Have you been a good guy?
Have you been a good guy?
I've been a good little goy all year
4U
If I take that beard off will you lose your Christmas spirit?
2nd bost best bost
it would be extremely naughty
You're a jolly guy
FIRST ONE TO BRING ME MILK AND COOKIES GETS TO STAY ON MY NICE LIST
For Yule
4U
for yule
Lotta loyalty for a hired elf.
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a sleigh?
based Sup Forums
TELL ME ABOUT SANTA
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE HAT?
TELL ME ABOUT RUDOLPH! WHY DOES HE GUIDE THE SLEIGH?
TELL ME ABOUT RUDOLPH
A LOT OF LIGHT FOR A RED NOSED REINDEER
STOCKING, I SAID STOCKING!
HO HO HO 4U
Now is not the time for fireworks, that comes later.
Thanks Sup Forums
you don't get to bring presents
FIRST ONE TO BE NICE GETS TO STAY ON MY SLEIGH!
Fuck Christmas
THEY EXPECT ONE OF US ON THE NAUGHTY LIST BROTHER
LOOK AT THIS NAUGHTY-HEAD
When the Christmas tree is ashes, you have my permission to insult the holidays.
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the plane
Not a creature was stirring, not even Bane
The flight plan was filed with the agency with care
CIA knowing the hostages wouldn’t all reach there
The prisoners were kneeling with bags on their heads
With visions of sleighbells and crashing sleds
And CIA in his polo, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap
When out on the clouds there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the seat to see what was the matter.
Away to the aisle I flew like a flash,
Tore open the seatbelt and turned in a dash
After shouting and shooting, and questions of Bane
One interrupted Wilson, with self-satisfied disdain
When, what, from under a hood should appear,
But a man, with a mask, and soon it was clear
Bigger than average, but still under detain,
I knew in a moment it must have been Bane
More rapid than eagles CIA’s surprise came,
And he pointed, and shouted, and called him by name
“Bane?” he gasped, with shock and surprise
As he realised his flightplan hadn’t included this guise
How vital was the mask, CIA began to wonder
When it would soon sink in he had made such a blunder
Pain would occur, although the target unclear
Until Bane interjected with CIA’s biggest fear
For when told he was a big guy, Bane responded with glee
That CIA feeling glum is how it would be
But then from behind, another plane appeared in the distance
with Bane adding that he needed Pavel’s assistance
The plan was to crash, with all on board
Presents and all, with Bane’s freedom restored
So Bane sprang from his seat, to his team gave a shout,
And down they all slid into his masterplanned rout
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he rose out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
Well congratulations, you got yourself a present. now whats the next step of your master plan?
If I take the beard off, will you yule?
...
Tell me about the Grinch. Why does he wear the fake Santa outfit?
YOU ARE A BIG COAL
[grabs another elf]
SANTA: Tell me about The Grinch! Why does he hate Christmas? A lot of loyalty, for a hired elf!
THE GRINCH: Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would add a man to the naughty list before throwing him out of a sleigh?
SANTA: At least you can talk. Who are you?
THE GRINCH: It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is your toys. No one cared who I was until I put on the hat.
SANTA: If I pull that off, would you save Christmas?
THE GRINCH: It would be extremely joyful.
SANTA: You're a jolly guy!
THE GRINCH: For you
>Tell me about Santy. How come I've never seen him even when I stay up really late?
Why is Santa always depicted as a big guy?
GRINCH?
Santa refused our cookies in favor of yours
we had to find out what he brought you
Fall Over Retard! Yule Of Urchins!
>THE GOOD LIST I JUST FILED WITH THE GROTTO LISTS SMEE, MYMEN, DR PAVALIER, BUTTON LEE, JUAN OVYU.
Merry Crashmas big guy
for you.