If your country could annex another country, what would it be?

If your country could annex another country, what would it be?

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I wonder.

Ireland

Burkina Faso

We can annex Bolivia
We want to annex Argentina

lol
I forgot to say, you have to say why.

USA
OH, wait :^)

You can't change the rules at the middle of the game you silly burger.

Norway.
>we had a union with them before
>aesthetic borders
>aesthetic flag
>oil shekels
>norweigan girls with qt accents

This
Tough luck americlap

THE ENTIRE SUDAMERICA UNDER OUR COMMAND.

WE NEED TO PUT THESE NIGGERS IN CHECK


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Europe :^)

Marry your crown princes to each other

Mexico. Save taxpayers billions on that wall because now they're all citizens. Trump can build his retarded (but much shorter) wall at the border with Guatemala if he must.

Also taco trucks on every corner, ese.

turks and caicos because its our fucking clay

wtf, rude.
nice. I was thinking Norway, too, because it's beautiful, but I'd want to annex Russia. Be a massive superpower.

None. Tbqh, we could do with getting rid of a few of the under-performers. Anyone want Scotland, Wales, or Northern Ireland? Pls take

the entire world.

Australia

I'd make them play Hockey... Hahahaha.

Estonia

Russia

Belgium

Why not Sweden? Or Russia even?

Britain. They are our puppet anyway :P

Do you know anything about Finnish history?

If we absolutely have to annex another country, then it should have small population, be vaguely culturally similar to the US, and unlikely to fight against us so it doesn't become a headache. So I'm thinking Barbados, Bermuda, the Bahamas, something like that.

New Zealand.

Nobody will stop Maori-Amerindian empire

The country we're looking for is Iceland

Does anyone?

Japan because animu and mango

NK rapefugees can go to Russia or China

Yes. Just a quick wiki browse would tell you it's what they would want the least.

Um back the fuck off???

>NK rapefugees
I bet North Koreans would be the most well behaved refugees ever, man. They're coming from a country where they can't even speak out of line. They're not going to rape.

But you'd get amazing Peruvian food out of the deal. It's really a win-win.

You don't want to be part of an empire?

Germany.

Such beautiful union of autism would conquer the world faster you can say blitzkrieg

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Australia and probably NZ too

Without Anglosphere intervention ofc

Really makes me think OP.

Is that all considered rightful Indonesian clay?

you're thinking reclaim, not annex.
balts, finns, and ukraine are genetically russian

I hope you're memeing.

I'll have one Northern Ireland please

paraguay, uruguay and venezuela

>not the whole UK
No wonder Ireland never conquered anything or had an empire. You potato niggers dream too small.

>wanting poms in your country

>venezuela
Not if Colombia has a say in the matter.

Why not?

england

>United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland
>Ireland

umm try again sweetie xx, we owned 50% of the British Empire or in other words 12% of land on earth

Perú

...

>aesthetic flag
>that

What they're gonna do?

I don't know. Probably nothing desu. Carry on.

Western Canada.

It was ours to begin with but we didn't want to get into a land war with Britain for the third time in living memory so we let them have it.

i wish it could just bring back under control all the places lost to the cartels

Poland

I don't want to inflict our government on any other nation. In fact I'd prefer if my regional state became an independent country as it was before 1871

Fuck that. Y'all mother fuckers need jesus. Thoughs cartels are your problem.

In your dreams little boy.

Brunei and Kalimantan, the border annoys me.