Real Madrid vs Man United

0-1 dab'

You brits are just jealous that you dont have Ronald opening your matches.

who Sup Forums here?

6 yards at best

>watching on FS1
>announcer during RM free kick attempt: "Well there's no Ronaldo here to hit the wall since that's his specialty these days"

yes fuck anime

anime is for degenerates

lel

see you in the UEFA super cup manure

you guys went to another level with this
at least it's just some exhibition friendly

Er, ESPN, not FS1. WTF, me?

do I want to watch the rest of this game lads
it's a bit slow

Who here /germanboo/
Not of fs1 you dumb shill

George Washington gave us our freedom, but Ronald McDonald made that freedom worth having

Post smiles

Where are the dabs lads? I heard that's Uniteds strongest attribute.

Here Here

Leaking out our containment thread

Literally r*ddit tier post. So unfunny lol

Sieg Heil

Yeah I got confused cos I was watching USMNT on FS1 last night I guess. It's on ESPN. The announcer did say that, though, since it's true.
P.S.: Messi is better.

You're on the wrong proxy, senpai

Madrid fans, how do you think Valverde is going to do with Barca this season?

yanks shouting british chants into the pitch side mics

Nazi =/= Germany you dumb cunt

I thought the stadium was gonna get 9/11'd for a second there

that's why I prefer Sup Forums, where western values are respected and everyone is sane

he's going to suck because of the lack of bench farca has and also iniesta is too old

Imperial Germany counts too
Merkelstan doesn't

Don't think they'll be going to taco bell mate.

If you're not a Nazi you're not a real German.

It is so nice when commentators show grace and let quiet happen.

>lineswoman
Why is this allowed?

They ll finish second since Sevilla and Atleti are even worse than last year.

>>proxy

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it would be mean to call her roundwoman

>poeple payed to watch this wankfest

god dammit

Tony Marshall is the best player on the pitch

epic joke sheepshagger

umm excuse me sweetie?

them BBB boots

NO ERA

Nice defending.

>£30m

fuck off ref

Hahaha here we go

>Diving in a friendly
Bit ride desu

>PRNDLof

fucking retard

>de gay

lmao, nice signing you got there!

Bloody hell Linderlof that was a bit shite

>Theo is gonna get buttfucked after that dive seriously

wew

>LINDLELOF

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>Manure playing murderball in a friendly

ROFL

Agreed what a horrible challenge

Clogger

mourinho will loan that cunt out now
remember what happened with lukaku

Great Pen desu la

Lindelof faggot

>signing Benfica players

RAN RAN TSUUUUUU

Man Utd B-team 1-0 Real Madrid A-team
Man Utd A-team 0-1 Real Madrid B-team

>£50m for Lindelof

What does this mean?

210lb = 98kg = 15stone

Worry.jpg

Kek.
Ederson, Sanches, Lindelof.. Semedo next?

Real Madrid is playing C

>guy who sits down and talks into a microphone for a living is fat

Roll the presses.

don't forget Gaitan

>this murderball in a friendlyjusesu chritst united take it easy

It's not even Madrid B team
It's full of juvenil players with casemiro and kovacic in it

I'm ashamed to say United have become unwatchable. A very strange feeling.

Sorry some of us don't use silly retrohics

well madrid literally murdered herrera so we just want revenge :(

A slow, no nonsense player, with poor technique.

Basically Oneywu

Unhappy to say my mcflurry was pure caramel at the end

Madrids B team > Madrids A team

Good thing this is preseason so people won't take this seriously eh

Hmmm... Which Benfica players have actually worked out in recent times? I can only think of Matic and Luiz

red cards in a friendly means they won't be suspended for the super cup, but injuries are injuries

are you taking friendlies seriously lad?

Pretty sure United have a player calles McFlurry today

Smalling is such a pussy with the ball

Are we all acting as >lang baal never happened?

Is Pogba the biggest fraud since Pep?

are hydration break common in soccer?

Markovic lmao

Di Maria

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swapping shirts
WTF

>United up 1-0
>"Madrid are shit"
>United start playing like shit
>"it's a friendly la"

lmfao

>eating mcdonalds
cringe. just buy some häagen-dazs and store it in the refrigerator.

Bernado silva

they have been unwatchable for years now
at least Moyes had the comedy factor

only in america

at least united had an identity with Van Laal

HOLY SHIT JULIA ROBERTS IS A SOCCER FAN