And this here's my wife's son's room. He's a real film buff

>and this here's my wife's son's room. He's a real film buff

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classy place, user

LOL

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*Tips fedorically*

NO

im a real big film buff

>shoeshine chair
Trying too hard.

he's patrician, not pleb

isn't that girl a lesbian now

Now THIS is autism

you don't own one? where do you sit while your house shine-boy buffs up your Italian loafers, in a recliner??

>being poor

>living in a third world

4u

If you made a meme would you die?

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That's a decidedly upper MIDDLE class basement, the kind you could find in any $1-3 million dollar house in the suburbs. The person who owns that house probably makes $250k a year and has a housekeeper come once a week, they don't have a live-in shoeshine boy. That you think that's a rich person's house tells me you are probably lower middle class if not poor.

too autistic for a little humor, rain man? any other numbers screaming to be let out of your head?

>outing yourself even further as being poor

Literally projection: the post

Hi friends! I look forward to each introductory moment when my own mother uninvitedly allows guests into my room!

Today, we'll be engaging in a celestial experience; the wonderous kinologue of Kurosawa and all peripheral media. After this incomparable tour de force, we shall exchange our own personal interpretations through meticulously written case studies and essays and how such magnificent pieces of art correlate with the organic and natural evolution of modern cinema.

Afterwards, we will venture into the Tarkosvky kinologogram library and of course gratify ourselves with the same studies. This shall be a fun three and a half weeks! I've padlocked the door already.

the guy and the image on the monitor are photoshopped in

t. expert

You're wrong, look at the filename, it's me.

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>yfw you will never have as patrician a kinofriend as this

kek

COMFY

well, except for that chair

Who the fuck had parents that would show guests into their kids rooms?

Is this something that actually happens?

2 KAT

Imagine all the ticks, spiders, centipedes, termites, and shit that is infested in all that wood.

>implying animals other than sharks would eat fake plastic wood

City slicker detected.

Autist detected

if you can't afford a house in the price range of AT LEAST $4.6 million - $7 million then you may as well call yourself a proletariat.

>not being friends with termites

theyre real bros user

it's a deep childhood fear, like those penis inspection day greentexts

t. city/suburban pleb

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you realize theres rarely anymore penis inspections being practiced these days?

yes

>mom has friend over
>wants to show friend around the house
>I'm in my room watching Star Trek Next Generation
>Mom and friend come in room without knocking
>"and this is anons room"
>"Oh why hello user!"
>"..hello"
>"....what are you watching?"
>"Star Trek......"
>"ahh ok"
>mom goes "yeah he's in here alot lol"
>They leave and I contemplate for a while what my mom said

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It unironically happens

>tfw parents just don't get it

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sounds like the intro to memelover 3

absolute patrician

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>Framed picture of her feet

That's how you know this is legit

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Sup Forums live like slobs and pigs its disgusting

I'm shooting this puppers

Wow I always meet the richest, tallest guys on Sup Forums that's so weird! Must be some kind of coincidence.

Only the fart posters are posting their rooms

it does need a pillow

>He's a real foodie

youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

>yfw I'm unironically 6ft 5 and wealthy

kek

all this work just for a steak

I have a solution for that

Should be removed from the earth desu

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I'd drink and play Demon's Souls with you user

>ewww whats that smell
*coughs*

is there a pic of a dead corpse in the room?

Can someone explain to me how one would live like this?

How is this rationalized as okay? What is the thought process?

He's right though. I live in the country, and folks keep their wood piles outside for a reason. I don't know why you would put it inside anyway, it just takes up a shitload of space for no reason, as you can see from the picture.

How can someone honestly live like this? Ashes and cig butts all over the laptop I mean how would he manage to operate his computer?

How much do you have to loathe yourself to live this kind of life?

if i remember right, this was an actual woman

Looks like a garage or something converted into comfy man cave. Wood inside can be based

literal mental illness

no other explanation.

>tfw live in middle east shithole
>tfw those fuckers from Ghouta keep shelling me.

being Syrian is suffering

It's a mental illness. And not super rare either.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes_syndrome

It's a garage.

There's no Internet in Syria. And if there was, why on earth would you be shitposting when there's a literal war going on

>diogenes

>doesnt have a carbon filter

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they definitely have internet

lots of people posting from aleppo etc on twitter

Hahaha, I took this photo. Life has been so different ever since

What are you talking about?

Hello. Would you care to donate to my patreon? I am making bottles of piss as a reward for people that donate over the $50 mark. For you people that may have a little less money you can get a McDouble wrapper or empty cough medicine bottle for a $20 donation. As a special gift to the people who donate over $100 you may pick from one of the many washcloths covered in dried semen.

got laid desu

Get yer' fuckin' shinebox

Man, this scene legitimately disturbed me when I saw it in theaters.

Mine did

>They sneak back in later while you're sleeping
>Mom's friend decides to slicken it up
>Mom says "Don't do it, Jimmy!"
>Mom's friend says "You're getting your cock sucked, kid!"
>Mom says "Oh well, might as well keep it in the family!"

That's how it happened for me, true story.

That's a bar you fucking dumdum. Go back to your starshit threads

Not him but my dad had a bar / family room (mancave they call it now I guess but that's fucking gay) that looked just like that in the basement of our house. The actual bar was probably even longer, about 16 feet. Go be poor on /reddit9k/ you fucking garbage.

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Tons of Syrian posters on Sup Forums and Sup Forums

>There's no Internet in Syria

Idiot.

A real man's man's room

Is that a shit on the floor?

That's not what my uncle told me

DUDE

WEED

你是誰?出去白魔鬼!

She's not that bad looking