Maisie edition
/brit/
literal goblin
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alri lads?
Doing a post
21/hetero non-virgin/suicidal crypto-fascist
if the govenment really wanted people to give up smoking, they would make it an offense to sell tobacco in the high street. anyone who wants to smoke would be forced to grow tobacco, smokers could get various nicotine supplements from the NHS.
The government dont give a shit about the health risks of smoking at all, that's just a front to keep putting ridiculous amounts of tax on it and profit from it without risk of confrontation. the government loves smokers really. look at all those poor people blowing half their wages on packs of fags, vast majority of the money paid for them goes to government, not big tobacco.
taxation is theft at the best of times, but taxing poor people on their physical addiction? you have to be a special kind of cunt to do this, and an even more special cunt to advocate it.
also a goblin
fuck off tankie
love maisie, simple as
10 mg diazepam straight up the poo pipe
something wrong with you
'noon 'ads
Doing a solid log of a poo
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the gf edition
specsavers is that way reddit
this is the only reply you'll be getting from me. just to say i approve of your name so i can ignore your posts.
highly pallatable gimmick
not addicted to tobacco just need it for joints simple as
hate commuting
summer /soc/ shit wankers
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Cannot be real
Crunching darts and chugging froffies with the boys
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made a thing
alri
except it's more like
put card in 0.5 second
put pin in 1 second
wait for phone line to process 15 seconds
have to wait for receipt to print anyway 1 second
Not clicking on it
leftist men are fucked in the head
fuck off weeb
one way trip to pakistan for that cunt if he likes them so much
can someone recmmend a series pleas
Need more /brit/scholars like this
alri lad. you're the same age as me. sorry to hear about the situation. at least you'll get a wand and cloak in a couple of years. cannot for the life of me understand why someone your age has not even paid to lose their virginity yet though. its super easy to book an escort for £100 odd, and they are very good with virgins, it's their job after all, to make you feel comfortable.
he was mocking the way people treat islam, mboko
all me
just found out that germany is a third world country lads
not annoyed about being a virgin it's more the lack of dates/intimacy.
>wait for phone line to process 15 seconds
err
no
most machines do it near-instantly
the only time it look a long time was in subway
that's cheating though
no shit retard
>look him up
>lives in london
It's always southerners, every bloody time.
join us
been on Sup Forums since 2013 and dont know how to set a name or trip. never wanted to. but quite want to get in on this name field gimmick
lad you might be a bit thick
alright lads
london is south midlands mate.
>says the centrist
not in deutschland
someone turn the heat down
alri
hi
if you lose your virginity, fuck a few escorts, it will bolster your confidence and take women off the platform you have placed them on in your minds. it'll be easier for you to get dates after that
man up, just pay to fuck a few birds and then get on the dating scene
what does a willy taste like
stop replying to it.
i dn't put women on a platform if anything I do the opposite and think most aren't good eonugh for me even when i'm a loser (not that any are interested in me but i'm certainly not interested in approaching the vast vast majority) haha
New poster here. First day. Name's Alexander.
doing a post
>provincials still use diesel trains
quite grim
passed my theory test lads
most i've accomplished in quite a while
>islams are all brown therefore not liking islam is not liking browns which is RACIST
>*rose emoji*
to whom?
youtube.com
Doing a watch
>vox
good goy
good lad
vox is a really good source for news and information
>taxation is theft at the best of times, but taxing poor people on their physical addiction? you have to be a special kind of cunt to do this, and an even more special cunt to advocate it.
Could make the same argument for alcohol
going all in lads
hmmm
>Vox
You fucking cretin. Don't become a jihadi
>if anything I do the opposite and think most aren't good eonugh for me even when i'm a loser
that is literally putting them on a platform though. it's funny, people who aren't virgins always have much lower standards than virgins, because sex is sex and desu it can be enjoyable with almost anyomne as long as they aren't borderline disgusting.
it's literally just a shag mate. it's fun, really good fun. but it is just fun, nobody gives a shit if you shag an uggo, you shouldn't either.
t. shagged women rangig from 3's to 8's
>Americans have access to the internet. But it isn't censored, is that a good or a bad thing?
>Bad.
>Well, that's not for us to say. But I can type in, say, 'mass... shootings'. It takes a little while. There. two thousand, two hundred and thirty matches. Just click on one, at random. Aaaagh, there. 'Australian girls must be shot for calling the police'. Now, you don't punish anyone, Australian or otherwise, for calling the police.
I didn't make those posts, I only did so to give context to the replies with chinky eyes.
not sure how not wanting to shag ugly girls is me putting them on a platform but if you say so
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you certainly could, and i wouldn't hesitate to. the only arguement against it could be alcohol is directly related to a lot of crime and antisocial behavior, tobacco isn't. it really is up to people if they want to smoke or drink, the government taxing the shit out of it is not a legitimate way to prevent people doing it at all. it's just a way to cash in on it.
Orange is the new black
Rectify (sundance)
nice looking car
buzzfeed.com
have a look at those rasheed-tweets
hilarious
alri boys
Halt, what goeth there?
I never watched gayme of thrones so I was gonna ask if she does what the show is known for in it but then I realised she is like 16 so I won't ask that.
don't think I've got this rocket league DLC
because you're making excuses to avoid persuing them for sexual experience. literally putting them on a platform, putting them out of your reach for your own percieved reasons.
i can garuntee you if a really horny 4/10 got you on your own and started rubbing you, really coming on to you, you would inevitably shag her, you wouldn't be able to help yourself. so it's not like you actually have high standards, you're just doing mental gymnastics to avoid trying because you're scared.
got a 125 in the iq test lads
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absolute STATE
not true though had a girl like that drag me back to her flat ( iw as really drunk) and then ask me to fuck her and I said no and she kicked me out lmao
wow there is some absolutely shite music on my phone from years back
>uniting nations - out of touch
>trolley snatcha
>daft punk
>shemian
well then i stand corrected and ponder on your special levels of autism where you would refuse sex from a randy female.
hall and oates version is 10/10
>Loughborough graduates amongst highest UK earners
>Salaries for Loughborough graduates are amongst the highest in the country according to figures released by the Department for Education.
>Published for the first time this year, the Longitudinal Education Outcomes (LEO) data is a set of statistics on employment and earnings outcomes of higher education graduates by the degree subject studied and university attended. It looks at graduates one, three and five years after graduation, for the academic years 2008/09; 2010/11 and 2012/13.
>The LEO figures show that graduate salaries for all Loughborough’s subject areas were above the sector average, with ten ranked in the top quartile.
purple pride
>he went home to get it
i guess you missed the part where I said i'm not particularly interested in sex lol
pre-RAM daft punk is solid son
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one of the worst and most autistic gimmicks in /brit/ history
aesthetic
Haha bloody brilliant! They don't make comedy like this anymore!
Keith from Surrey
what about this age/sexuality/politicalposition one?