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We should send pictures of Alan to Tim
600 calories short of my goal for today. got the shits though so im thinking of just going to bed and trying to sleep them off.
good point
only people who should be handling bleach are poles and your house staff
anime
>abandon her kid
that's not the usual womanly way, thus making that scenario less likely.
Does she speak ameican?
me
american isnt a language you wool
She has already all but abandoned him. He lives with his dad 7 days a week. Yeah she speaks good english (been with the dad for 6 years)
do NOT barrack and harass Tim
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phoned the weedman and he phoned me back on my old number the mong
>tfw I'm probably close to a foot taller than Alan
feels good knowing he'd instinctively cower around me and fear to hold my gaze for more than a few seconds at a time haha
0.25mg clonaz down the gullet
we should send pictures of alan to the gendarme
first
STATELY, PLUMP BUCK MULLIGAN CAME FROM THE STAIRHEAD, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressing gown, ungirdled, was sustained gently-behind him by the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned:
-- Introibo ad altare Dei.
Halted, he peered down the dark winding stairs and called up coarsely:
-- Come up, Kinch. Come up, you fearful jesuit.
Solemnly he came forward and mounted the round gunrest. He faced about and blessed gravely thrice the tower, the surrounding country and the awaking mountains. Then, catching sight of Stephen Dedalus, he bent towards him and made rapid crosses in the air, gurgling in his throat and shaking his head. Stephen Dedalus, displeased and sleepy, leaned his arms on the top of the staircase and looked coldly at the shaking gurgling face that blessed him, equine in its length, and at the light untonsured hair, grained and hued like pale oak.
Buck Mulligan peeped an instant under the mirror and then covered the bowl smartly.
-- Back to barracks, he said sternly.
He added in a preacher's tone:
-- For this, O dearly beloved, is the genuine Christine: body and soul and blood and ouns. Slow music, please. Shut your eyes, gents. One moment. A little trouble about those white corpuscles. Silence, all.
He peered sideways up and gave a long low whistle of call, then paused awhile in rapt attention, his even white teeth glistening here and there with gold points. Chrysostomos. Two strong shrill whistles answered through the calm.
-- Thanks, old chap, he cried briskly. That will do nicely. Switch off the current, will you?
>Having to trim your pubes yourself.
>Not going to dirt cheap wacing parlors to get them waxed
>and paying your pack of cigarettes 10€ btw
Belowing, howling, grunting and roaring
nah mental illness aside he's a narcissistic and arrogant twat who deserves to be harassed
It's not harassment, it's comforting, we'll tell him, pretending to be Alan, that we're watching him, we know all about him, and we're protecting him, making sure he's safe and that
Ola
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not sure how I feel about doing that, worried that people at the parlor would laugh at how big my willy is
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iphone 8 will be all screen lads
she's such a fucking slag
me on the right
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so they're only 3 years behind samsung then
wonder when they will get curved edges
>worried that people at the parlor would laugh at how big my willy is
>laugh at how big my willy is
>big
There are no "people", just a very nice lady who is trained to be be non-judgemental and wax pubes godlessly (the less attractive and older, the better).
you're a bit of a psycho aren't you?
Kys fatty
The London Experience
why does she look so tall? she's 5'8 yet looks huge
state of the shit lisicki's been posting
most women are
poutine mentioned
see what I mean? one mention of my big willy and already I'm getting laughed at
better a woman does it, cute lad and my willy would poke his eye out
part and parcel
Deano on the left
Tarquin on the right mocking Deano's nouveau riche taste
unironically please post a pic
im kind of 'in heat' atm and i really need to see it~
haha FUCK womyn
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The cousin has landed a role in a hollywood film lads
>reddit spacing between greentext
grim
I had that face in my angry files.
gonna start walking around and splashing people so they shit it thinking it's acid
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'd
*splashes you with acid*
Send him a green card instead
london; the state of
smuglaughingpepe.png
lol do it with alkaline
that way they'll have to throw acid on themselves to neutralise it
i fuckin love science!
what did you have for dinner boys?
yeah I saw that
can't believe he got the role of Random man walking the street #2483
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I've got some of Tim's bio-oil on it
Anyway, your turn, you post a pic x
>avoiding any mandem holding a lucozade bottle
The London Experience
I get around in my BMW Z4 and drive down beautiful country lanes in perfect solitude, air con gently blowing in my face, cushioned on leather seats, listening to my own music, going at my own pace. Bliss.
Londoners get around in pic related, packed like curried sardines next to Rasheed with a vial of acid in his hand and Jamal with a knife in his, grime music and the Islamic call to prayer blasting in my ear, the whole place reeking of curry and sweat, then off onto an even more packed and even more smelly bus.
Makes you think!
rice, peas, carrots and grilled chicken
as evidenced by the trip code
you'll find aposematism isn't strictly limited to women
What the fuck does this even mean
Caught a few fish this morning lads
Would you approach her?
want to slap her fat tits around while she cries
leftypol benders need to fuck off
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Caught a few crabs from your sister this morning desu
That's a really nice willy. not even gay or anything.
captcha: puccini road
whenever i eat at mcdonalds i always stuff my fries in my burger and eat them all together in the burger
game of thrones vs lord of the rings
strawpoll.me
catch this
*splashes your face with sulfuric acid*
Regret not trying my chance at an acting career tbdesu. I have a very expressive face, emotional intelligence, and a great physique, presence and voice.
it means you should fuck off back to leftypol kiddo
Link me to a good documentary on youtube
no
fuck off deano
probably not.
i tend to approach 6/10 girls maximum.
grrr, fucking hate womyn me, despise them I do, shallow cunts, can never get any, love beautiful men though, have hundreds of pics of them, not gay or anything though
*takes a whiff* thread's got that yank smell
hmm maybe she should ask a guy if he wants a drink
fucking women always want the easy do nothing role
stupid runt
>tfw too beautiful for anyone to be interested in me
I don't acknowledge or approach women because the notion that I would be able to enter into a relationship is so completely out of the question.
When I see a cute girl I just think "yeah she's cute" then carry on doing whatever.
love girls with a shaven head
Oh my God please go for it, if it works out you could be a superstar, if it doesn't you've got nothing to lose, I can honestly see you having a bright future in film.
same
manchild
deanos are mainly apolitical you stupid leftypol newcunt
don't even know my gimmicks, get out of my general
Wow rude
elite behavior
i dont approach, i get approached (by 5/10s)
>being this new
come on mate
dont care what you think. they go better in the burger
thanks lad x
captcha: calle calle
It's an advantage to be gay in this day and age
that doesn't count, ive seen that picture before
take a new picture
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