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kay-on

hardly enjoy drinking anymore now i've quit smoking

awful edition

will be boycotting this "thread" post-haste

more like gay-on

fucking love quicksand

screaming

fuck off back to /cric/ zachy

Global warming is a Swiss conspiracy to dethaw bodies

Caught a working class runt outside the poor interment center. Said he has too much of the councils water and went elsewhere.... That's why must be why he wandered off, and why he's so quick, sharp like a civilized man. Needless to say his remains are in the Thames.

Never living in shared accomodation ever again

I need my own bathroom.
I need my own kitchen.
I need my own living space.

It really is *simple as*.

hench gas is eminating from my rear hole

will be forwarding this information to donald trump and alex jones

something happened

truly baffling post, the yanks have outdone themselves again

but what about sharing with ur wife and kids

reckon we should start calling noncery "noncecraft" since nonces are basically the new witches

delete this please mate

>dethaw
holy fuck holy FUCK i hate runts who say this meme word

delete this post

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

thought you were gonna say cause nonces tend to use minecraft as a grooming ground

they can live in the runtshed with the rest

had some pizza shapes today and nothing else

they were a week old, fairly stale, and exceedingly grim

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i have your nudes saved and i WILL post them

Would've got tow pair if you'd entered that post into /brit/poker. Two pair is a pretty strong hand.

what shapes lad, tell us

had sex with a doctor on a helicopter today

shant

aldi literally makes better pizza shapes

they're called snackos

is he /ourguy/?

STATE of that mentaloid

t. united states of irregardless

heheh

howling at this LITERAL poorcunt

this doesn't seem like a big enough problem to get annoyed about

I was watching a bit of that E–Prix on Sunday. Good to hear Bob Varsha again.

dont rate this thread so far too many australian posts

fuck off

they ACTUALLY taste better

you are INCORRECT

dumb bradleyposter

don't get how runts can live at home

yeah yeah you're saving up for a deposit, bully for you
i just can't imagine having to live by somebody else's rules when you're grown; want to walk around with my nob out, want to eat when i want, want to eat what i want, want to wake up past 2, want to have my mates round all night, want to shag lasses on the settee, want to do md on the coffee table, DONT want to share my telly, DONT want to listen to the old bint nag, DONT want to have to be considerate

*forces my hench fumes down your throat*

bradley posting runt

shan't read a single letter of this inane drivel

keep getting pubes in my willy hole
might be time to shave, ayeah?

any neet man in?

if i were notch i don't think all the billionaire cocaine parties in the world would numb the guilt

Get the feeling someone learned the word runt quite recently and is finding it very exciting to post it at every opportunity.

t. lives at home runt

recovered neet

was one from start of 2014 to end of 2016

Finally learning FM synthesis

Ofcom watch out

it's rather satisfying tbf

>snackos
Maybe I ought go to Australi-o!

you can't deny it's a very fun word to use

if I could get away with inserting it into everyday conversation without sounding completely spastic I would do it in a heartbeat

karate lad whats his face

wonder how fucking insane his parties are

heard from mr h3 reddit that he himself has attended one

got your life on track now?

hate people who don't have jobs desu
just get a job

I didn't water the veg for 24hrs and I almost lost them all

aye, employed and at school again

still a virgin though x

half this sounds like something showtek would say on "the f track"

peachicks got killed by rats last night lads :(
3 of them died
2 left

hate people who don't have knobs used
just get a knob

got into my chosen specialization program at uni rent free laddos

made your mothers vag water for 24hrs straight mate

anyone remember the hymn which sounds like the tetris theme? the only lyrics i can remember are "christ the lord has come to set us free"

>this thread
runt life

despite being told time and time again to pull up their bootstraps millennials still refuse to pull up their bootstraps

had quite enough of these snivelling little mongrels

*bends over*
*grabs the straps of my boots*
*pulls myself off the floor*
*flies around*

"runt" heheh, heheheh
*grabs a passing runt by the hind legs*
RUNT
hahah
*slings the startled runt away but accidentally throws it too hard and it sails over the boundary fence*
oh damn... hmm
*as I turn to get the dogs I hear a loud BANG as the escapee triggers a land mine and is blown to meaty shreds*
ah... heh
forgot I had those

vulgar and crass

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big fan of soviet music

The ferret is aussie posts

ah yes, leftypol has finally made their presence known, just lovely

*slowly backs out of thread*

have a packet of plum sauce on my desk, might eat it if i ever get hungry

idea: thinking of renaming my bum hole the hench hole as a result of all this hench gas

this the ones?
F

*barges in*
*unbuckles belt*
*drops it on the floor*
alright who's head honcho around here?

was once caught in flagrante delicto with the cashier from greggs

*raises paw*

Business idea: moving to a civil law country right after getting your law degree

Ah yes, no sooner have I opened the curtains and window to let some fresh air into my living quarters, than I get the 'orn. Bleedin' typical.

business idea: poo

step mum found the fuckteddy lads

anyone noticed the sudden shift from ahh yes with two Hs to ah yes with one

extremely suspicious, my working theory thus far is the existence of a mysterious fifth column within /brit/ actively working to undermine our culture and way of life

they don't make films these days like they used to

Should've entered into /brit/poker*. Three of a kind, 8s? Would've won for sure.

*see for details

screaming

in a dilly of a pickle

Doing a poo reet now boys

Edit: it just came out and splashed back pisswater uo my bum'ole lol x

the new flatmate x

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is this kays best video?

devonians are literally master race

getting the ol' 'orld 'f 'arcraft itch again

what's a good way to mess with a scammer who has emailed you?

We have seen what the agitated masses do once drunk off that red, semitic ichor, and what revulsion our solution to the Boer problem attracted and still even the second hun's own legacy in the matter...

Oh ingenuity of the architects and the moneyed lords in designing our auspicious system! - the concrete compounds of social housing, veritable concentration camps, for that is what they are.

Treated water, forced compactness, and stressed disunity--these beget the mortality rates not even the Norman kings of old could never dream of, being constantly at the mercy of adequate growing seasons--the peasant's own bellies, whereas we, those granted detached housing or estates, hold a security known only to...--known only to no one. For that is because our land can become a sweltering, ashy field of Grenfells instead of the General Strike.

any white man in

send him a willy pic

report him to the authorities

>«The name "ferret" is derived from the Latin furittus, meaning "little thief", a likely reference to the common ferret penchant for secreting away small items.»