UFC 214 Saturday
/heem/ - Break Bones Edition
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>MMA fans
Bork want Jones
I think the mind control and subversion tactics on the internet through meme warfare are finally getting to people. On torrent sites I always see blacked at the top.
More like
>whitebois
What is this?
A SUCC for ants?!
I can't believe we're this close to the Succ'ning.
They better have fluids on standby Saturday night, because Jon is going to be completely drained.
Aye! *slaps* LOOK ALIVE!
You the boxing guy?
YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Will the SUCC happen during the fight or after?
>tfw called the eye doctor twice
>tfw the bitch at the appointment desk picks up and asks me how she can help me
>tfw she fucking hangs up on me when I want to schedule an appointment
If DC can manage a takedown it's fair game
What if he goes for the standing succ?
imagine laughing and putting your hand on another man's hand
*GADOOSH*
t.never trained
Who was he sperging out to btw?
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UFC 182 had an impressive 800k buyrate. Co-main event was Cerrone vs Jury.
How many PPVs will 214 do?
lets make a current p4p cte list
1.Chris Weidman
2.Diego Sanchez
3.Eddie Alvarez
4.Nate Diaz
5.Robbie Lawler
600k
You call that a GADOOSH?
THIS is a GADOOSH
that was practically an exhibition match, should be taken off his record if you ask me
Jones will fold to DCs pressure boxing and get beaten into a cheeky 1st round RNC. Cap this.
GADOOSHED AND FLUSHED
In that case, the Chad Mendes fight shouldn't count either
Jones made Machida succ and stand, poor guy choked
No Elkins ? He slurs the most by far
You discount the Jon Eye Poke Technique at your own risk.
How can people see this and think Conor has any chance against the greatest modern boxer?
no because both fighters were taking it seriously, the first fight with nate was basically a spar, how can you lose a spar?
Damn. Machida swallowed his seed
>how can you lose a spar?
You can actually
Eddie is still with it 100% all around good guy
no, you cant, no one wins or loses a spar, it's just a practice session
Why do you have your cock in McG's ass? Is it coincidence that you're also Irish? I mean he's one of the best fighters in history and the fact that 4 out of the 5 highest PPV ever were solely because of him makes him a legend but he straight up lost to Diaz because he wasn't prepared for his height, cardio and jujitsu skills.
Not the person you're responding to but why on earth are you talking about Conor when 214 is literally days away? Conor doesn't even have an MMA fight scheduled.
>Conor vs Floyd
Cus Paddy won't shut the fuck about him.
Also when is Conor gonna fight Khabibi?
How is Floyd going to eyepoke him with boxing gloves on?
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small razorblades in the gloves
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Unfortunately the eyepokes didn't effect the outcome of the fight
Explain that image to me buddeh
youtube.com
explain this heem
When Khalabeen proves he's a professional and can make weight. If he survives Ferguson.
legit thought it was actually conor at the beginning
What an ugly mother fucker. Cross eyed bitch
Jorge takes Tyrons belt
And yet, he produced a goddess.
>le split decision man
Point to the split decision
>doesnt get tested by usada for an upcoming fight for once
>suddenly as jacked as romero
well he isnt even trying to deny roid use anymore lmaoo
I really hope Reneau beats GDR, her last fight's decision pissed me off and I hate GDR already so I'm worried about this fight
>le eyepoke win
jorgay is done
Eyepoke so bad it gave Gunnar bad striking defence for all his previous fights
Imagine paying for PPVs when they're free online.
Does anyone know some good website to download or watch in streaming for free the recents UFC shows?
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>posts the same fight
Imagine scouring the internet for a delayed stream that disconnects constantly and isn't even in true HD.
Well I guess you would know about being done
I swear to God the UFC wants people to actively start eyepoking.
>Kick to the groin
timeout
>12-6 elbow
disqualification
>permanently incapacitate someone with eye poke
NOPE CARRY ON
Retarded. Even an accidental eye poke should be instant -2 points, with a second eye poke disqualification. How can you even fight when you're seeing double.
Moreover, the UFC should be able to undo judge decisions if they later find eye pokes when reviewing tapes
Pedo
Imagine being this inept.
Imagine bragging about using 480p reddit streams
I can afford to watch it on an 80 inch television with my friends and family.
Why would I have any of his other fights
3/10
Jorge takes Wonderboys kick to the face and gets slept
Nonce
>the cheesecake factory in california
i wonder if cynthia was their waitress
Damn she's cute
>continue reading
>mfw
t. scot-irish
Imagine asking friends for money to pay for something at your house. Imagine constantly needing the best...80 inch TV...true HD..you're human trash and I hope you die in a car crash or from heart failure today.
>Imagine asking friends for money
I don't do this. I can afford it myself.
For me, it's Aspen Ladd
>old enough to bleed
Glover's gotta be in the Top 10 after what Rumble and Gus did to him.
No chance, recovery too good
Gunnar lost cause he has bad striking defense, get over it already lol
For sure since Strikeforce my guy
>implying he'd be able to survive a T-Wood bomb
no he lost because >argentine strategy = 4 """accidental""" eye pokes
guy was literally seeing double from 10 seconds into the fight
you'd have bad striking defense if you got your eye poked 4 times too
He got heem'd my guy, I know it's tough to accept but you need to accept it
Bisping is an icon. A true legend, honestly GOAT caliber. A classy guy outside the octagon. Very misunderstood buddeh
CORALSPRINGS what's going on? Want to go for a jog?
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Max UV Index: 10 (Extreme)
Nope nope nope nope nope
He leaped chin out hands down by his side. That has nothing to do with eyepokes which he fought through
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>that sound
Japanese grannies beware.
>He leaped chin out hands down by his side.
literally where, did you get your eyes poked too? He got caught mid-hook
The entire fight. That's literally how Gunnar always fights.
He got knocked out cold because he was the inferior fighter. Crying about it changes nothing
AVENGE MY HONOR!
>mario "if they die, they die" yamasaki
YOU ARE GREAT AT READING FROM THE TELEPROMPTER BUT THE CHIN HAS TO BE TUCKED IN