Ey Rick, m'ask you sum

Ey Rick, m'ask you sum

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His name was Eric Masksump

hey op lemmeaskyousummin

can a living breathing man like me get dubs?

Speak up, I can't hear yjooouuu

What is he gonna ask them?

Good morning. Cloister. What does your imaginary girlfriend think about you jerking off, and shitposting and bullying/jeering at women, from the moment you awaken until bedtime?
I bet your imaginary girlfriend thinks you're a fucking subhuman cunt, too. Kek

>m'ask you sum

will he put on the mask?

>Eric Masksump
Bravo.

*rubs head*

HOT
*leans 27°
DAMN

Underrated

*runs outta the woods*
How yu gunna survive 'is Ryik!?

*runs out of forest*
l'maskusumfin

how u gon SURVIVE REYICK

*scratches head*

HOW YOUGON LOREENCORAL REYICK

IMABETTA FATHA THAN YOU REYICK

*shoots Otis*

YOBOYWEAK REYICK

*shaves head*

*runs back into woods*

ain like it wus rick
*opens zombie barn*
HOW YOU GON PRUTECT EM RICK?

lemmeuskyoosumthin aboet theese dubbs reck

holy fuck nice

*zoidberg walks out of woods*
RECK

did anyone else laugh so hard at how awesome he was in Accountant

why these dubs still comin' rick?

*puts cheetos in his nose*
*burps*
Imasumtin Rick, udonhafwuttakes

Witnessed

*kicks down door*
MASK YOU SUMPIN RICK
*flips over tables and chairs*
AIN'T LIKE IT WAS BEFORE
*bangs pots and pans together*
IT'S ABOUT SURVIVAL RICK
*chases Dale up stairs*

RICK THEY KEEP COMIN' MAYNE

=£"* )÷??÷@$?€$_?%£,

As fucking always, first post best post.

This thread is over, please leave.

(Rubs head)
No Hello Braxton?
(Licks lips, looks away)
No I love you cause your my brother?
(Takes a few steps away, turns back quickly and violently)
GIVE ME A PLACE AND ILL BE THERE
HOW WILL I FIND YOU?!

if the thread's over why are they still comin mane? That's 24 replies, 25 WHY ARE THEY STILL COMIN?

y'can't protect it, Y'CAYEN'T! S'GON 404 REEICK!

s'a new world now mods *snuiff* can't stop whats comin

WOOOOO

WEEEEEE

YOU LOVE DEEP THROATING ME DON'T YOU RICK

*leans over*

COME ON RICK

This is the funniest meme Sup Forums has come up with in quite sometime. It's consistently been making me laugh for a while now.

Same here, I'm going through a depressing time and this has really cheered me up, thanks Sup Forums

>hey red
>mausk u sommin

THAT'S ENUFF SHANE

IT'S ABOUT SURVIVAL RICK
*dies*

*looks around like a bird that heard something in the distance"

I...

*angrily throws a pebble off screen*

You...

*gestures with gun in soup-stirring motion*

I.........

*survaaaahvs*

..................

You mean me?

>*gestures with gun in soup-stirring motion*
very nice, very nice

i like the bird one

*rubs Rick's shoulders*
m'ask you sumn, why you so stressed rick

ey rick

yo shoulders ain't like it was rick

how u gun massage carl reek

>yo shoulders ain't like it was rick

kek

ey yo rick finna m'ask you sumthin

OH BOY OH BOY
>smiles while looking at you
BOY AM I ROCKING FOR SOME BRAIN POPPING
HOLY HELL, I WOULDN'T CALL YOU BREXIT, CAUSE YOUR POUNDS DEFINITELY AIN'T DROPPIN
>leans back
WHAT GUN SHOULD I USE BOY?
I'LL MAKE SURE YOU REGRET PLAYING WITH ONE OF MY TOYS..
AWW SHIT KID... SOMETIMES I FORGET YOU'RE JUST A KID, KID

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I wish he was allowed to curse so badly, it's hard to take him seriously sometimes even though JDM is great.

You can kill kids and slice a man's belly open and have all the entrails fall out while he very slowly and painfully dies but you can't say fuck.

rick clean your face if you want in to the turtle club

DVD

shane was a shit character

He was fun

HOW Y'GON DOOMY LAHKDIS?!

There's a reason while they killed him in the first volume of the comics

IT AIN'T LIKE IT WUS IN THE COMICS REEK

He would have been too much to keep around indefinitely, it would have just been the Shane show all the way through, but he was fun as hell while he was around. Comic Shane was just a big blubbering pussy with no entertainment value.

Get his unrubbed head out of here

third, laughing like a retard

dunno even why

This. Its impossible to take any character in a shitty situation serious if they never fucking swear.

Fuck and shit are 30% of the average person's vocabulary, so when I see people who never utter either I'm immediately uncomfortable. Especially if they don't swear when they're angry and/or injured.

>survaaaaahvsss
Holy fuck I read it just like Rick

I fucking love Andrew Lincoln's acting, I don't care what anyone says

AY RICK MASK U SOMETHIN
GOT A WEAK BOI RICK

HOT DIGGITY

DAMN

*leans back*

WELL HELLO MR HEAD SCRATCHER

While it's pretty funny in the comics, it just kill the seriousness of the scene when it's acted out, so I'm kinda glad they're leaving the fuckity fucks for the DVD only

youtube.com/watch?v=qHXGn5ct-Lo

>slow pan over dark and somber woods
>nothing can be heard except the gentle stirring of the trees in the morning wind
>and the cries of birds, distant and sorrowful
>a forsaken landscape, a kingdom no longer for the living, but for the dead
>among the silent pale trees a dark figure emerges
"maskusum rick"

EY RICK LEMMEMASK U SUMTHIN
Proceeds to ask him something without his permission absolute madman

Not him and I can't say they kill the seriousness but they definitely don't add as much to the scenes as I would've thought, it feels more like verbal filler like ums and uhs than anything else.

His words are more impacting on TV I think.

Dad?

eeh, could have turned out a lot worse but he's nothing on comic Negan. He comes off more snide and bullying, in the comic he just seemed so fucking happy and un-selfconscious all the time even when he was popping heads. JDM plays it like he's got something to prove

/r/ing the Negan eating Cheerios pasta

>shoots Otis
Top fucking kek.
Otis did die pretty badly though. Lotta fat to get through

I think JDM is probably the best actor on the show, it's just a different interpretation of the character, not necessarily worse imo

National Georgraphic scene:

Narrator:

>"Here we see a dark and somber woods, nothing can be heard except the gentle stirring of the trees in the morning wind, and the cries of birds...distant and sorrowful."

>We slowly pan across the forest

>"A forsaken landscape, a kingdom no longer for the living, but for the dead."

>We see Zombies, in the distance of the forest.

>"Among the silent pale trees, a dark figure emerges, the Maskusum Rick"

>"Maskusum Rick is a 6 foot 2 tall creature, with a shaved head and a huge broken beak. The Maskusum Rick has a natural habit for scratching it's head repeatedly, declaring he is the father of Corals, getting into angry outbursts and walking up to the bird looking bearded creature, the Rick Grimes, and saying: "maskusum rick"

Like this.

I'll see how he goes, it's not enough to make me go OMG WTF DROPPED LMAO or anything. Maybe comic Negan would just be annoying after two minutes if you actually had to listen to someone act it all out

kek

ey reck

*does a backflip*

YOU GOT TO SURVIVE

AYY RICK MASKUSOMFTHIN
HOW CAN I GET DUBS RICK?!

You deserve the (You)

ASK CORAL

WHAT IS IT SHANE?
I KNOW, NONE OF US IS PERFECT PAL
AND WE ALL HAD TO DO THE WORST THINGS TO SURVIVE
OUT HERE, IT'S WAR... AND THERE ARE NO WINNERS OR LOSERS... IT'S JUST US SHANE! IT'S US OR THEM, NO CHOICE BUDDY

>the Grimes is known for its sensitive temperament and will respond to these advances in a peculiar way

>it paces a small circle uttering short, clipped vocalisations about 'what it takes' and 'doin thangs' and looking off to the horizon in every direction

>this bizarre social-signalling behaviour can continue for up to five minutes at a time and presumably serves to calm the more aggressive Maskusump, who can only respond with violent head-scouring gestures and heavy breathing

>however this delicate social dance is forgotten upon sighting a Coral; both creatures will attempt to keep its attention by giving it guns then taking them away again, and gruffly talking about how it ain't how it wuz no more

>it paces a small circle uttering short, clipped vocalisations about 'what it takes' and 'doin thangs'

I kekked

>sides
>obliterated

...

>this farmhouse stinks
>these people don't even know what it takes
>I wish I was at home doin thangs, and stuff
>why won't that loli shut the fuck up singing?
>tfw cucked by Eric Masksump
>Coral stole my hat
>I wish Morgan was here
>my feet hurt

RICK I'M TRYING TO PLAY TAG WITH DALE BUT HE KEEPS CHEATING! HE WON'T BE IT RICK

the actor had real potential too
it's a damn shane

...

Why is he referring to himself in third person?

heh, you are like little babies, watch this

>"Here we are in the middle of a suburban neighborhood, all is tranquil, all is well."

>We slowly pan across the neighborhood, we end up looking outside of a house.

>"Many creatures have made their homes here since the dead have risen. Many live in peace, but many also now have to deal with and don't know what to do with the day to day monotony of their new lives."

>"Not for this creature."

>We cut to the interior of a kitchen. Negan, bearded, eating cheerios with others at a table. A TUMBLR sits to his right, a mid 30s grossly obese female creature who moans about 'thin privlege' and 'white male superiority', and the Rick Grimes to his left, which we now have to come know in this segment.

>The Negan is quiet, eating.

>All of a sudden he takes the bowl up in the air and slams it on the table.

>"HOT DIGGITY DAMN"

>"THAT WAS SOME FUKIN GOOD CEREAL."

>"HOLY FUCK"

>"I FUCKING LOVED THAT"

>"DID YOU LOVE THAT RICK?"

>Rick just stares

>"HOLY FUCKITY FUCK"

>Originally to be named the 'Fuck'er', The Negan is a very tall, smiling animal who has a popular perchant for screaming 'fuck' at the end of every sentence or whenever chance he gets. He can btfo Tumblr and others with sensitive temperaments just by words alone. He is arrogant, he is malicious, he is a loose cannon that some believe nature created to balance the equilibrium of the animal kingdom"

y'can't just AYESK for duuubs no mo', reyeck! thadainhah WORKS!

It's time to clean up around here.

The Negan also likes to lean back a lot.

RIKKKKKKKKKKK

you have bested me, sir, I will take my leave

What the fuck

Perfect.

AY RHIUCK

>The Negan will take out a half hour of everyday to do 1000 lean-backs.

*bursts through front door*
AY RICK
*chases dale up the stairs*
*storms to the kitchen*
M'ASK U SUMN
*starts banging all the pots and pans around*
WHY THE SHUFFLIN RICK?
*rips sink out of the wall*
HOW U GON SURVIVE SON???
*flips kitchen table*
AINT LIKE IT WAS BEFORE RICK

Anyone else think this scene made no sense, seeing as rick wasn't even home?

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