We might argue about everything, but can we all agree that this is hilarious?

We might argue about everything, but can we all agree that this is hilarious?

Fuck this generic normie piece of shit

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it's going to be hilarious when she becomes box office poison

>when she becomes
She already is. Did you forget X-Men Apocalypse and Mockinjay pt 2?

why does everyone hate jlaw now

did people get tired of le quirky, le just like us meme

poor Chris Pratt. What was he thinking signing up for this role?

We saw her nudes and expected more.

because her reaction to the Fappening and her attitude afterwards showed everyone her true colors, and the "how le quirky one of us" routine was just a PR created persona.

She became super arrogant, and the complaining about more money did not help.

So why is she the highest paid "actress" again?

All we wanted to do was see her pussy. Now that we have, she can go fuck herself and her feminist ideals

Now she can beg for role of Mystique again. And only make up scenes.

Well thats disappointing.
I was really hoping it would be kinda decent. Haven't had a really good spess movie in a while.

Because she had a good track record with the high grossing hunger game films and she has shown willingness to face fuck film companies with the media if they don't pay her the Jew gold she think's she's worth by screaming misogyny

Applying rules and logic of Sup Forums - more hating = we love it more. It's KINO.

she had one good role 7 years ago in winter's bone, and ever since then she's been shoved down everyones throat. her quirky crap was just PR bullshit and she's a bitch IRL.

No, actually. Because this will just give more evidence to studios that taking risks with original ideas isn't worth it.

Hopefully China comes through and pushes this past $400 mil worldwide gross

youtube.com/watch?v=AozNFKSj2uM

JUST LIKE US meme is getting old, basically what Sup Forums discovered years ago

Anyone else feel bad about this? I wish I never saw those pictures. It's different for her than other actresses since her characters are role models for young girls, like Katniss and Mystique. Actresses like Kristen Ritter didn't depreciate at all in my mind, but for some reason it ruined Jennifer's whole vibe.

okay Sup Forums

what's the twist of the movie

it turns out jlaw was just like us all along

Shut up faggot and let me fuck you.

Wtf is this poster

Yeah, it's probably shit but at least it's an attempt at something that isn't an adaptation, biographic, reboot, or sequel/"extended universe" addition.
not saying shit scripts should be excused for it but the industry is a cowardly one.

it ruined her whole vibe because you probably fell for the whole quirky c00l girl thing

she would have showed her tits in a movie at some point to increase the shekkels

>oh no they won't create new romantic movies in space anymore!
who cares

oddly enough passengers was floating around on that best unproduced screenplays list a few years back. Dunno how they couldn't translate that to the screen though.

>original idea
>is pretty much live-action wall-e

I'd take an original space romance film over Iron Man 5 or a Gremlins reboot any day of the week desu. Wouldn't you?

What do you guys think her period smells like haha?

point out to me in the trailer where chris pratt is looking for a plant he can return to earth with, then

details

so

do we like it? we hate RT right and you just know they are giving it low reviews because she disrespected a culture.

we are contrarians

>Dunno how they couldn't translate that to the screen though.
JLaw. That's why, I bet Pratt was like "fine, I'll do it, just pay me" and she was like "I will not do that, it's boring and I don't like this and this, now pay me more than my co-star, also fuck Trump, amirite?"

I wouldn't take any of them
Don't act like there isn't any original movie doing well this year, there's a world outside capeshit

No shit, but how many of those original films have the $100mil budget Passengers probably had? It's rare for studios to gamble that much cash on an untested property and this movie bombing will just fuel that mindset.

And when Ghost in the Shell and that new Luc Besson film both tank next year, that'll be the end of this nice little big budget sci fi resurgence we've been enjoying. And it'll be back to superheroes.

>Don't act like there isn't any original movie doing well this year,

such as?

People started disliking her the instant she started taking over and ruining any movie she was in after Hunger Games. Also i think that thing where she told the reported to put his phone away had a way bigger impact on her image than anyone thought it would be. Her entire vibe instantly became see through, and everyone just started seeing her as a bit of try hard cunt who pretends to be nice and forces wackiness.

Whoever thought putting mystique to the front for X Men should have been fired also

>they couldn't translate that to the screen
Happens all the time, bruh. Once the focus groups get involved, and the studio starts to think too much, the amazingness of the screenplay can go away fast AF.

Lala Land
Hell or High Water
The \/\/itch
Zootopia
Sausage Party
10 Cloverfield Lane
Nerve
War Dogs
The Forrest
Gods of Egypt
Hackson Ridge
Café Society
Hail Caesar
Arrival
13 Hrs
Don't Breathe
The Shallows
The list goes on and on and on.

yea, you're probably right. Shame.

>Also i think that thing where she told the reported to put his phone away had a way bigger impact on her image than anyone thought it would be.
Fuck, I totally forget abut this. Poor dude was just trying to check his notes or use translator or something like that IIRC, and Lawrece goes all medieval on him.

She became besties with Amy Schummer.

>just names random movies

Can we just replace J-Law with Haley Bennett now?

she has emerald eyes, yes she should replace J-Law, Haley is perfect.

so, only Disney movies can get good reviews now?

Her nudes were good lad. I don't like her but she had a good body.

>Sausage Party
>Gods of Egypt
>The Shallows
Original? Really? The majority of the movies on your list range from decent to great, but these three really stand out as they're not even close to being great, ignoring the Blake Lively circlejerk for a sec.

Wow
The girl on the left is hot

regardless of the quality, they are original films not adapted from a previous source.

Ah, so that's what you meant by original. Got it.

Based giamatti

This. I had so much hope after Winter's Bone but that faded real quick.

the script is one of the worst things I've read

I like J Law as an actress fine, but personally Im tired of Chris Pratt as Hot supposed-to-be Funny Everyman.

She was also good in The Beaver.

Her horrible ego ruined her desu.

10/10

>user lists original movies
>another user starts crying cause they are random, yet still original movies

Only ones that don't belong are
>Arrival
adapted from short story
>War Dogs
>Hacksaw Ridge
"Based on a true story"

I don't think normal people now or care much about whatever you're referring to, more like a. the movies look bad b. what went from refreshing like her having a (media fake but still) personality and being a size 2 instead of a 0 has kind of gone to just her being seen as annoying/fake/too much success makes you not the underdog anymore.

It's a Sony Pictures movie. It doesn't deserve anyone's money.

>actress is prepped to be A-list by hollywood execs
>not particularly a good actres but is attractive
>sell her sexuality as a relatable girl-next-door (which millenials eat up)
>a majority of her marketability is based on her looks
>some dipshit dishwasher with an icloud hack steals her private nudes and essentially releases top level trade secrets for the lulz
>there's no reason to watch jennifer lawrence now, you can see everything in five minutes and for free
>hollywood just lost their multi-million dollar investment to some nameless fucking beaner

god bless america

"I can do whatever the fuck I want because GOTG2 is gonna make a billion dollars and everybody is going to love me regardless of what shit movies I do before then"

I got nudes
;^)

X-Men Apocalypse actually was profitable.

Thats not was Marvel Studios told me.

JLaw dyed her hair?

pwn3d

I enjoyed the script.

It also is a movie that could very easily piss off a lot of the left wing, feminist types so I would be cautious of early reviews. The story if very focused around the dude, while there is nothing wrong with that it's the kind of shit that pisses a lot of people off nowadays

There's gonna be a lot of think pieces about female "agency" and consent. The story is pretty focused around the dude.

>why does everyone hate jlaw now
She handled the fallout of the Fappening poorly.

She is still in mainstream because, I GUESS, directors think she's a good actor. I think she's incredibly one-note and she hasn't been "good" in anything since Winter's Bone. I'm not as tired of her as I am Scar Jo, but it's getting there.

She outed herself as a cunt so blatantly even normies caught on.

>Marvel Studios
>implying they care
>(okay they care a bit)

Point is, it was not a flop if you took the time to look it up.

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-09-01/hollywood-s-summertime-bombs-got-a-lot-more-disastrous-this-year

Where can I find the plot spoiled?

I think everyone is vastly overestimating how many people care about the fappening, her audience isn't just teen boys.

the script is googlabe but the ending is apparently different, I think people have been spoiling it on imdb

Probably on Sup Forums soon.

Eventually normies catch up, her whole career is full of moments that can make her look like a cunt, or at least just another Hollywood brat

The comments about kissing "Fat-man" after she herself said calling people fat is offensive, the bitch fit after the Fappening, the fake falls on heels getting more and more ridicolous, that one time she mocked a journalist for looking at his phone not realizing he was a foreigner translating things on the go, the stupid comments about how she's not paid enough etc.

Plus let's face it, which was her last fan-favourite role? She got lucky with Katniss, but that series is over and since then Hollywood as struggled with her, costantly forcing her in Oscar-bait movies where she obviously doesn't fit. She's still Mystique but X-men fans are getting tired of her unwarranted importance in the new movies

>normie

clearly it's not very accessible to normies

The Academy no longer cares about her, thus the terrible reviews

>"Titanic" in space? No, but it's certainly a disaster.

LMAO

Meh, I always have hope for a new great sci-fi film, but I hate JLaw, so I'm mixed. Sort of a disappointing.

Because the media fluffed her personality like a BBC at a porn shoot and she became full of herself and her "quirkiness" and "straight shooting", when she's actually just an annoying whiny cunt.

Schummer reeks of jew. She should be in jail for shop lifting.

you ready for lawrencekino??

WOW how original

Also Jlaw playing a russian must be hilarious

sexy russian

Yeah, she turned out to be a real bitch

> original ideas

> original

>directed by the guy who made the imitation game
>meme actors
>Writer having only written
>>Prometheus
>>Doctor Strange
>>Passengers
there are a lot of ways to ruin a good script

...

Hope the reviews will actually impact the box office. This movie clearly was created by Hollywood big wigs trying to make a movie that perfectly fits the box office success formula, and I want to see it blow up in their face

off red wine

>J-Law getting 20 million + 30% profit after breaking even
>Pratt only getting 12 mil

It's probably because she was complaining about money when male actors her age can't hope to get a 1/5th of her salary. Male actors don't get to be anything other than in rom coms until they are 27 at the very least. Just take a look at Hardy and Mconahey's careers.

>Interstellar
>The Martian
>Arrival
>Guardians of the Galaxy.

Four decent to kino space movies in the last three years. Where have you been?

I was going to say Moon, but that was 7 years ago. And Mute still isn't out.

i really liked the original draft of the screenplay, it's a shame that this is what became of it.

the reviews make it sound like the thing that was so compelling about the story, chris pratt's character's dilemma in either choosing to die alone or wake up somebody else on the ship and thereby condemn them to the same fate, is handled in the worst possible way and makes him come across as creepy and villainous. on the page you understood how hellish this guy's predicament was and how far he had mentally deteriorated by that point.

Pratt's character wakes up early because he's the ship mechanic.
He gets lonely and wakes up Jlaw because he thinks she's pretty

This.

Also you have to remember screenplays arerl really only a third of a film. Production and Directing is huge - with directing being the biggest since it ultimately is I, chsrge if steering production and adapting the screenplay. They set the tone of the film as well as the set itself. This is why writers don't take the hit when a movie sucks and why they dont get much credit when a movie succeeds if they are not also the director.

Pratt is a woman's actor.

there's no real twist. the only real mystery is why chris pratt woke up early, and the answer in the third act is that there was a malfunction because a meteor struck the ship.