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Rubber Dinghy Rapids Edition

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self defense LOL

>gf's new job means we'll be going to the gym separately now
goodbye kettlebells, hello gettin' swole

anime
sara

sophie

kino

I am a high value male. I deserve everything.

chicken cottage. proper halal

Your gf didn't let you lift weights?

>tfw pints
opinions on pints?

the london experience would not be complete without being totally defenseless

yanks *obsessed* with brutalising fictional criminals
curious lot

cant stand em

is australia as cucked as us on self defense? could you stab a home invader?

The british government mandates that all british citizens by law are forbid to defend themselves if a stranger enters their own home uninvited

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Rasheed

love em

Fuck mini babybels

FOY

>not doing a hypertrophy routine coupled with swimming
squawking

What do you drink then?

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jon

they should put more statues up, everyone likes a good statue

It's pretty simple really

when the london attacks happened the police praised the pople who threw chairs at the attackers and such. you can defend yourself, and others. it's just the law could persecute you for it afterwards if you 'went too far' at least in their eyes.

Who /roast chicken + cucumber + lettuce + mature cheddar + gluten free sour dough/ here??

is that are aish

bottles

I'm worth less than the grime in his fingernails.

why not drink what's inside them mate

wouldn't have to explain this if you had a gf but they hold you back at the gym mate

literally am so jog on

>Star Wars actor John Boyega slams Game Of Thrones for its lack of diversity... despite the show featuring several black characters

Do they even know what the fuck they are moaning about anymore?

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Forgot pic lol

Why do I always need a poo badly after exercise?

might play patrician

Haven't eaten today

>gluten free
why

I'm /roast turkey + haslet + cucumber + lettuce + leerdammer + salad cream + seeded granary/

"Diversity" is a dogwhistle. They're calling for the removal of whites.

cos u move ur bowels manually

this happens to me after walking fast for a few minutes or after drinking coffee

why are there so many criminal chavs in Britain?

unreal for a 1st world country

but why would you dogwhistle when only those who oppose it the most can hear the frequency

>The Virgin Workout

>gluten free sourdough

binned forever. bet you're a right ponce twat

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can't do cucumber lad. Tastes like concentrated grass.

I need whispers that makes me move

honestly don't see chavs at all any more

I'm /fit/, not too ugly, own a house and make good money (income will go over £50k for the first time this year).

Where do I find a decent wife to have children with? Preferably with the minimum amount of drama.

Not too into sex or women but would like a family (parents both dead, only sibling lives in Australia).

Will I be safe smuggling this set of murder weapons into the UK? I don't want to risk the chances of getting arrested

Don't play hurling

mosque

Church

My routine consists of speedwalking 30 minutes and back to the station each day

Sounds quite peng desu

RORKING at this post

>not too into sex or women

lol

OUTSTANDING post

>the gun autismo also has terrible taste in women
can't say im suprised

>further anti-smoking measures to be put in place

very good

Yes

Am I in time for the white genocide lads?

the gf is quite the sandwich aficionado, it's gotta be said

wasnt that good

wonder what she does with that dog

>I'm /fit/, not too ugly,

doubt

YOU JUST KNOW

slow cooked bbq chicken thighs + lettuce + tomato + onion + smoked cheddar + a cheeky bit of mayo

in a pita bread like

>From next year all porn sites will be banned unless you give them your credit card
>Don't even have a credit card

What do lads?

wtf I hate men now!

give it a rest

Does she know any decent gluten free breads? The sour dough from Tesco is decent but you can see from the pic it just falls apart. Have the same problem with most loafs I buy

hav u evr sin troy or gladioter

I'd pyong her yang, if you know what I mean

don't know mate, can't see what the picture is
the gov blocked it

VPN, duh

noporn

shan't be watching a millisecond of Nurse Who

so contrived
could not give less of a shit

Call me a ponce again lad and ill unleash my bowels after eating gluten all over your pillow tonight

the future is female

>bread
bin yerselves, pinhead oatmeal and quinoa are the only acceptable foods from that group.

she has a vendetta against you lot after working in a tea rooms and having hipster after hipster coming in claiming to be "gluten free"

Four in a Bed is so cringy

I thought normies were good at conversation

new Luna

youtube.com/watch?v=SDCyy8JLAt4

No. I have not.

they made a documentary about your mum, did they?

unless you have that one disease which means you can't eat gluten FUCK OFF

>eating bread

hello deano

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haven't eaten in four days, thinking of going to sainsbury's

grow up

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name it felt good to be out of the rain

>eating bread
well hello there reddit!

had quinoa for the first time the other day and it was nice

Next post is trips innit