The Professor returns to welcome the Who to the Friendly Confines and the men's league where your pitcher has to hit and an old fat ass who can't field can waste a spot on the lineup.
World Champion Chicago Cubs lineup 1. Jason Heyward (L) RF 2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B 3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B 4. Willson Contreras (R) C 5. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF 6. Ben Zobrist (S) 2B 7. Jon Jay (L) CF 8. Javier Baez (R) SS 9. Kyle Hendricks (R) P
The White Sox's lineup 1. Melky Cabrera (S) LF 2. Yoan Moncada (S) 2B 3. Jose Abreu (R) 1B 4. Avisail Garcia (R) RF 5. Matt Davidson (R) 3B 6. Tim Anderson (R) SS 7. Adam Engel (R) CF 8. Kevan Smith (R) C 9. Miguel Gonzalez (R) P
>fat ass who can't field can waste a spot on the lineup. Why is schwarber playing then?
Ethan Flores
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Logan Anderson
Time for a shitfest.
Chase Phillips
Reminder that the Who 'fans' in this gamethread aren't true fans of the White Sox.
Real fans wouldn't cheer for their team to tank, and would go out to the games (because the tickets are dirt cheap) instead of staying at home, shitposting on Sup Forums and masterbating to anime.
Nicholas Evans
Reminder for all Cubs posters ITT:
You are about to play against the worst bullpen in the MLB. Enjoy free wins.
Zachary Russell
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Easton Evans
You tell em fellow lifelonger!
Jace Richardson
>implying that we cheer for the team to tank We want them to win and get mad when they suck. But we know they suck. So when they lose there's nothing we can do about it but just go with the tank.
Why do cubs fans feel the need to lie and be so classless?
Levi Bailey
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Noah Flores
>Spamming pictures of tanks and proudly saying you'll surpase the Illies isn't cheering your team losing. Next lie you're going to try and say that's just you shitposting ironically
Isaac Turner
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Nolan Hernandez
Gonzalez I swear if you mess this up, I will murder your family.
Liam Myers
#Tank4Beer
Jaxson Taylor
wew
Henry Brown
No that isnt.
its usually done after the fact. Because theres nothing we can do about it.
if you're in the gamethreada you'll see we actually root for them to win and get upset when they suck
You don't seem to understand at all
Isaiah Sanders
Schwarber does just fine in the field, thank you very much. Look at how he started that relay from the warning track to home plate that ended with Contreras killing Carpenter yesterday.
Lucas Hughes
How do whos fans feel about Q getting two wins in a row?
Joseph Bailey
>Being so beta you just give up. That's even worse than wanting your team to tank and shitposting ironically about it.
Ian Campbell
Happy for him
Noah Foster
>"Cubs" fans show up to their first game thread of the season I'm not falling for it
Isaiah Evans
Two things to clarify:
1. White Sox fans are not rooting for losses. We want to see them win and not blow game after game in horrible fashion. But the fact is that they do so it cant be helped. There's nothing us fans can do about it so we "embrace" the "tank"
2. The White Sox are not tanking or intentionally throwing games. They are just simply that devoid of talent and cannot get anything going on any side of the ball to try to generate competition and win. No player is intentionally losing or not trying. This is evident from seeing their interviews and attitudes on the field. Not trying/throwing the games is different from just not having the ability to compete.
Hope this clears things up.
Benjamin Bailey
Stop replying to Cusb posters.
Jeremiah Collins
not surprised. Much better defense and run support = deserved wins that he didnt get with us.
Kevin Peterson
>give up this is such bad b8 even for cusb fans
Lincoln Barnes
>Can't handle the banter
Adrian Thompson
>kyle hendricks is back
Lincoln Price
Apparently that's a hard thing to do. Not one month ago, Cubs fans were in panic mode and apparently forgot all about it.
Jose Kelly
Wrong, it doesn't serve any purpose.
Daniel Carter
Let's go Migo build off the last good start you had.
DEFEND THE (meaningless) CUP
HERE WE GO
William Hernandez
>Banter >No purpose >On Sup Forums How new are you newfag?
Jace Torres
>Blocks your path
Daniel King
> cub fans arguing with sox fans in a game thread I will not be participating in this fuck raining contest. It's a lose lose for cub fans. > Sox lose Eh who cares we suck. We will be better soon. > Sox win Cubs btfo forever!!!
Literally no point to this.
Jacob Russell
>The waste land that is the south side
Benjamin Martinez
Dick swinging* Jesus Christ. This is what I get for phone posting
Carson Hall
MUH TRADITION
Andrew Moore
>cubs btfo forever >on the year they are the reigning champs hollow words are hollow
Colton Evans
ah yes the twice a year we have to share a thread with a bunch of retarded smelly unemployable weeb neets
Jackson Evans
>phone posting degenerate Can Who fags not even afford computers these days?
>Getting BTFO by a tripfag. LOL
Connor Parker
We also have nothing to play for. If we win, it probably won't be good for your standings in the nl central
Oliver Cox
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Jaxson Young
1. I'm a cubs fan. 2. I'm posting on my phone because I'm at work, something you know little to nothing about, and it's my lunch break. Only a retard would post on Sup Forums using company internet front their computer
Nicholas Phillips
>bustcada
Christopher Martin
Holy fuck I am not participating in this thread
Lucas Bailey
>calling other people unemployable when you can't count to four wew
Tyler Myers
1. No you aren't stop false flagging 2. Get back to work instead of fucking around on your phone you lazy degenerate.
Jason Lewis
What stream is everyone using? I can't find a working one
Blake Carter
Cubs fan here. She's cute.
Hunter Morgan
its on broadcast tv you stupid whos fuck. I think facebook is streaming it though
Parker Hill
The one on csn's website :^)
Isaac Thomas
I'm just listening to Ed and DJ
Alright abroo no no hitter
Thomas Rodriguez
If the Cubs lose one game this series they could just sell and commit to a rebuild.
>retarded cubs fan accusing everyone of being a sox fan
Wyatt Howard
>Doesn't throw hard, but it's effective Says Jim Deshais right before Abreu gets a hit.
Levi Taylor
>didn't even say what team he rooted for >WHOS FUCK Did jerry stop being cheap and rent space for the white sox to play in your head?
Lincoln Ross
>Ruining Hendrick's no hitter in the first. Hendrick's real foe is going to be his pitch count.
Justin Anderson
Hehe yeah that single really showed how shitty Hendricks is
Oliver Williams
migo pls
Christian Nelson
Ah shit I'm late. Hopefully the two guys who always argue can shut the fuck up this time around.
Go Cubs!
Benjamin Taylor
We can't have nice things on both sides of the fence, so I doubt it.
Dominic Russell
cubs or sox fan we can both agree that it is a vast improvement to these threads for these series that BAJP is perma'd
damn it migo
don't worry he's not starting shit, he just sucks
Andrew Foster
stop posting this pic of my fave player getting his ass kick...post pics of WHITE SAMMY SOSA
Brayden Jones
Moncada! phew close
Ryder Lewis
Is the cross-town cup the best interleague rivalry for bants?
Adrian Bailey
It's already too late.
Landon Scott
I've been wondering where he went. What happened?
Colton Sanders
No, there isnt much of a rivalry the whos blow. They just have edgy fans who want to feel like these game mean something. The cardinals are the only rival the cubs have
Jayden Cox
perma'd for Sup Forums bs
Dominic Miller
I'm talking about the frogposter and the guy who feels the need to call him out as a blight upon humanity and then argue back and forth for 2 hours straight.
Lucas Diaz
I just bet my house on the cubs to win by 2 runs or more.
Did I make a boo boo?
Hudson Gutierrez
What's the scoop?
Angel Harris
the edgy fan has been perma'd
I think for most of us, we'd like to see a win to stop the losing streak but moreso we want to see Moncada do well.
Matthew Davis
>dunnvidson
Owen Flores
You live in Ausfaila, I'm sure you can build another mud hut if case God decides to punish you for the fact you're in Australia.
Elijah Sanders
based Engel speed
Lincoln Bell
thats probably a safe bet, but gambling on baseball is just bad business in general. what were the odds?
Benjamin Walker
hehe xDD FUG
wow you got me dude.
Blake Perez
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Matthew Price
I don't think gambling on baseball is bad a lot of the time if you can find trends, understandably the worst teams do still cause upsets etc, I bet it live after the cubs got striked out in the 1st at 2.15:1
But I understand entirely what you mean, sometimes the unexpected fucks you in the ass (pic related)
Xavier Walker
Alright Kevan
>Migo
well thia should be funny
Lincoln King
BasedAJ was a tripfag who started posting a few years ago and was a fucking faggot. He rooted for both the white sox and cardinals and would never shut the fuck up. He would often blogpost about his guns, how much indiana sucks and would post Sup Forums shit in both sox threads and the general. Even after everyone told him to stop being a faggot he kept on shitposting until eventually the mods banned him last month
Landon Brooks
I thought i was a temp ban, but whatever works, I guess.
Oliver Perez
well he made contact
Ayden Mitchell
Based mods
Dylan Phillips
*murders jd for making terrible jokes*
Lucas Edwards
>how much indiana sucks you really had me hating the guy until you got to this
Dylan Hernandez
what happen to soxman is he killed by drugs again
Ethan Gutierrez
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Jace Jackson
What about the Sup Forums bs?
Come on Migo
Luis Mitchell
but the indiana thing was before that
Ian Collins
You know, I actually dont know. been posting him as a reaction image for years now, no clue where he is or what hes up to
and cancel the postgame show
and migo fuckin pls
Hudson Jackson
FUCK THE DH
Tyler Thompson
fucking hell migo
Kayden Hill
> Sox unironically walking baez with RISP
Ryder Flores
>Walking Baez The Who will regret that decision.
Adrian Lewis
Shhh..no dreams. Only tears now.
Camden Peterson
why so many broken bats this year...juice ball maybe