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DWTCS at 8pm EST and Kailin this Saturday

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Ur """sport""" succs dick

Spann vs Roberson
Jackson vs Stewart
Neal vs Waldon
Jolly vs Menifield
Ige vs Gomez

when is this goof fighting again?

What did Maia mean by this?

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I dont want to be mean but I genuinely dont get why you are obsessing over Curran. She is not a good fighter and she isnt especially attractive either

Uhhh, Daniel....

What the fuck are you doing?

cocaine is for pussies

boofing krokodile is where its at

Spann
Jackson
Neal
Menifield
Gomez

That is a nice fight
Tough fight for RDA, but also a tough fight for Magny I think


Isn't the reach difference huge though? Someone look it up, the size discrepency could be too big.

no matter where jon goes?

Reebok is subsidiary of Adidas.

Nike is no-no

I changed 1 pick, please do me an egg and count it!

why do girls ruin themselves with poorly done tattoos?

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lmao I thought you circled it to say his foot wasn't planted or something

Fighter stats are infamous for being wrong, but officially at least Magny has a 7" height and 10" reach advantage. If those numbers are even close to being accurate RDA could be in big trouble

>ruin a beautiful body with tacky tattoos
What's the mentality here?

Magny is enormous at welterweight

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She's a chestlet, lad. She never had a chance/

I've met Shane carwin the guy is 6' 3". He wasnt too much taller than me and I'm 6' 1"

Kailin going to get beat this saturday

If you dont have boobies to play with at least give fella something to read

I've heard some stories about Carwin and he sounds like a pretty cool dude. Supposedly he's a manager now

Back to r/mma faggots!

Carwin is a literal redditor.

Bloody hell so that would actually be a damn tough fight for RDA. He might find himself in the Gastelum position of not belonging to a proper weight class. He seems undersized compared to some at WW, but LW is not for him anymore.
Magny has crazy attributes on him. RDA will have to look at grappling hard I guess but even that's hard with the size of Magny. Man, I quite like RDA too

He was super cool when I met him, although I only really had a chance to talk to him for a couple minutes. I've still got the picture he signed for me laying around somewhere

how does it feel to be 5'9''

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>Joanna can't talk about sex without laughing and blushing

shes engaged? yeah i believe that

He's going to have to move back down if he wants another sniff at a belt. I think he'll be competitive with magny but will probably drop a decision

>Hello heem, this is where my vagina would be, if I had one

Why did they design those tights to have a little triangle exactly over the vagina region

I'm a big fan of RDA and I see this as a pretty tough fight for him. I agree that he's in the wrong weight class, but unlike Gastelum I don't believe his body can handle the cut back down anymore.

I don't remember haven't been that short in 15 years

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how do you feel about actual children fighting MMA? There's that weird guy in chechnya, and now apparently a league of orphan children fighting in china

Yeah because being engaged is something people lie about.

thats the point of highest stress for pants so more seams joining the panels makes it stronger

lol look at this fucking nerd using logic, facts and shit

see
you are currently not 6'1 is he is 6'3

special material for the smooth release of pussy queef gas

AYY
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WAT DA BIG BROWN BEATDOWN B LIEK FAMMALAM

PRESHOW STARTING

GRIFFIN IN THE HOUSE

They've got him listed as 6'5" though. He looks like he's the same height as Mir in that picture so 6'3" seems reasonable

Wouldn't surprise me but I'm rooting for him. His debut at WW was pretty good. I don't think he'll move back down though, unless he changes his lifestyle drastically I guess, which he might have to do.
I'd say they could ease him in to the division and give him easier fights but he is a former Champ, and what's the point being there if you can't beat those in the division

Agreed, hopefully the fight is interesting. Maybe he surprises us

As long as they dont roid its alright with me. Seen one such fight from Khadyrov's show, it was pretty funny to me

Actually fuck he's probably 6'1". I just looked at the picture I got with him and I'm the same height as he is. I remembered him being taller

>tfw not raised up in ninja school now indeptendent MMA fighter with virtuous silent disposition and brooding facial aesthetic

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Roberson
Jackson
Waldon
Menifield
Ige

Should I subscribe to fight pass to watch snoop cast?

You would end up looking misshapen like The Leech

it's a pee hole

is this the most excited you've been for a card in a while /heem/?

No you should subscribe to fight pass for the 10,000 fights

Isn't there a stream?

Fight pass is legitimately a good value

Nah, for some reason recently I get hyped for cards weeks out and then get burnt out leading up to the fights
Hope it gets rekindled

Contenders when?

not that guy but I am definitely going to try to watch all of them

I know I'm not the first person to think of that

ufc.tv

Roberson
Jackson
Neal
Menifield
Ige

No, spend $59.99 every week

7.99/Canadian if you sign up for a year. That's a steal.

It' impossible to watch the entire library in a year. It's worth it.

Been more excited for 211 than this one

Forest Griffin is so chill there

we all set or any of you have last minute picks?

Spann vs Roberson
Jackson vs Stewart
Neal vs Waldon
Jolly vs Menifield
Ige vs Gomez

I'm on Fight Pass lad, I'm asking for him

you're a right lad, m8

crikey

Wont be hyped until theres orthopedists, drug dealers, popeyes, and pregnant women cageside when Jon and DC walk in case of a hiccup

Hope this episode delivers, got a weird feeling about it

forgot to make more snoop heads. whats the goof for tonight?

Ryan Spann faded af

BE CAREFUL

>yves edwards

What the fuck where's snoop???

Young Dana

You should make a head of Faber with a thong around his chin

Yves Edwards looks nervous

not nearly enough black homoerotic fanfic to represent the burgers, my guy

Snoop comes in when the first fight starts

Australians are the worst posters on /heem/ tho

>audio is playing both audios

>he spent all tuesday getting ready for this

They need to get rid of snoop already he's a terrible person

Maia will beat Tyrone right guys? Please tell me it's going to be OK. Maia will be able to take him down, right?

Ready to see some SCRAPS

this is true

this audio guy is getting fired

I don't see Maia winning, Tyron will be too powerful and his wrestling will neutralize most of Maia's TDs. Also both tend to gas so it will probably be a snoozer.

I hope he can at least look respectable, I'm still disappointed the McGregor fight didn't come through

WTF I thought this was just fighting I didnt know I would have to sit through sob story bullshit

sweeps bra

You're a creep.

Biebs looks frustrated too

>inb4 woodley gets clubbed and subbed

Anybody got a stream?

yeah

Want me to stream it for you idiots who don't get fightpass for free?