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alri

fuck off ulster

how do people eat this much for breakfast without feeling sick

ari

Why is it always fucking yanks talking about blacked? What is it with their obsession with black men and cuckolding?

ar

I just want a boyfriend, that's all, just want to feel intimacy and physical love, just kissing and cuddling

*replaces your water pipes with lead ones*

that's not a lot

white peoples lips be lookin like an open wound bruhh

its just an egg, toast and a banana
not a fry up or anything

What do you think of this lads?

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documented my trip to london last week

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*has brain damage*
*becomes statistically much more impulsive and violent*
*stabs you to death*

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you gay?

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Really want to murder someone for the fun of it

altered the relevant authorities of this post

Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard! Vampire hunters or something. In the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself!

I have this theory that being 'forced' to live with them for so long and treat them as equals has warped their minds and turned them a bit weird.

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y-yeah haha

Don't love me for fun, girl

>cuts his own hair with a cheap pair of clippers (doesn't realise it looks like shit) or lets it grow shaggy and uneven
>wears pyjamas or joggers and a t-shirt all day because doesn't have a job
>hasn't left the country in years
>lives in his parents tidy middle class home
>hasn't earned his drivers license, doesn't drive
>is alri with footie, has his club, but doesn't talk about it too much
>lives in wakefield or a city of similar size
>doesn't like London
>Only says normie ironically, but still doesn't like "normies"
>torrents old science fiction films, occasionally watches anime but pretends like he's not as autistic as those real anime fans
>doesn't have a favorite restaurant, likes tesco's frozen meals or sandwich combos
>doesn't have a bird, has no idea where he'd take her if he did
>spends his summer holidays in his room alone
>prefers the winter time
>not fat, but not in good shape at all either
>could've performed better in school, but cba.

the /virginbrit/ poster

The grown up in charge of the sporting event should've had her remove that necklace. Also, boys and girls should not be playing on the same field.

Big fan of musclely Celtic men like myself

Why are train tickets from London to Paris do fucking expensive?

North-Western Europeans are the pinnacle of mankind.

OOH AH
CANTONA

really vile

>Europeans
Fuck off

reported this to GCHQ

Let me be the one, girl

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the eurostar barely produces profit

The wife

they've probably had it happen to them, poor things

teeny bit gay

i want an anglo bf !

Howling at the fact that I used to want to live in London

mboko

narrowly avoided a mugging on the street tonight

ouch

making a connection
scoping it out
establishing a contact
doing a deal

>lets it grow shaggy and uneven
>wears pyjamas or joggers and a t-shirt all day because doesn't have a job
>hasn't left the country in years
>lives in his parents tidy middle class home
>hasn't earned his drivers license, doesn't drive
>lives in wakefield or a city of similar size
>doesn't like London
>Only says normie ironically, but still doesn't like "normies"
>doesn't have a favorite restaurant, likes tesco's frozen meals or sandwich combos
>doesn't have a bird, has no idea where he'd take her if he did
>spends his summer holidays in his room alone
>prefers the winter time
>not fat, but not in good shape at all either
>could've performed better in school, but cba.

me

not a virgin though

All those French rail workers are in powerful trade unions and are paid ridiculous wages

The only race worth existing is the British race

Are you serious? The tunnel has existed for at least 20 years and I heard the trains are full all the time. Where does all the money go then?

nowt wrong with that

people just need to stop messing with the mandem

Don't delude yourself.

Anywhere outside london is a farm.

People outside the UK don't know about any cities that isn't london here

Why are there so many criminal chavs in this country?

Social housing? Irish peasantry?

funnelled into banker bonuses

Literally shit myself at work today.

Love me for a reason.

i'm not ethnically British though!

alri britbong

Alright then pet what are you ethnically then? Don't give some smartarse answer like English

is this you

Couldn't give a fuck

the tunnel isnt a simple railway the cost to keep it good is much higher

Let that reason be love.

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you import third world people, you get third world problems
sad, but nothing will change until these types are deported

you have a nice bum i would bf you x

hi! :3

That's not a good look lad

>pet
Newcastle Sunderland detected

Ate too many carbs, can't stop shitting

Doing a cheeky mental breakdown

bonuses? love em
the bankers? fucking HATE em

really love how gentrification has fixed up london

places like hackney and stratford were actual no-go zones, now its fucking burrito shops and bike HQ offices

soon shitholes like Barking and Tottenham will be fixed up

german, welsh, norwegian, irish, romanian and ukrainian

don't know why my recent ancestors decided to mix so much

uses reddit spacing and defends London. Hmmmm very interesting post indeed.

Shush you

me on the right

same

wholeheartedly concur with this statement
went a few miles outside of london with street view and found this MASSIVE pile of poo

love muscular men, want to lie in bed with one and just kiss him as I feel his perfectly carved and shaped body

If you detonated a large enough bomb in the channel tunnel would you flood the South of England and North of France?

J'ai une âme solitaire

oiiii

M'bókó

I'm sorry lad but you're going to have to wear a special hat/badge
It'll be a few generations of careful breeding before we can make something out of that soupy melange

These people have settled too much to be deported.

sinking coke zeros to try and stave off a hangover

Got a crushvon Lauren Southern

Reckon I could pull her too

Reckon she'd want my babies desu been told countless times I'd be a great dad and that I have good genes (apart from the depression I went through in my teens but that was probably just hormonal tbqh)

so i stood up and told that teachin' lady the only 3 letters I need to know are U, S, and A

>welsh
britain
>irish
(west) britain
>german
(proto) britain

do you think dogs would wank If they had thumbs

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>has ginger hair, buzzes it, occasional goes ino a barber but struggles to socialize
>wears white dress shirt with charcoal pants and a purple tie
>went to the US recently, doesn't leave Ireland often though
>lives with his parents
>has his drivers license, drives home from dublin often, stops at the enfield servie station
>doesn't like footie, prefers hockey
>lives in Ireland
>doesn't know about normies
>watches top american action films
>prefers the summer, bit could out in the winter, irish weather.
>fat
>mentally challenged so couldnt perform better in school

pretentious wanker

me on the right

>he doesn't know about the southampton powerhouse

Business idea:

Wear a black ski mask, black sunglasses, a black trench coat over a black shirt over a black vest with black techwear pants and black army boots
Go out at night
Sit on top of a glowing neon sign hanging off a 50-storey skyscraper
Smoke a blunt
Stay there forever and never sleep, eat or leave

are you the one that posted his picture here years ago

was going to post something offensive to retards but then realized it'd offend a few /brit/ posters and so i decided to refrain

should i best marry an english lass and make sure all my children marry english people too?

or would my messy bloodline risk contaminating good english families bloodlines?

If it wasn't for the government sanctioned smear campaign, Birmingham would be a global centre of industry right now