SUPER RUGBY SEMI FINALS
>Sat 29 July
19:35 Crusaders vs Chiefs, AMI Stadium, Chch
>Sun 30 July
00:30 Lions vs Hurricanes, Ellis Park, Jo'burg
SUPER RUGBY SEMI FINALS
>Sat 29 July
19:35 Crusaders vs Chiefs, AMI Stadium, Chch
>Sun 30 July
00:30 Lions vs Hurricanes, Ellis Park, Jo'burg
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Mighty chiefs
Not Blues' year after all lads.
I highly doubt it, you're too much of a pussy
Crusaders tttt
$20 on the saffa
Haha yeah m8
*pisses on self*
Which flight are you on
Scott Roberson's a good bloke, gave my dad free tickets back at Lancaster.
Is Laumape the hi-impact player of the year?
I am the the hi-impact player of your mum's rear to be honest
I'd tear up her carpet, if you know what I mean.
Mum died in 2015.
Well it needs tearing up and replacing to be honest, look at the state of it.
There a significant lack of irish flags about recently
They're all up on rape charges
Fairweather causals
Yeah sorry about that. Went a little too hard on her that time.
Yeah it's been nice
>Ireland are the good g-
No it was cancer.
Yes that's what I meant. I'm a qualified carpet layer lad.
Give me a throwaway email address and I will post you the details.
Also, bring a signed waiver, as I am going to stomp your head until it's as flat as Crushedchurch
Nice of the doctor to tell you that
How's the rug business lad?
Good mate, having a 50% off sale closing down sale at the moment but we're not closing down at all *devilish*
oof
shitspouter on hidings alert
Curry owner?
Somebody better film it
Christchurch is actually quite cratered tbph m8.
I'm not making a fucking email. Just post it here. Literally no difference unless you're scared
>no footy till saturday
Just hurry up and meet so you can fuck already faggots
Only when I get indian takeaways.
Saw a billboard up for the Hamilton Sevens today. Still don't understand why it's in fucking Hamilton.
Because that's as high as they can count lad.
Because Wellington is a shithole.
Should I send the queen of /rug/ a cheeky email asking if I can post her pictures here?
>tfw you will never see a match at Lancaster Park ever again
Makes me sad tbf
kys instead
not sure why its not in a different city each year. who the fuck wants to go to hamilton anyways
Sevens should exclusively be played at suburban grounds with hills. Playing sevens in actual stadiums is retarded.
That's where they went wrong with the global tens in Brisbane. Rather than having it at Suncorp where it was hot as fuck and all you could do was watch the rugby they should have had it at BASEDllymore where there are practice fields and a big park and shit right nearby.
Park a couple of good trucks and set up some festival style booze tents and suddenly you've got the sporting event of the summer.
The biggest problem with the Wellington Sevens was the alcohol restrictions. Before they were set in place the Sevens was GOAT, nobody cared afterward.
Pretty sure the same thing happened with the Auckland Nines.
kek
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Beavers on crowd gies wild lads.
Fuck he's a lad.
If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all.
Eat shit numbnuts
What is your problem?
(You)
Why are the poosaders such softcocks lads?
>spewsaders
>spewgayders
Lamb Curry for dinner. (You)?
Only slants take photos of food.
You a Korean bitch or something?
No I am a BSK. Nice try though. PS. What's for dinner?
check out my hot new meme lads
>furrycanes
>people have fun
>some have too much fun
>those same people cause a few problems once they leave the event
>the local council say they need to change things to keep the event and their booze license
>rinse and repeat until event is un-fun
This is the life cycle of every event
>you now remember that guy from your team who would inexplicably spew during every game
Pretty sure he's an engineer now lads.
Bad meme, but I appreciate the effort that you put into this
Thanks it took 5 minutes
Scotland
is
Classic
Hmmm
Scotland is classic.
Made me think.
Is skuds the d rose of rugby? Dude seems like a shell of himself
Who is D Rose
No because Rose is actually good.
Holy freaking crud kys
Cmon, he was our best winger during during rwc2015
Go to bed Mrs Milner-Skudder
Legit had no idea who you were talking about. Had completely forgotten that nms existed.
Skuds sounds like the sort of nickname that Damien "skuddz" Mckenzie would give himself.
>skuddz
it's "skuxx" and only we can use that word, not you
kexx
*dabxx*
Went to intermediate with Ngani. Man was a box back then too
new zealand is my city
New Zealand is a country lad.
>He doesn't live in New Zealand, New Zealand.
Tauranga should secede from poo peeland
Did Jackson and Olding do it?
You gonna greet me with some doughnuts before I stomp you to death at Auckland International, lad?
Sure. Even prisoners on death row are allowed a last meal I suppose
I hope the doughnuts are not as stale as your banter.
Although, I guess I should set the expectations to low given that it is a person of your caliber.
Set them as low as your fat body will be when I'm done with you. 6feet under should do.
Nah bet it was some drunk slut they banged and now she's crying rape.
Does a less athletic looking player exist today?
>Spews at the beginning of the match
>Doesn't give a fuck and goes on to help his team win the game
Salesi Ma'afu.
Using a back is cheating.
Lol.
Lol.
>le "30 seconds of play for 3 minutes of ads" ball
Meh, the best team (the Patriots) runs a hurry up offense most of the time and often have 12-14 play drives. TV coverage often can't even show replays because they hike the ball for the next play so fast (not that they would show a replay when they can let you know what's coming up on 60 Minutes instead).
So? That's one team out of like 30
doesn't take for the fact that broadcasts last for like 3-4 hours when the entire game takes maybe 1-2 hours
And the amount of standing around the players do as part of the game is criminal
>start move
>either QB passes or runs it
>if you're lucky the receiver catches or the runner enters into space
>more often than not the ball is dropped/tackled player
>stand around for another minute or two while ads play
>repeat for 4 hours
the only players who actually do any work the majority of the time are the big Hodors up front, and they're just pushing up against other Hodors
>3 minutes of ads
I think you're being more than generous there.
Didn't want to upset the american. I like my house, I don't want to see it bombed by a drone
hue
kek
The banter between Sharks lad and G£$ is the best thing going on in this poomunity right now