ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>180 million

>180 Million for a Black Götze

Stupid investment since most of these teenage superstars become dogshit after 26
Messi is the only teenage wonder kid who didn't got JUST by 27

>180 million for a non dabbing Dembele

5 years from now people will say it was cheap as fuck.

Same as ronaldo

180 millionen for an 18 years old one-season wonder, this is madness. Fuck modern football

>we're signing mbappe, the most highly rated younger in the world
>farca selling nerman and signing paulinho

LMFAO

you actually cant make this shit up

we are SO far ahead of everyone else in europe its starting to get embarrassing

>since most of these teenage superstars become dogshit after 26
so Mbape has like 7 more years of goat performances? sounds pretty good for 180m

>we

>180 million for the dark Martin Odegaard

>be 18
>play well for 6 months
>real madrid will pay 180m for you

>180 million for the chocolate Roman Pavlyuchenko

underrated post

>180 million for a very tanned Dele Alli

Just give us the next 10 CLs

imagine what players will cost in 5 years time

>be a literally-who 16 year old in Brazil
>Real Madrid will pay £40m for you

>Marca
>180M for the black Morata

He scored 2 goals against Juventus. Something Messhit, Suarez, and Neymar couldn't do. Imagine how well he'll play with a world class midfield of Modric, Kroos, and Isco feeding him balls. There hasn't been a striker this talented at his age since BR Ronaldo.

THat is expensive.I hope that forces Zidane to bench le associating man

>marca
i can't believe so many of you bought this shit

More like 6 years. 1 year is dedicated to gradual decline.
Yet we still don't know if he'll play at GOAT levels since we've known him for only 6 months

>this flag

>180 million for a more agile black Paul John Gascoigne

Marca is literally Real Madrids newspaper.

Raul? Del piero?

>Fuck modern football
heh fuck you buddy >.

>£200m for the French collymore

180 millions for the black Gento.

>6 months of football

this coudl be the worst transfer of all time

>180 million for a young thiery henry

Roman actually helped his country over achieve, unlike this little NIGGER.

More like

>180 mill pound for the next Bony

half-season wonder, actually
and now Monaco is rich as fuck, like 300m to spend, but their team is kill

I'd give your mum my bony

Monaco tell us they have not agreed to sell Kylian Mbappe to Real Madrid for £160m (€180m). #SSN

Why would they sell key players to other clubs, but won't let mbappe go for 160`?

What do you expect them to say?

Mbappe is white

>180 million for a young Emile Heskey

PSG cucked again and forever

The only key player they sold until now is Silva. Bakayoko and Mendy are overrated and replaceable. Good for them that they were able to scam some Bonglish clubs willing to pay 100 millions for them.

You didn't get that he's the GOAT mate....

Which part of Madrid are you from?

>hmmmm should I get a B2 stealth bomber or a speedbaby from Lesotho?

Bakayoko choked in every important game and defensive players were never important to them.

>180 million for the black Mbappe

>A million barrels of crude oil is a bad deal for Mendy

>180 million

Real Madrid 70%
Mbappe 30%
Monaco 10%
Madrid 5%
Government of Spain 34%
Spanish Royalty 1%
Spanish people -200%

marca? lol

arigato...gyro

Less than they do now since the bubble will have popped by then.

He will literally score over 300 goals for Real and sell like 100 million jerseys, so this is a fine business.

> 180 million for the blacker Nani

>2 highest transferts ever involve a player leavin France and another joinin France
Anglos callin Mbop new Bony in 3, 2, 1,

>tf
>joinin
>leaving

>He scored 2 goals against Juventus. Something Messhit, Suarez, and Neymar couldn't do

Except they did, in the CL final 2 years ago

>There hasn't been a striker this talented at his age since BR Ronaldo.

Rooney

big mistake, whoever his agent/advisor is needs a left hook
2 more years at monaco where he can be the main main man, play every game and improve at a huge rate and hes still fucking 20

fuck niggers and canada

>Rooney
at 18 Rooney didn't achieved as much as Mbop did.

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MBBBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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difference is that Rooney was essentially a full-grown chubby scouser at 16, which is why he was done at 29.

>180m for a literal one season wonder black
Wtf Florentino,?

1 half season

(Estribillo)
Niña, tú sabes que me estoy enamorando
Quererte me esta matando
Liberarme del embrujo de tus encantos
Vale, tú sabes que me estas enloqueciendo

Por gusto vivo sufriendo
Te pienso cada segundo de cuando en cuando

Mira no me vas a impresionar
Con esa carita de buena
Sabes que te quiero de verdad
Déjate de lista de espera
Tic tac el pasado el vació
Este corazón mío te espera en la nevera
Tic tac me quito este frió
Si tu me condenas, merece la pena

(Estribillo)
Niña, tú sabes que me estoy enamorando
Quererte me esta matando
Liberarme del embrujo de tus encantos
Vale, tú sabes que me estas enloqueciendo
Por gusto vivo sufriendo
Te pienso cada segundo de cuando en cuando
Mira no me vas a impresionar
Con esa carita de buena
Veo que me quieres enredar (acción)
Vaya telenovela
Pim pam golpea la primera
No me seas traicionera, no deseo pelear
Tic tac el que espera desespera
Algo pasa en tus caderas
Y aquí no me mueven ya

(Estribillo)
Niña, tú sabes que me estoy enamorando
Quererte me esta matando
Liberarme del embrujo de tus encantos
Vale, tú sabes que me estas enloqueciendo
Por gusto vivo sufriendo
Te pienso cada segundo de cuando en cuando

Para ti todo es un juego
Te quiero y te detesto
Alguien sabe lo que pasa
Yo no entiendo nada de esto
Del amor cuando no, ahora sé ahora no
Yo que he intentado ser de todos para ti el mejor
Y me pagas el momento dejándome ¡WTF!
(Estribillo)
Niña, tú sabes que me estoy enamorando
Quererte me esta matando
Liberarme del embrujo de tus encantos
Vale, tú sabes que me estas enloqueciendo
Por gusto vivo sufriendo
Te pienso cada segundo de cuando en cuando

audible kek

>Marca

Stop being THAT italian, please.
What a shame.

>180 million for white Martial

i approve this signing

Some sources claim he is being loaned back to Monaco for the season. When you're spending that much money on a player, don't you want to use him?

this is gonna work out just like james

>180 million eurodollars for tanned El Shaarawy with a buzzcut

>180 million for loaned out in 2 years man

>ww3 will be fought with nuclear weapons
>ww4 will be fought with sticks and stones
>180 million for a fast and technically impressive chocolate frenchman
>3 pigeon skulls and a Dime bar wrapper for the last man alive to be able to run for ten seconds without mutating into a nuclear horror monster

>run for ten seconds without mutating into a nuclear horror monster

so just by running real fast I will morph into a badass killing machine? sign me in

>180 for this overrated nig.
Why don't RM go after Dybala? He is better/will always be better than Mbappe. The transfer will
upset the catalan pigs. He is White(ish).

Mbappé is younger, played less, scored more, assisted more, he's dope though

/r pic of amerishart telling to europeans that they are not white with shit in his hands.

>There hasn't been a striker this talented at his age since BR Ronaldo.
Cassano, Adriano, Pato, ObaOba Martins, Rooney
Plenty of players peaked at 18-21

Madrid spending mega money for another Gareth Bale who is going to flop like Bale

Go back to Sub-Saharan Africa nigger.
He's not European you dumb shit-skin.

Go pack to Sup Forums 56%

Where did I said that he is european, amerishart?

You kinda just admited that you are a sub-saharan black there.

Where did all the smug Manchester United customers go with their
>1 mbappe please
posting?

Bale was a key player in two CL finals, the fuck are you talking about.

This, Bale has been bad for Zidane and hurt by injury, but has still been a good buy overall

He's worth £25m at best

>£180m for the pleb Gabriel Obertan

180???????????? holy shit

That's too much even for Madrid's standards. I still want them to sign this player, but even 150 was a lot

>£180m for an nu-Aryan

mbappe is algerian, he has the possibility to be the next Zidane or Benzema in madrid

blacks players arent technic, only physic usually

He's from Lahore

>180m for the white henry

RMA has been following this player for like 8 years. Zidane even asked him to go to madrid when he was a kid, but the family refused.

He proved himself in the CL, what else do you want honestly?

Since when "Algerian" is a fucking ethnicity ?
And don't start with your fucking inferiority complex...
Every time...Literally every fucking time...


"He's ALgeriAn !!!!" HEY PEoplE !! LISTEN !!!".

Nobody fucking cares he has Algerian backgrounds Ahmed.

Lmao a N I G G E R

So when France plays Algeria next, you'll be booing him yeah?

Mbappe coming means Isco rotting on the bench, I don't like it.