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goodnight lads

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>callejon grupo

well at least it's not just calle calle

babestation

yanks

shan't

fucking hell another one of our pollies resigned because it turned out they were a dual citizen
think they do this intentionally

HEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HUE HUE HUEE HUEE HUEEEE

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like Oxford Health, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like... I like me. Scoochey likes me. Moosey likes me. White cat likes me. Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

>y'know what? am bloody sick of pakis thinking they can come over 'ere and force their sharia law 'pon us

cant get to sleep cause im crying so hard

might go for a bike ride at 6am
see if that helps

shitpipe

based teddyposter

>me and my son

based nigger

who hurt your feelings mate

My wifes son

>please end my existence

BASED TIM
BASED MOOSEY
BASED SCOOCHIE

post teddies

This is my yank. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My yank is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my yank is useless. Without my yank, I am useless.

>babestation girl posted a picture of some guy snorting coke off her tit
wish I knew the babestation girls :(

was about to make the exact same post aha

The ride never ends

>roight you lot, i've 'eard you've been trying to access illicit images wit'out a valid credit card

>when you check your cryptocurrency portfolio

this is the mankiest one i reckon

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degen

Captcha: sirius asse
SIRIUS ASSE

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while all the chads are on ps4 im playing baldurs gate 2 lads

who /born in wrong generation/ here? (I'm aware the proper form is to do that without spaces, but I think it'd be hard to read if I was so consistently an orthodox old-fashioned poster.)

might watch as much porn as possible before these new rules come in

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zhang here

duergar are the best forgotten realms race

/tryingtoohard/

>yes i go to sleep at 5am but everything's fine, t-trust me

Just download bluray quality porn until it becomes official and keep it on external harddrives

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the government are too stupid to do anything
remember when they """""stopped torrenting"""""

A wealth of memes.
Fair play

dunno
don't torrent stuff really

Is this the real thread?

yes

no

Alri

maybe

>what the fuck did you just say about my thread you cheeky fuck

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Thinking about trying out Tinder lads. I'll probably be a pussy & won't go through with it. But atleast I'll see if any girls find me somewhat attractive or interesting.

this thread motivated me to have a look for my old teddies

i found this handpuppet i used to love
i even took into school a bunch when I was 5-6

but i cant quite remember his name :'(

ahh fucked it

Matrix

>wank tissues

accelerationism

>cum rags

wish I was american

Oh shit lad. comf af.
Any trout in that river or is it a feature?

alri Jerry Horne

knowing that you can can kill yourself at any time is the ultimate freedom
fuck the future

went from feeling great to being legit suicidal within a few hours on sunday
scary as fuck desu
seeing my doctor tomorrow

actually theyre because ive been weeping all night
h-ha ha

any other recovered neets here? glad I snapped out of it desu

There's some stock fish I caught at the lake up the road yesterday, nothing big so I let em go but the view isnt bad

i still sleep with my fluffy pig from when i was like 2
got him restuffed and spruced up recently
he's a good lad

put the wank rags away ffs
also is that some sex contraption
also, is that a toe?

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doing a country

>actually theyre because ive been weeping all night
>h-ha ha

enjoying that slaving for mr shekelberg lad?

proxy off auscunt

We can see the lube dispenser and the anal cleaner in the background lad...

how much you gonna pay for that?

Oops

need to make brekfast

honestly? yes

at least I've got something to do and it's better than sitting on a computer 10 hours a day/waking up at 2 in the afternoon

its a weird mouth freshener thing my yank exboyfriend left at my place a long time ago, and the other thing is an alarm clock

need to make sleeping

Straya proxy?
Having a stream nearby is good for the soul.

my names blurry face and i care what you think

still can't drive and I'm turning 21 in 6 months lads

often wonder how 6 billion people can do it everyday but I can't

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is he ok

keening

is aus driving test hard? yank one is laughable

in what way is it better? don't you have to wake up when you don't want to, go somewhere you don't want to and do things you don't want to do?

Hey that looks kinda familiar

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7.5 half of them women so don't feel too bad.

ausnz ones were made harder in recent years, they're about on par with Brit tests

not everyone hates their job

woke up at 8 PM today

would love to see all you retarded europeans who don't even drive attempt it

just 3.5 hours and the toiling is finished for the day

Pull your willy out for the bantz

less than 2 hours to go until my toil begins

its the pathetic little soppy librarian whore again

Failed the 1st driving test attempt, passed the 2nd time. It's pretty stressful.
Yank drivers are utter shit, so your driving tests must be utter shit.

maybe if you're a pro footballer

nearly came inside the other day

they really are the rats of the sky, and you should hear them at 6am, literal screeching

>Yank drivers are utter shit
based on what?