/heem/ - Break Bones Edition

UFC 214 Saturday

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>MMA fans

Bork want Jones

I think the mind control and subversion tactics on the internet through meme warfare are finally getting to people. On torrent sites I always see blacked at the top.

More like

>whitebois

What is this?

A SUCC for ants?!

I can't believe we're this close to the Succ'ning.

They better have fluids on standby Saturday night, because Jon is going to be completely drained.

Aye! *slaps* LOOK ALIVE!

You the boxing guy?

YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Will the SUCC happen during the fight or after?

>tfw called the eye doctor twice
>tfw the bitch at the appointment desk picks up and asks me how she can help me
>tfw she fucking hangs up on me when I want to schedule an appointment

If DC can manage a takedown it's fair game

youtube.com/watch?v=O-srTvXH5bo

What if he goes for the standing succ?

imagine laughing and putting your hand on another man's hand

*GADOOSH*

t.never trained

Who was he sperging out to btw?

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UFC 182 had an impressive 800k buyrate. Co-main event was Cerrone vs Jury.

How many PPVs will 214 do?

lets make a current p4p cte list

1.Chris Weidman
2.Diego Sanchez
3.Eddie Alvarez
4.Nate Diaz
5.Robbie Lawler

600k

You call that a GADOOSH?

THIS is a GADOOSH

that was practically an exhibition match, should be taken off his record if you ask me

Jones will fold to DCs pressure boxing and get beaten into a cheeky 1st round RNC. Cap this.

GADOOSHED AND FLUSHED

In that case, the Chad Mendes fight shouldn't count either

Jones made Machida succ and stand, poor guy choked

No Elkins ? He slurs the most by far

You discount the Jon Eye Poke Technique at your own risk.

How can people see this and think Conor has any chance against the greatest modern boxer?

no because both fighters were taking it seriously, the first fight with nate was basically a spar, how can you lose a spar?

Damn. Machida swallowed his seed

>how can you lose a spar?
You can actually

Eddie is still with it 100% all around good guy

no, you cant, no one wins or loses a spar, it's just a practice session

Why do you have your cock in McG's ass? Is it coincidence that you're also Irish? I mean he's one of the best fighters in history and the fact that 4 out of the 5 highest PPV ever were solely because of him makes him a legend but he straight up lost to Diaz because he wasn't prepared for his height, cardio and jujitsu skills.

Not the person you're responding to but why on earth are you talking about Conor when 214 is literally days away? Conor doesn't even have an MMA fight scheduled.

>Conor vs Floyd

Cus Paddy won't shut the fuck about him.

Also when is Conor gonna fight Khabibi?

How is Floyd going to eyepoke him with boxing gloves on?

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small razorblades in the gloves

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Unfortunately the eyepokes didn't effect the outcome of the fight

Explain that image to me buddeh

youtube.com/watch?v=O-srTvXH5bo


explain this heem

When Khalabeen proves he's a professional and can make weight. If he survives Ferguson.

legit thought it was actually conor at the beginning

What an ugly mother fucker. Cross eyed bitch

Jorge takes Tyrons belt

And yet, he produced a goddess.

>le split decision man

Point to the split decision

>doesnt get tested by usada for an upcoming fight for once
>suddenly as jacked as romero
well he isnt even trying to deny roid use anymore lmaoo

I really hope Reneau beats GDR, her last fight's decision pissed me off and I hate GDR already so I'm worried about this fight

>le eyepoke win

jorgay is done

Eyepoke so bad it gave Gunnar bad striking defence for all his previous fights

Imagine paying for PPVs when they're free online.

Does anyone know some good website to download or watch in streaming for free the recents UFC shows?

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>posts the same fight

Imagine scouring the internet for a delayed stream that disconnects constantly and isn't even in true HD.

Well I guess you would know about being done

I swear to God the UFC wants people to actively start eyepoking.

>Kick to the groin
timeout

>12-6 elbow
disqualification

>permanently incapacitate someone with eye poke
NOPE CARRY ON

Retarded. Even an accidental eye poke should be instant -2 points, with a second eye poke disqualification. How can you even fight when you're seeing double.

Moreover, the UFC should be able to undo judge decisions if they later find eye pokes when reviewing tapes

Pedo

Imagine being this inept.

Imagine bragging about using 480p reddit streams

I can afford to watch it on an 80 inch television with my friends and family.

Why would I have any of his other fights

3/10

Jorge takes Wonderboys kick to the face and gets slept

Nonce

>the cheesecake factory in california
i wonder if cynthia was their waitress

Damn she's cute
>continue reading
>mfw

t. scot-irish

Imagine asking friends for money to pay for something at your house. Imagine constantly needing the best...80 inch TV...true HD..you're human trash and I hope you die in a car crash or from heart failure today.

>Imagine asking friends for money
I don't do this. I can afford it myself.

For me, it's Aspen Ladd

>old enough to bleed

Glover's gotta be in the Top 10 after what Rumble and Gus did to him.

No chance, recovery too good

Gunnar lost cause he has bad striking defense, get over it already lol

For sure since Strikeforce my guy

>implying he'd be able to survive a T-Wood bomb

no he lost because >argentine strategy = 4 """accidental""" eye pokes

guy was literally seeing double from 10 seconds into the fight

you'd have bad striking defense if you got your eye poked 4 times too

youtu.be/6J8I9XgwfmU?t=1m44s

He got heem'd my guy, I know it's tough to accept but you need to accept it

Bisping is an icon. A true legend, honestly GOAT caliber. A classy guy outside the octagon. Very misunderstood buddeh

CORALSPRINGS what's going on? Want to go for a jog?

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Max UV Index: 10 (Extreme)

Nope nope nope nope nope

He leaped chin out hands down by his side. That has nothing to do with eyepokes which he fought through

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>that sound

Japanese grannies beware.

>He leaped chin out hands down by his side.
literally where, did you get your eyes poked too? He got caught mid-hook

The entire fight. That's literally how Gunnar always fights.

He got knocked out cold because he was the inferior fighter. Crying about it changes nothing

AVENGE MY HONOR!

>mario "if they die, they die" yamasaki

YOU ARE GREAT AT READING FROM THE TELEPROMPTER BUT THE CHIN HAS TO BE TUCKED IN