/brit/

here we are then, all the lads edition

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anime

Fuck Britain. USA is #1 anglo country

you aren't supposed to make a new until like 330 at this time of night :/

Primus sucks

we (the lads) are all in here

why does phil collins have so many songs that start promising and wind up unlistenably shit by the middle?

it's like the musical version of edging for ages and then cumming unexpectedly and ruining the whole thing

We created you

>cuts his own hair with a cheap pair of clippers (doesn't realise it looks like shit) or lets it grow shaggy and uneven
>wears pyjamas or joggers and a t-shirt all day because doesn't have a job
>hasn't left the country in years
>lives in his parents tidy middle class home
>hasn't earned his drivers license, doesn't drive
>is alri with footie, has his club, but doesn't talk about it too much
>lives in wakefield or a city of similar size
>doesn't like London
>Only says normie ironically, but still doesn't like "normies"
>torrents old science fiction films, occasionally watches anime but pretends like he's not as autistic as those real anime fans
>doesn't have a favorite restaurant, likes tesco's frozen meals or sandwich combos
>doesn't have a bird, has no idea where he'd take her if he did
>spends his summer holidays in his room alone
>prefers the winter time
>not fat, but not in good shape at all either
>could've performed better in school, but cba.

the /virginbrit/ poster

Marx was a racist

Fiercest anti Irish bastard,a typical Jew

4.5 hours until toil commences

fuck off

kotyank :)

posts past 300 are tantamount to nothing more than worthless rubbish

the associates are all invited to a house party that I am not

are fred has a statue in his favourite city

Yes and we inherited your obesity and questionable habits

Would have been a lot better desu if France colonized us before you lot. Atleast they would have left us culture

7 me

Technically yes since Anglos are Germanic.

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existential dread kicking in

just incel things

will definitely be reading all of this mate
*hides your post*

>the /virginbrit/ poster
all /brit/ posters?

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>house party
deano

Fuck off to Quebec then

just get new friends dude :)

I literally don't fucking care

Don't you ever talk to my son like that again

Vive le Quebec libre!

IRA was marxist
The irony.

@ 77290460
cared enough to respond

Canada is full, even Q**bec. He can't come.

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I care :)

surprised you do a lot of those autistic things but still go to a barber DESU

>cuts his own hair with a cheap pair of clippers (doesn't realise it looks like shit) or lets it grow shaggy and uneven
untrue
>wears pyjamas or joggers and a t-shirt all day because doesn't have a job
true
>hasn't left the country in years
untrue
>lives in his parents tidy middle class home
not very tidy
>hasn't earned his drivers license, doesn't drive
drivers license but no car
>is alri with footie, has his club, but doesn't talk about it too much
true
>lives in wakefield or a city of similar size
false
>doesn't like London
>Only says normie ironically, but still doesn't like "normies"
true
>torrents old science fiction films, occasionally watches anime but pretends like he's not as autistic as those real anime fans
false
>doesn't have a favorite restaurant, likes tesco's frozen meals or sandwich combos
not really true
>doesn't have a bird, has no idea where he'd take her if he did
true
>spends his summer holidays in his room alone
true
>prefers the winter time
true
>not fat, but not in good shape at all either
false
>could've performed better in school, but cba.
false

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Hello, I'm a Mac
And I'm a PC

watched the new guardians of the galaxy last night
it was surprisingly funny

>drivers license

foy

Canada is not full, especially Quebec

They will take just about any francophone at this point given the grim anglo invasion of the province. It will be an English speaking province in a few decades lad

where's linux

No clue why I stay up for yank hours instead of getting a (relatively) early night

>that guy in this thread who thinks people are interested in whether or not he fits the criteria of what another poster thinks a "/virginbrit/ poster" acts like

cackling

It literally wasn't

In the late 20s they got some bennies from the Soviet union and pretended to be gommie up till the early 70s when they split into the provos

Do they still make Macs?
Adorable.

>Virgin aussie

fucking hell. can't imagine being an abnormie in your normie tier country

must be really fucking sad. feel bad for you

Good, and it will be the Queen's English not any Yankee "u"less crap.

Still full regardless of what you think, though.

GOOD morning

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Do you know what the #1 killer of T is for men over 40?

i cut my own hair and yeah it looks like shit but i dont give a fuck because only a moron would pay $20 for a fucking haircut

>Born:Peter Jonathan Hitchens

>Alma mater: University of York

>there's a country in africa named nigger and it's shaped like a chicken leg
HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS

Canada would be such a cluster fuck if Quebec became independent, mad the difference between yes and no in the referendum was 1%

drinking?

You got a boat load of gunbs from Germany too didn't you?

TOPKEK lad if you think Canadian "English" is any more or any less "european" than our dialect you are incredibly naive

Very few differences and most people cannot tell us apart from speech pattern alone. Get a grip.

getting flashbacks to uni flatmates having parties without telling me and me wondering if they just didn't think to do it, just thought i'd show up anyway since i liked drinking, or if they specifically wanted me to not show up and embarrass them by talking about historical foreign policy at 1am having drank more than every other fucker in the building combined, before fucking off to look for something else to do because years of imageboard use had primed me for staying up days on end while all the normal people had to be in bed by 3am while i could dance until a killer hangover set in at about 3pm and took me out of action.

by 7am i'd be back in bed having walked around somehow having avoided being stabbed, around 5 i'd wake up on cue to a hangover that made jumping out the window a tempting option, by 6pm the flatmates would have invited other people around to watch a film, an activity not alcoholic enough to hair-of-the-dog it but loud enough to render the next 4-6 hours a mixture of comforting fever-dream and Guantanamo bay style human rights violation.

never made any friends.

Why is blacked.com called blacked and not bleached? After all the women have equal agency in the sexual relations.

>wake up next to gf
>she says good morning
>reaches down and pats my dick
>says good morning again with a cheeky grin

Sup Forums is talking about us again

>peter the brainlet morality christcuck went to york
>based "fuck the muslims to death" christopher went to balliol

thanks but no thanks for the reddit link

Facile solution would be to incorporate les maritimes and newfoundland / labroador with Quebec. One can dream, can they not?

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>get job in pub
>barflys have started to recognise me
>they all have wives that they hate and ignore by going to the pub every day
>they're all severely overweight and look very unhealthy and ill
ah, the renown and fabled "pint man"

name one good reason to live in london

contaminated.com

hey fuck off mate thats my uni

>thanks but no thanks for the reddit link

me in first year haha

Yeah they all sank off the coast though

25000 captured Russian rifles with millions of ammo and a dozen Lewis machine guns

love marx even more now

It doesn't work that way

ah yes, the london experience

Because it's my home and I'm not gonna be driven out by wogs, lefties and pakis

did you eventually make friends

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>230 reply Sup Forumsyp thread
Fuck off

>good reason to live in London

Free acid attacks and easier access to your local mosque

wages

Worried either of my parents might die soon.

Unfortunate.
Still, turned out alright for you lads eventually.

What song do you want played at your funeral?

too many yanks itt

yeh i don't think they especially liked me at first because they'd only see me when i was drunk and annoying but they let me live with them the next year anyway and then we became good friends :3

mad that we took over iceland during ww2 just for a laugh

>tfw even the nicest girls have sucked a million dicks

agreed
they really are disgusting filth
ogres that should ushered out here as swifty as possible

It's because we're English-speaking, if that German general was forced to speak English they'd all fuck off there instead

frank sinatra - my way

don't want a funeral

post god-damned machines

Wanna throw acid at someone tbqh famalamadingdong

That remains to be seen

We are a multicuntural general now Shem.
Post fucking machines ffs.

nightbus dubplate - wiley

Too many Israelis too. That's no way for a subject nation such as yourself to address your liege, shlomo

except literally everything filthy about us was passed on from you. Except your trash teeth thank the divines

absolute stormer of a choice