Be American baby

> Be American baby
> get eaten by alligator at Disneyland

Gator control. Now.

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was the baby white? can blacks even afford going to disneyland?

I guarantee you that the kid was killed by his parents and that this whole "alligator" thing is just made up.

Why are whites always in stupid places

Don't be silly, there are no white children in America these days.

>tomorrow morning
>ISIS claims responsibility for the attack
>alligators will help radical Islam to establish a new caliphate over Disneyland

First post worst post.

Call the aussies we need to ban assault gators.
Then we will ban assault babies

> It's the current year! It's time for common-sense gator control legislation!

>she knew there were gators
>who cares, sure nothing happens :^D

RELATIVISM

RIP Gator baby.

Press F to pay respects

...

>Be Brazilian
>Get eaten by a snake

So, what kind of damages will Disney pay out to the parents?

I'm guessing $5m.

>can blacks even afford going to disneyland?

the grand floridian is the most expensive hotel at the park so ....

Damn it, we lost one

How the fuck do you lose your baby to an alligator?

The child in question is a two year old girl.

Helicopter and police divers on the scene

Holy shit, Orlando is NOT the fucking place to live in.

This is only the beginning. Disney has shat upon our image with its minstrel characterizations of gator culture for DECADES. We took out that REPTILIST PIECE OF SHIT Irwin by outsourcing to the fucking Rays, and everyone knows we DO NOT get along.

It's gonna be a long hot summer and we are no longer content with your pets.

there's more white people in my geographic region than your entire country

We can hope.

#NotAllGators
#ReptilesofPeace

Ban assault gators

This

Did the gator snatch the fucking baby out of the mother's hands?

Bet it turns out to be a Nile Crocodile.

HE A GOOD GATUH
YOU GOTTA LOOK AT IT FROM HIS POINT OF VIEW

HOW HE GONNA FOOD TO SURVIVE

>searching for the child
He's long gone by now.

>divers

godspeed lunchmeat

Was it a muzzie gator?

Being dead serious right now. Everytime I go to Disney World or any other park, I only see a handful of black people.

Downtown Disney (which is free) is loaded with black people

Liberals will blame conservatives for this as well.

NOT ALL REPTILES

We have found their weakness!

>Deputies are searching

I'm afraid they are probably searching for gator who has eaten him, or pieces of his corpse, I mean, it's not like he fought it off.

lmao believe me bong, no nigger can afford to stay at the Grand Floridian

Why does all this crazy shit like shootings, mentals, cannibal niggers, etc always happen in Florida?

I actually feel bad for the gator too: They kill gators that bite people. The poor guy was just looking for something to eat.

Something about Florida law requiring every incident be reported.

Because heat makes people stupid.

see you later, bin that gator

I moved out of that hellhole last week. I lived there for four years, but i can't tell you why it's so fucked up.

They got outdoor movie nights near the beach at the Grand Floridian hotel. Kid got too close to the water.

I am so proud of my state this week

Swamp fumes

>ASSAULT ZOOS
>ASSAULT DISNEY WORLD
>ASSAULT PRIMATES
>ASSAULT GATORS
>ASSAULT APES
>ASSAULT REPTILES
>ASSAULT FLORIDA
>ASSAULT ANIMALS
>ASSAULT MAMMALS
>ASSAULT SHAPESHIFTERS
>ASSAULT APES
>ASSAULT CROCS
>ASSAULT HUNTERS

>alligator infested water near where visitors are
>genius idea

BAN ASSAULT GATORS NOW REEEEEEEEE

Welp. That family just won the lawsuit lottery

>ZIMMERMAN
FLORIDA
>CROCODILE
FLORIDA
>ORLANDO
FLORIDA

BAN ASSAULT FLORIDA

>Why do gator attacks happen in the state with gators
?????????

F

At the least like 10 milly

SOSIETY IZ TA BLAYME! HE DIDENT CHOSE TAh B DERe

Gators should be used to control mexicans crossing rivers

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wasn't some building on fire earlier

city must be cursed

It happened at Disney, not Universal Studios

Reports saying it was an Allahgator.

Nothing new here. Move along.

In the last couple of days Orlando has had 2 major shootings and Florida of course has a reputation for crazy shit like niggers on bathsalts eating people alive in the streets. I was primarily talking about this and not the gators.

That being said it's odd for a animal to be so close to a place packed with thousands of people like Disney Land. You don't usually see animals approaching humans very often, at least from my experience.

>????????
Fact, florida has the strictest gator control.

Yeah but all the whites who go are trashy, obese families with 12 year old kids who weigh 200+ lbs or they're 20 something millennials who get married (and are obese and trashy).

That's how fucked up Florida is-
Stay there a week and can't think straight and formulate a coherent hypothesis.
Its something in the water...

And he found fresh sushi!!!

You know what.. it might be. The tap water was never really drinkable. I didn't even feel good after showering in it. We had all of our drinking water shipped in. Lead makes people stupid, maybe it's time to remodel the water system.

A local themepark in my area had a free day once. I decided to go only to regret it later when I realised that it was packed with niggers which I rarely see in the place. A friend almost immediately got their purse stolen and I spent most of the time fucking around with the security guys trying to get it back.

Avoid free shit at all costs unless you want to be raped and murdered by hoards of niggers.

I like living here. I do well in business and I love the theme parks and beaches.

Maybe it is luck. I don't know.

There are lots of gators in the seven seas lagoon. One in particular that will often find its way to Tom Sawyer Island. It's huge, like 14 feet.

>tfw i once lost a kitten because an alligator ate it while i was giving the cat some food for the night
god speed babby

>Massive as fuck themepark, with millions of visitors.
>Allows gators to exist near the tourists.

What are you doing Walt?
With that many people running around, you're bound to have an accident sooner or later.

Also what the fuck were the parents doing letting a baby crawl near alligator infested waters.

Do you live in northern Florida?
I've heard it's much nicer there with much more sane people.

The Grand Floridian is near a river with alligators. Parents most likely didn't know at all, most people wouldn't.

Learn some logic you dumbass mongoloid.

But the water is considered Disney property and is a man made lake and not a natural made lake.

Disney created this artificial lake and somehow allowed alligators to infest it instead of monitoring that shit.

BAN ASSAULT GATORS

>allowed alligators to infest
Those fuckers get in everything.

What are they even searching for ? The kid is obviously dead

DON'T BE A HATER, BIN THAT GATOR

Body recovery, obviously.

Please don't blame a whole species for the actions of one lone wolf. Gators are our greatest alli.

Welp your kid was eaten by a gator
>here's a free pass to come back to disney world

DA GATAZ NEED MO MONIE$ 4 DEM PR0GRAMS

SMASH DAT LIKE IF U THINK GATAZ GOTTA EAT 2

>Allows gators
In Florida you don't "allow" alligators to do anything. The gators do whatever they want

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>let retard pet owners put Nile crocodiles into the water
>get surprised when there's fucking crocodiles eating babies

>White child
WHERE WERE THE PARENTS?
>Black child
It's impossible to watch your children 24/7. Give them a break you racist.
>Gay child
Time to ban assault teeth.

GIDF plz we know it was a gator.

How the fuck does that even happen? Do they just lay a shitload of eggs and fuck everything up? You'd think for a country with so many guns you guys would be able to into gator control.

At least our country admits were so cucked we can't even deal with a fire.

Disneyworld. Not Disneyland.

No alligators in Anaheim, as far as I know.

man thats a big fucking gator. at least we don't have aussie crocs.

This happened in the man made lagoon that leads into world.

I bet the parents killed the kid and blamed it on a nonexistent gator that swims around in a fucking g theme park.

Damn. And I tought Americans were the worst comedians...

Have you been to florida? I had a 4 foot gator in a drainage ditch outside of my house. They go wherever the fuck they want. It's not like they have to be in water the whole time.

>Race of parents ?
>Any guesses ?

>letting gators eat nigger babies
>a bad thing

Please bro, we have Crocodiles here which are easily over 9000 times the size, smarter and more aggressive than gators and we ended up banning croc kulls cos we almost made them endangered.

You cunts have fully automatic 50.cal assault weapons....

>implying that bullshit Disneyworld is actually Disneyland
>real Disneyland is right where it belongs

THE LIZARD OF PEACE STRIKES AGAIN

Nah, that would be you guys.

For the most part any 6 foot + gator that shows up near a residential area get sent to a gator farm to be harvested.

There's a law that allows journalists to have access to these incident reports, so it's really easy business for them to just write about these things when they don't have any stories to write about.

>A chicano scum

Yeah, sure.

Florida is 60% swamp. Even if you shot the ones that got into the residential areas, they would retreat into their swamp and re-populate, which is basically impenetrable to humans.

Pythons (15 ft snakes) have the same strategy

>all these gator apologists itt
hmm I wonder who could be behind these posts

It's florida