Where the fuck to put my arms

Alpha problem here. I got decent arms and a good posture but there is one thing I've always been awkward about and it keeps me from showing my full power level.

When standing/waiting, without having a phone or similar in my hand, I don't know where the fuck my arms are supposed to go.

I pretty much always stand like pic related except that my shoulders make my hands have a certain distance to the waist when I let them hang down. (angle like in cache2.asset-cache.net/gc/74103141-na ked-back-of-man-standing-with-his-arms-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=1kALnxTBCXOmhzdjIp5YyYC4yAcV9iRdSJX4y%2BlYIFz6sF4qJ2OG%2F%2Fd1zODD2YVWTEt140BmQa2KUnGjUi%2FCYQ%3D%3D)

Beta fags default to putting their hands in their pockets or take out their phone but I hate when people do that as it makes them look incredibly insecure.

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good try m8

not wearing any belt and the only place you see someone standing like this in Germany is in porn movies when he is about to get it out. Good idea tho

not even arguing, I defo have to a certain degree

You are incredibly insecure.

Why dont you have a belt on you dirty kebab

Also, try hooking the pockets instead of the waist

Holding presentations and everything is perfectly fine. Talking to people etc. no problems whatsoever. But standing around is a nightmare. Probably I don't like not being busy because usually I am.

pocket sounds pretty good actually. Seems kinda unnatural but let's see, thank you nigga

Simple, put your hands behind your back

Flail your arms over your head rapidly

This will make predators overestimate your size and they will be less likely to see you as an easy target

You are a baby man, left in an eternal state of emotional prepubescence because you grew up with a single mother and drink unfiltered tap water

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contrapposto

Your arms are not the problem, the problem is your entire body does not take a distinguished or visually interesting pose; make a habit of putting your weight on one foot (without looking like a homosexual or a tryhard) and you will look more appealing

Naturally this won't work if you're a fat ass

Also invest in sensible clothes that actually fit, not shapeless t-shirts with your favorite anime on the front

>alpha problem

more like autist m8

I usually cross them, put thumbs in pockets, or put them behind my back. Sometimes when I'm tired, I put the tops of my wrists on my hips, it's really gay, but I picked it up from my dad.

fucking hell I woke up my GF laughing about this, great job Ahmed.
tried this and it looked pretty shit cuz broad shoulders.

literally every time I see a man not standing in a 50 50 balance I think he is gay. Even when people only do it a bit it looks like they wanna put focus on their ass

Start chain smoking Camel non-filters.
you'll look cool, that's all that counts. THere is no alternative to your pic related if you've rulled out pockets or hanging by yer side

This.

>literally every time I see a man not standing in a 50 50 balance I think he is gay.

You are insecure; if you are afraid to experiment with something as simple as your standing pose then you will never gain confidence

The sort of person who would consider shifting weight to one foot gay is the same sort of person who has a wardrobe comprised largely of basketball shorts and plastic sneakers, and thus it is okay to disregard their opinion

Why are your hands idle anyway? If you were being productive you wouldn't have this problem.

It's like you WANT to become the Devil's plaything.

can't really do stuff when buying groceries and waiting in line. Programmer, shareholder and it's nice not to stare at a screen for 5 minutes.

also tend to do that but autism tells me that people might think it looks gay

Drugs are degenerate my mane.

Again, I do not refute this. I am comfy with literally everything else but it's like I have some paranoia about being idle

just cross them you autistic faggot

You put them around your girlfriend's waist, of course.

Keep your hands bussy by giving yourself a massage or stroking your face, but nothing below wasteline.

1. Smoke in right hand, drink in left hand.
2. Right arm around girl, drink in left hand.
3. Right arm around girl, left arm around other girl.
4. Jacket swept back, both hands in pockets.
5. Arms crossed - careful if your suit jacket isn't well tailored or it will bunch up in the shoulders and just make you look stupid.
6. Both hands on gun.
7. Left hand on steering wheel, right hand on girl's thigh.