Eternal /trb/

[Leo Brown]

Previously on /trb/: Useful Football Manager related links: pastebin.com/UHcJ6hvP

Macca's official /trb/ database
2015:
>pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
2016:
>pastebin.com/7e3Vv0ap

youtube.com/watch?v=9W44NWYwa1g

[Aiden Gonzalez]

Where is my qt?

[Jackson Jones]

here you are.

[Charles Watson]

lucky...

[Ethan Thompson]

>tfw too late for my own qt

j-just like real life

[Kayden Adams]

fug too late

[Xavier White]

>low acceleration regens
I pity you.

[Nicholas Young]

f-fuck off Im sick of spanish people. stay in your own country

[Josiah Wright]

wow I thought you british people were nice and educated

[Mason Allen]

...

[Nathan Sullivan]

There's no reason to act nice and educated to you.

[Josiah Johnson]

t. Frenchfag, Destroyer of OPs, Builder of Text Walls.

[Ayden Gutierrez]

frenchbro is the best poster here

[Ryder White]

You always give a good spread

[Charles Barnes]

>Destroyer
Of your autism for absurdly clean yet impractical garbage. Just like Applefags who will defend to death the absence of a 1/4" jack input on the iPhone.

[Luis Diaz]

i would eat her on toast

[Nicholas Smith]

Yes, yes, but only when we are talking about FM. He the worst thread creator after Norbro and an average memer.

pic related

[Jordan Powell]

reminder to always set a recall clause for players you loan out.

[Dylan Price]

>set a recall clause for players you loan out.
It's on by default.

[Nolan Evans]

Not in every case tBh.

[Lucas Brown]

Mouse double-clicking is a frequent sign that it's dying and you should change it.

[Charles Long]

w-what?

[John Martin]

I love it when players randomly stop pursuing their opponent who has the ball and is running towards their penalty area.

[Henry Wilson]

Is it a bad idea to use a CM as a DLP(D) with an AMC as AP(S) in a 4-2-3-1?

[Chase Davis]

What the fuck is this bullshit.

[Eli Nelson]

Will he get Benzema'd?

[Zachary Richardson]

He's one of my best players

[Cameron Martinez]

>the city of City

[Elijah Lewis]

>Benoi(s)t

The dogs are in the enclosed pool area.

[Austin Campbell]

It was one of the two Hernandez brothers who pulled that one on his U21 manager. He just went on holidays even though he was called up and even posted a picture of himself laying around. Apparently he now wants to be called-up for Spain. Lopetegui was asked about it, he said that he's not eligible for Spain and hence, he doesn't give a shit.

[Ayden Long]

It was Theo I think, afaik he can still be called for Spain since he has only been in non-senior teams for France.
Also I was saying "Benzema'd" as in "never called again for the NT".

[David Nelson]

Considering his low morale, I think his mother is dying or something.

[Sebastian Edwards]

Yes

[Ryder Rivera]

>Switzerland

[Joseph Martinez]

fantasy.premierleague.com
fantasy.premierleague.com
fantasy.premierleague.com

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Remember to join lads

[Dominic Lee]

>passionate
>concentrate

concede goal

[Owen Anderson]

Genoa literally has bought a player for 10m while remaining in Serie B with me.. Meanwhile I broke my own transfer record with 230k. This is going to be a looooooooong season

[Justin Rodriguez]

fucking cunts

[Angel Thomas]

iktfb

[Jonathan Collins]

The actual question is does Lopetegui wants to be associated with any of the Hernandez brothers.

Meanwhile, while he has been called-up for France, Laporte still can play for Spain since he hasn't played in official matches yet.

[Ian Taylor]

>33k capacity
>EPL
Just retire.

[William Ross]

r8 him lads

[Ayden Nelson]

time to move to a different team

[Cooper Jenkins]

hoping mou does exactly that tbqh
i won a fucking CL for them and they give me this

[Tyler Williams]

Laporte would be a good steal alongside Theo tBh.
You guys can keep Lucas.

I won 11 or 12 UCLs for Tenerife and they fired me when I asked for a new Stadium.

[Robert Lee]

kek

[Ayden Hughes]

Honestly I don't want a "Xavier Lukhas Stadium". Perhaps "Lukhas Arena would be somewhat decent.
>tfw they name it after that Nepalese striker who did two excellent seasons
I would literally have no face, worse than Slovenia disregarding me as a manager because I was in Thailand.

>Wanting shitheads
>Ever
Do/did you also rate Nasri or something?

[Aiden Foster]

>striker already had two natural 10's this season and it's not even the end of the year
>17 goals in 9 league matches

[Jose Sanders]

r8 my team pls

But Lucas is the shithead right? What has Theo done?

[Cameron Green]

new youth candidates, in lets see what wonderkids I got...

>mfw

[Jayden Mitchell]

Well, post the best one at least

[Cameron Jenkins]

I just told you: Absent without Notice from the U-21 team. He didn't say jack shit about it, he just never came.

[Jackson Diaz]

...

[Andrew Long]

But that isn't a problem for us since he did it so he can be elected by Spain.

[Benjamin Barnes]

HOYD for what its worth too

[Dylan Hill]

>October 1st
>half the games played
20 game leagues are comfy

[Jackson Garcia]

Your midfield is shocking and I bet your bench is worse.

[Aaron Turner]

>But that isn't a problem
It is, no matter how you want to spin it. It's like accepting to buy a Casual player because he skipped practice to join your club: he's still fucking Casual, whether he did it to come to your club doesn't change anything. If I was OM's president I wouldn't have signed Payet either for the same reason.

[Camden Mitchell]

He's not that terrible, but I'd definitely not use him as a striker.

[Benjamin Cox]

I think GOAT CMs/DMs are my favourite type of players in the game

[Oliver Long]

He isn't a striker and he isn't a creator either. With 3.5 stars it means he could b serviceable for the first team. Tutor him, train him hard and pray for a miracle, but it isn't likely.

[Isaac Reed]

I really don't like poor passers in midfield. But if you could get that up he could be the most amazing midfielder ever.

[Austin Rodriguez]

tfw play better with 10 men than with 11

[Noah Anderson]

I've got a story about SI that you can believe or not

> working at SI as a tester in late 00s
> vague word around the office about a secret new project
> Sega wanted in on the Nintendo DS market
> FM was nowhere near feasible on DS because the hardware was so weak
> SI came up with an idea for a game where you control a player's life and career
> stupid stuff, basically The Sims crossed with Be A Pro, although there wasn't any actual football gaming in it - just a series of decisions to make on and off the pitch
> get drunkenly talking about it at Christmas party with one of the testing managers
> development's stalled because the programmer on it (it was only one guy) is refusing to program for the possibility of gay relationships

I can't remember what it was going to be called but it never appeared because apparently it was absolutely terrible and SI managed to convince Sega they couldn't do anything worthwhile on DS

[Ethan Walker]

>watch video on female handegg
>not bad, maybe a bit preachy
>zoom in on underboob
>"yeah, you just shat all over your "w-we're not like them lingerie footballers" schtick"
>cuts to muslim putting helmet on
>Swedish flag on it
>tfw need stupid stereotypes to bring my back to this heckhole

[Bentley Garcia]

I think Mike wants me to save my life

[Ryder Fisher]

>winter break twice the length of the summer break
I sure am gonna be hitting space a lot

[William Barnes]

go on holiday

[Adrian Morgan]

>win 8-2
>accidentally pick "that was a bit of a let off" in the post-match team talk

[Easton Martin]

>concede 2
>accidentally
your subconscious is a better manager than you

[Hudson Perry]

>conceding 2
that WAS a bit of a let off

[Jaxon Barnes]

Well, it was 2-2 at half time.

[Blake Thompson]

>not being up 8-0 at HT so you can put the youngsters out for an entire half

[Easton Clark]

I would've picked "wonder why we can't always play like that".

[Ryder Scott]

Are strikerless tactics really that OP? I'm kinda tempted to try it out.

[Tyler Walker]

They're not OP but they are good and easy to use since AMC roles are easier to use properly than striker roles

[Daniel Allen]

Take a classic 4-1-2-3 with a F9 on top and IFs on eaither side, Guardiola-style. Now replace your F9 with a Shadow Striker. Bingo, strikerless football.

[Landon Wood]

>that was a bit of a let off
>one of the players that did well looked to switch off
>tell him he did really well
>defenders who also did quite well look demotivated
>tell the defenders they were crucial to the win
>all midfielders look to switch off
>tell the midfielders they were crucial for the win as well
>every player looks demotivated, confused and some are angry
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SAAAAVE MEEEEEE

[Colton Miller]

leave the individual praise for the post-match private chat

[Jose Lopez]

>5 starting players away on international duty, missing 4 league matches and 2 CL qualifying matches

[Chase Long]

>Norrkoping

[Brayden Garcia]

I see.

Barca style 4-3-3 have always been my preferred style of choice in FM games, but wingers. even IF's are garbage level this year, and I haven't been able to get them working in any capacity. I guess I'll try making the 3 up front into just 3 Shadow Strikers then.

[Brandon Clark]

> Woodwork: 5

What kind of fuckery is this?

[Alexander Wright]

get better youths

[Aaron Parker]

You must have made the RNG gods mad.

[Cooper Powell]

Hit another one in the second half.

[Kevin Ross]

Hat-trick on debut. Could be worse, I guess.

[Jaxson Ward]

>Has started 4 straight games
>Unhappy: wants more first team football

[Parker Jones]

that jamaican physio girl has a fat ass

[Matthew Martin]

>Americans so afraid of losing they have to break opposition gk's hand
Disgusting

[Thomas Torres]

...

[Parker Torres]

>them arrows
My fucking dick

[Anthony Rodriguez]

Iceland lol

[Brody Jenkins]

????

[Asher Scott]

>goatidore

[Josiah Smith]

thank you for embarrassing the one country that think they matter when it comes to soccer.

[Andrew Green]

breaking hands and breaking hearts.

[Brayden Long]

yw

[Nicholas Jenkins]

>dempsey

[Kayden Lewis]

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