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Maisie edition

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literal goblin

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alri lads?

Doing a post

21/hetero non-virgin/suicidal crypto-fascist

if the govenment really wanted people to give up smoking, they would make it an offense to sell tobacco in the high street. anyone who wants to smoke would be forced to grow tobacco, smokers could get various nicotine supplements from the NHS.

The government dont give a shit about the health risks of smoking at all, that's just a front to keep putting ridiculous amounts of tax on it and profit from it without risk of confrontation. the government loves smokers really. look at all those poor people blowing half their wages on packs of fags, vast majority of the money paid for them goes to government, not big tobacco.

taxation is theft at the best of times, but taxing poor people on their physical addiction? you have to be a special kind of cunt to do this, and an even more special cunt to advocate it.

also a goblin

fuck off tankie

love maisie, simple as

10 mg diazepam straight up the poo pipe

something wrong with you

'noon 'ads

Doing a solid log of a poo

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the gf edition

specsavers is that way reddit

this is the only reply you'll be getting from me. just to say i approve of your name so i can ignore your posts.

highly pallatable gimmick

not addicted to tobacco just need it for joints simple as

hate commuting

summer /soc/ shit wankers

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Cannot be real

Crunching darts and chugging froffies with the boys

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made a thing

alri

except it's more like

put card in 0.5 second
put pin in 1 second
wait for phone line to process 15 seconds
have to wait for receipt to print anyway 1 second

Not clicking on it

leftist men are fucked in the head

fuck off weeb

one way trip to pakistan for that cunt if he likes them so much

can someone recmmend a series pleas

Need more /brit/scholars like this

alri lad. you're the same age as me. sorry to hear about the situation. at least you'll get a wand and cloak in a couple of years. cannot for the life of me understand why someone your age has not even paid to lose their virginity yet though. its super easy to book an escort for £100 odd, and they are very good with virgins, it's their job after all, to make you feel comfortable.

he was mocking the way people treat islam, mboko

all me

just found out that germany is a third world country lads

not annoyed about being a virgin it's more the lack of dates/intimacy.

>wait for phone line to process 15 seconds
err
no
most machines do it near-instantly

the only time it look a long time was in subway

that's cheating though

no shit retard

>look him up
>lives in london
It's always southerners, every bloody time.

join us

been on Sup Forums since 2013 and dont know how to set a name or trip. never wanted to. but quite want to get in on this name field gimmick

lad you might be a bit thick

alright lads

london is south midlands mate.

>says the centrist

not in deutschland

someone turn the heat down

alri

hi

if you lose your virginity, fuck a few escorts, it will bolster your confidence and take women off the platform you have placed them on in your minds. it'll be easier for you to get dates after that

man up, just pay to fuck a few birds and then get on the dating scene

what does a willy taste like

stop replying to it.

i dn't put women on a platform if anything I do the opposite and think most aren't good eonugh for me even when i'm a loser (not that any are interested in me but i'm certainly not interested in approaching the vast vast majority) haha

New poster here. First day. Name's Alexander.

doing a post

>provincials still use diesel trains

quite grim

passed my theory test lads

most i've accomplished in quite a while

>islams are all brown therefore not liking islam is not liking browns which is RACIST
>*rose emoji*

to whom?

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Doing a watch

>vox
good goy

good lad

vox is a really good source for news and information

>taxation is theft at the best of times, but taxing poor people on their physical addiction? you have to be a special kind of cunt to do this, and an even more special cunt to advocate it.

Could make the same argument for alcohol

going all in lads

hmmm

>Vox

You fucking cretin. Don't become a jihadi

>if anything I do the opposite and think most aren't good eonugh for me even when i'm a loser

that is literally putting them on a platform though. it's funny, people who aren't virgins always have much lower standards than virgins, because sex is sex and desu it can be enjoyable with almost anyomne as long as they aren't borderline disgusting.

it's literally just a shag mate. it's fun, really good fun. but it is just fun, nobody gives a shit if you shag an uggo, you shouldn't either.

t. shagged women rangig from 3's to 8's

>Americans have access to the internet. But it isn't censored, is that a good or a bad thing?
>Bad.
>Well, that's not for us to say. But I can type in, say, 'mass... shootings'. It takes a little while. There. two thousand, two hundred and thirty matches. Just click on one, at random. Aaaagh, there. 'Australian girls must be shot for calling the police'. Now, you don't punish anyone, Australian or otherwise, for calling the police.

I didn't make those posts, I only did so to give context to the replies with chinky eyes.

not sure how not wanting to shag ugly girls is me putting them on a platform but if you say so

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you certainly could, and i wouldn't hesitate to. the only arguement against it could be alcohol is directly related to a lot of crime and antisocial behavior, tobacco isn't. it really is up to people if they want to smoke or drink, the government taxing the shit out of it is not a legitimate way to prevent people doing it at all. it's just a way to cash in on it.

Orange is the new black

Rectify (sundance)

nice looking car

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have a look at those rasheed-tweets

hilarious

alri boys

Halt, what goeth there?

I never watched gayme of thrones so I was gonna ask if she does what the show is known for in it but then I realised she is like 16 so I won't ask that.

don't think I've got this rocket league DLC

because you're making excuses to avoid persuing them for sexual experience. literally putting them on a platform, putting them out of your reach for your own percieved reasons.

i can garuntee you if a really horny 4/10 got you on your own and started rubbing you, really coming on to you, you would inevitably shag her, you wouldn't be able to help yourself. so it's not like you actually have high standards, you're just doing mental gymnastics to avoid trying because you're scared.

got a 125 in the iq test lads

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absolute STATE

not true though had a girl like that drag me back to her flat ( iw as really drunk) and then ask me to fuck her and I said no and she kicked me out lmao

wow there is some absolutely shite music on my phone from years back

>uniting nations - out of touch
>trolley snatcha
>daft punk
>shemian

well then i stand corrected and ponder on your special levels of autism where you would refuse sex from a randy female.

hall and oates version is 10/10

>Loughborough graduates amongst highest UK earners

>Salaries for Loughborough graduates are amongst the highest in the country according to figures released by the Department for Education.

>Published for the first time this year, the Longitudinal Education Outcomes (LEO) data is a set of statistics on employment and earnings outcomes of higher education graduates by the degree subject studied and university attended. It looks at graduates one, three and five years after graduation, for the academic years 2008/09; 2010/11 and 2012/13.

>The LEO figures show that graduate salaries for all Loughborough’s subject areas were above the sector average, with ten ranked in the top quartile.

purple pride

>he went home to get it

i guess you missed the part where I said i'm not particularly interested in sex lol

pre-RAM daft punk is solid son

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one of the worst and most autistic gimmicks in /brit/ history

aesthetic

Haha bloody brilliant! They don't make comedy like this anymore!

Keith from Surrey

what about this age/sexuality/politicalposition one?