henry Richardson
>but can he do it in a meaningless preseason tournament with nothing to play for
but in all seriousness, the guy is great. Can't see why any player would sign for united for reasons other than money, their style of play is fucking depressing, I am pained watching them play. They're a shadow of themselves from 10 years ago. I'd love Martial at Arsenal.
Joseph Morris
Nasri being a cunt is hardly news desu
Andrew Gray
Martial was rumoured to be going to United. Then they suggested a trade for Sanchez. I agree with you, Martial would be better at Arsenal. He's a talent but fuck sake Mouyes doesn't even try attacking football; so he's useless.
Easton Reyes
>tfw in bed and you get hungry
Evan Reed
Sorry, rumoured to be going to Arsenal.
Easton Morris
Call the house phone and tell mummy to bring you a snack
Bentley Diaz
>Nasri's only 26 wow
All the stupid cunt had to do was stay in shape and actually fucking try. Right now he's still better than Bernardo Silva but the club don't want him because he'll never be a team player
And he got caught doping because he fucked his IVF doctor lol
Benjamin Evans
they dont check your mum asshole for sticky rub when im done with her either cunt
Lincoln Mitchell
??? He's 30
Josiah Johnson
Scotsman answers negatively to his mother
Luis Phillips
What did he do?
Cooper Allen
fuck off mam ya cunt is a footballer?
Andrew Gonzalez
Nae ma Neymar
Nice one
Jaxon Reyes
Good night, Any updates on Morata to United situation?
Cameron Sullivan
daily mail combined 4 articles into 1 and I skim read
Oliver Gray
he signed for chelsea three days ago. long siesta huh?
Noah Cooper
Can't see him ever being sold to us, Mou hates us far too much. At least it's fun seeing the gloryhunters being denied seeing their team being able to refball their way to glory anymore
Luis Howard
>when his gf took over his twitter kek that was great
Parker Young
>this delusion It will collapse in a complete mess.
Lincoln Reed
Yeah. It won't happen. Shame. I'm more upset Wonga isn't trying for Martins, Lemar, Carvalho or somebody else. Also miffed he missed out on Zirkzee.
Such is life. I follow my locals more than Arse at this point.
Mason Butler
>Bury have signed Scotland international striker Chris Maguire from fellow League One side Oxford United on a two-year contract.
Also where is that Barca Spaniard? Oxford signed a Barca B player called Xemi. How is he?
Parker Scott
>this penalty shootout
John Brown
He's a good RWB sub
Andrew Scott
Good lord I just witnessed the worst penalty shootout of all time. Give it a watch lads.
Grayson James
A garden vegetable causes a spaniard to ask for reaffirmation.
