Vagina, big dicks and periods, amirite ladies?

>Vagina, big dicks and periods, amirite ladies?

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So funny, women are funny.

Women are funny get over it

LITTLE

>isn't it wrong how guys body shame us? By the way I raped a guy with a small dick lol

Hahaha women will forever be inferior. Whoever this is, she is living proof

get over it

When woman's comedy is only funny to women you quickly realize why men don't find it funny. Male comedians seems to have no issue appealing to both sexes.

So smart and funny

>report, I'm not a robot, submit. Am I right fellow mras?

You said it sistah!
[laughing tear in eyes emoji]

Ali Wong isn't funny at all.

Superior asian comedic genius: Samantha Wan

It's funny because you pic is an example of copying style. Just like she is doing to Sarah Silverman

WHITE

Women are smart and funny . Get over it

MARSHMALLOW

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII(Black dicks are huge N shit)IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS

Is it bad i like female comedians who talk mad shit about guys?

I guess that makes Ali Wong a man.

Esther Ku fucking stinks on ice.

Am I the only one that gets pissed at "get over it" even on here where it is posted ironically?

DUDE SHOES

...

SHOES LMAO

those perfect abs

I law awake at night attempting to get over women being funny.

DUDE HPV LMAO!

i opened her Netflix special expecting to hate and abandon it within minutes, but it was actually pretty okay

she's funny, honest, and insightful

youtu.be/PZq2QRZGJdU?t=2560

she also said something about hating whenever she sees 18 year old girls because she's seething with envy over their pussies being dripping wet all the time, top kek

it's probably not for everyone but don't automatically assume it's shit until you watch some of it

I respect her but I don't think she's funnier than most male comics, and I don't think any female comic will every be funnier than George Carlin or Dave Chappelle

that being said, I also find Amy Schumer funny as well :^)

Every day I wish Patrice was still alive. And those psychopaths Otto & George.

They should make a movie about a terrible comedian who then cross dresses to look like a woman and becomes a hugely successful stand up and everyone kisses his ass

King of Comedy 2:

We got a lifetime's worth of Patrice to listen to anyway, man

I had a few good chuckles while watching it
but I think its because I know someone who is half asian, short, and sleeps around a lot so I just envisioned her doing the whole thing

When I first heard of Ali Wong I seriously had the thought "I wonder what Patrice would feel about this"

And then I remembered Giraldo was dead, too. Sucks for them. Sucks for us.

>americanized asian women

is there a more unattractive demographic? ugly, cultureless, self-hating, social leech cunts

Thats because 'mens' humor is just humor. Alot of their jokes and stories are made off of real world obsvervations and they go off that.

Women comics just sort of makes jokes that they and their girlfriends find funny. Also women think excessive self-deprication is funny. "Im such a slut lol". Its not.

Its because all women relate to being sluts

Yeah I thought it was a pretty good special.

Only issue is its unoriginality. But as with most things women are still in the minority. I'm really confused when people find it controversial to say that men are usually better in most fields. Men by definition have 10-15x more testosterone than women as well as different brains: this is what makes men more violent as well as more risk taking, ambitious, etc. So because of that you inevitably end up with more male losers as well as more male winners in fields like comedy among others.

It seems a lot less likely to believe that there's some sort of sexist conspiracy holding women down to the point that good female comedians are outnumbered roughly 12-1.

FUNNY

>tfw just listened to his story about the Subaru Outback with the Christmas tree this morning
Rip in Pepperoni, Patrician O'Neal.

everyone likes excessive self-deprication, IE old louise CK
but women don't know how to do broader stuff that doesn't involve them being sluts

This. If a male comedian makes fun of himself by calling himself a useless piece of shit etc it can be funny. Your example never has been.

Christopher Hitchens really got their almonds toasted for simply saying women aren't funny.

I miss him

Can't argue with those trips: Louise CK is also my favourite comedienne

>DUDE HPV LMAO
this passes for comedy today? what the fuck americans?

There is an episode of 30 rock dedicated to this.

avclub.com/tvclub/30-rock-stride-of-pride-86653

dude shoes lmao

bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01n3062

Watch live at the comedy store
it'll change your view on him

interesting idea

I think it's that men have a greater capacity for insecurity (not in the "I don't like how I look!" or "I don't feel physically safe in this environment" way) and self-loathing, which breeds good comedy

what she said was "don't try to shame me for having HPV; if you don't have HPV you're a fucking loser"

and as someone who has (had?) HPV I appreciated it :v)

there are funnier moments in her special, though, user

There are funny women, but I can count them on my hand and they don't do stand-up. Stand-up is only funny to me when the comedian doing it is shitting on religion, children, etc. Female comedians and women in general are afraid to take that next step into misanthrope territory because when women do it, they are a salty bitch or too much of a drag, or "only men can be this miserable" type shit. So they won't go out of the public's comfort zone which is complaining about how men make their lives worse ironically while having a boyfriend.

Honestly I am tired of hearing about domestic issues from both sides. When am I gonna see female Stanhope or Jim Jefferies?

I actually find excessive self-dep humor to be tiresome. It's irritating to listen to how much somebody's life sucks all the time.

i dont know why, but i absolutely hate stand up comedy. i cant explain it.

>Stand-up is only funny to me when the comedian doing it is shitting on religion, children, etc

She's on that Fat Housewife show on ABC. Pretty funny.

a couple years ago everybody liked it but so many comedians do it now that it's tired

Watch Tom Segura: Mostly Stories on netflix if you want a little self deprication, but completely tasteful

It was the unfortunate typo rather than Mr Szekely that was being ribbed

>big dicks

so this is why the guys on this board hate female comedians

Well it ain't stopping anytime soon so get over it]

>As opposed to "Lol my wife said my dick was small so I went to the mall cinnabun and left my kids in the parking lot xDDD"

>Stand-up

t. man with terrible sense of humor

Tom Segura's hilarious

I listen to he and his wife's podcast semi-often. She's a comedian as well and, surprise surprise, isn't very funny (though she is smart and good at setting up Tommy Boy for jokes)

>two monologues
>one regular, one vaginal
>taint
Oh my sides.

didn't know he had a podcast
will be checking that out asap

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it's also funny because the kind of guy on your picture would almost certainly be a mangina beta white-knight.

youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_U1azAgJY

shoe-fu

To be clear, it is very difficult for a woman to create characteristics on a man wrt a promise of good sex.
The size of the cock matters to women through
-the small size, which clearly no woman loves
-the thick cock, which women loves
A woman also knows that men loving to perform, men love be complimented on their performances as well as to hear that they have bigger cocks than her previous lovers
-the long cocks, which women loves to think that they could handle and seems exotic, but are good for oral and anal

The clues coming with a man about financial wealth are more deterministic than the size of the cock, because the size is clearly and advantage, but there is no evidence, through the size, about the ability of the man to make the woman cum without effort.

So yeah. women have easier access to sex, but most men are not much endowed and even the few who have thick cocks do not perform well, in short or mid term, because they think a fat cock is enough. Thank god for women
-that most women get orgasms from their clitoris
-that most men, irrespective of their physique or social background, love to eat pussy [but men are so stupid that they being by eating pussy, instead of finishing by it]

>deprication

kys grammerlets

Yep, you got him. Those are definitely the only kinds of standup styles there are.

Working hard on your thesis for you women's studies class I see.

No the other one is "I don't have a wife and kids, women suck amirite?"

Or what about puns? That seems more up your alley.

T-that's a shoop r-right?

Well the problem is that men have a need for being comedic. A man's attraction to women is build almost exclusively on her appearance so her personality, wit, confidence, etc are pretty negligible. Since a woman's idea of attraction is more multi-faceted it allows for a greater breadth of qualities.

Being able to demonstrate your communication, sense of humor, wit, quick thinking, confidence, speaking, status, etc are all evolutionarily strong abilities and all things valued by women.

So men tend to hone those abilities while women tend to stay boring and unfunny.

the only thing that matters to women is how confident you are. and even if you do have a comically small microdong there are plenty of ways to be dominant in the bedroom. also most women would never want a giant dick painfully stretching out their pussies like in porn, shit would be painful and not in the good way

im a grill btw

>that rack

i actually like iliza shelsinger's stand up, there's not a lot sjw shit, there's a lot about silly women's bullshit.

the baby cobra special from op's picture was kind of funny, it had its moments.

DUDE SHOES LMAO

Judging from the comments in this thread, nobody has actually seen any of her comedy.

additionally, men easily surround themselves with other men (who are likewise funny) and open up their sense of humor when women aren't around

actually liked her special, was pretty funny

>-that most men, irrespective of their physique or social background, love to eat pussy [but men are so stupid that they being by eating pussy, instead of finishing by it]
Oh shit I've been doing it rong

I heard her on O+J, shortly before it ended; passive aggressively throwing a spanner in the works, unnecessarily heightening the tension between Greg and Yimmy
Fuck that bitch

probably don't want to either, unless she does some chingchong stuff?

buttblasted roastie detected

she shits on feminism for ruining a good thing.

>MUH VAGINA

>ruining a good thing.
ruining what?

>See this shit on Netflix
>4 stars
Fucking Netflix audience is the worst

only time kanye was based walking right passed that cunt

>bland, unappealing looks of moonland
>despicable, self righteous personalities of america

i'm gonna say no, there ain't

This guy gets it.

strange boner 2bh

damn kanye a cold hearted killer, crushing those pig fingers with his soles like that.

That's like saying a guy had a heart attack because of sex, the heart probably wasn't doing too well anyway.
Opie is the biggest passive aggressive cunt I've ever heard and Jimmy wasn't himself around him, if anything she got them to actually be honest with each other.

Kristen Schaal is a funny actress

>a life time's worth
All running time of Patrice from his stand-up to his being on O&A to his appearances on Stern and other forms of media is summed up in a whopping 2 1/2 of content. It's not enough. It will never be enough. I'd trade the lives of 5 top comedians to get Patrice back and in perfect health.

That was some unfunny shit.

>dont slut shame me for having a disgusting disease boys XD

How women had it easy for so long not having to do anything, staying home all day and basically living a retired life with a pension plan. Then feminism came and put out the expectation they had to work.
People can not think she's funny people in this thread act more like conservative sjw's.

>implying women don't still get to do that
>implying this bitch is funny

My grandmother told me she thought it was funny. Watched 10 minutes and turned it off. She's a fucking hack.