Anybody been watching them promote passengers? They so clearly want to fuck each other

anybody been watching them promote passengers? They so clearly want to fuck each other

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they'll have sympathy sex after the movie bombs

The Ice Cube one was better.

Chris Pratt is just that good of an actor, JLaw is just that big of a whore.

but but but what about anna farris?!

youtube.com/watch?v=Q5M4KQ1EU-I

I honestly want you to look at this and study their eyes. Look at each twitch when one looks at the other. It's an interesting case study.

Is Chris Pratt our guy?
Also, almost no political bullshit from him.

you just KNOW

That's because he's not a lib

She's thirsty as fuck and he just wants to go home and shootg guns and fuck his wife.

Oh I'm sure they have multiple times on set already

That was the fakest and unfunniest thing I've ever seen in my whole

He doesn't need the publicity like most of those actors do.

Neither did RDJ

he's reddit's guy, so no

He is a libertarian

this is just a marketing stunt

Chris Pratt most likely hates Jlaw for her bitch attitude and ego

and to him, lead of Jurassic Park and GotG, billionaire box office franchises, she's not that great,

Since he can make a call and pick Aubrey Plaza while incognito, drive her to a average motel, rip her clothes off, forcefully throw her belly up on the bed, then proceed to throat fuck her face with force while pulling on her black smooth hair as she tries catch a breath from his throbbing manhood sliding in and out, in and out or her now stretched throat, while her mascara begins to run off with her eyes rolling back from the pleasure of being used a fuck toy by this 6'2" hunk of man, just to receive a final thrust which makes her feel it on the back of her throat as hot cum begins to fill her mouth and make it out through her nose, as it dribbles down into her face mixed with the sweat and deep smell of his balls which drives her into a powerful orgasm as she finger fucks herself, with her vicious pleasure screams being muffled from the thick piece of meat still lodged inside her throat, as she lays there without a thought in her mind from the pure ecstasy, she begins to feel her throat tighten again as blood flows back into his manhood, soon after the thrusting resumes as she lays there fingering her clitoris furiously, orgasm after orgasm, until almost an hour passes, her legs feel numb and her stomach full of the seed of the only man that can make her feel like woman. Spent, he pulls back his drained member as the last drops of cum flow through Aubrey's face into the puddle now the floor, she feels her throat relaxing and settles down a nap, Chris then leans in and kisses inserting his tongue on her now sore mouth, this drives Aubrey to one final rhythmical orgasm. Chris buckles his pants and tells her just as hes leaving "Next week at the same hour?", Aubrey just nods as she can't say a word from her used throat as she falls to sleep with a smile.

Is Chris Pratt a lefty?
>no
Chris Pratt being Sup Forumsack confirmed

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Yes, Christ Pratt seems bro tier and chill as fuck, but everyone here hates him because GOTG and "le reddit: the movie" meme

Would totally hang out with Christ Pratt, James Franco, Seth Rogen and Paul Rudd all at once, fuck all the jealous betas.

>leaving anna farris for Jlaw
>leaving anna faris for anyone

pratt and the other one are both so average looking.. what happened

w-where were you going with this?

he doesn't have to date or marry her, it's just banging her as a one-off at any point during their time on the road together (like all attractive male-female co stars do)

it will happen and probably already has

this sempi

>mfw receeding hair like chris pratt
>similar body type to him
>nobody finds me attractive

life is hard

>seth rogen

why? so he can smoke all your fucking weed and keep "HUHAUHAUHAUHUAHUHAUAHUHAUHUA" everytime something barely funny happens?

They clearly don't. If you're not autistic you can easily tell they are hamming it up hard to be quirky and down to earth.

Since you're on Sup Forums there's a good chance you're a cunt

She's dating Darren Aronofsky.

Lmao like Pratt would give up Anna Faris for Jennifer Lawrence. What a fuckin downgrade.

>receding hairline
JUST

you can't be serious. Lawrence isn't top tier but Anna Faris is fucking ugly

She is pure QT

she's got the derpiest fucking smile of any female celebrity, i swear to god

how do people find that attractive

>have you seen their obnoxious marketing of their shit film plastered every fucking where at every moment?

nah

>they so clearly want to fuck each other

actually they have zero chemistry at all and seem to outright dislike one another i'm sure a romantic film starring these two is a great idea!

You have to be 18 or older to post on this board.

Your post is now officially the gayest thing i've ever seen on this board

The atmosphere is actually quite stiff. Us non-autists can tell they are acting.

nice cherry picked photo, clamchowder

>That fake laugh at 6:06
Also most searched items on Jennifer Lawrence and none of them had to do with porn or nudes, sure.

Here's another image to prove how wrong and gay you are.

>ever trading this in for JLaw

Faris is cute and wholesome. JLaw is a strung out whore already past her prime

>but what is a face

you're ugly, he's (decently) good looking

that and that alone is why girls don't like you, sorry

>You want me to hack the planet?

KEK

I love how tiny she is.

Which is not a liberal. There is a difference.

Anna Faris also made the best overlooked Stoner DUDE WEED LMAO movie in a while, 2007's Smiley Face.

It's essentially baked peak Anna Faris for 90 minutes wandering around.

He's a Friend of Abe, the semi-secret group of Hollywood Republicans. In public most of them just claim to be apolitical or libertarians.

both of these people are better actors than Jennifer Lawrence.

Coincidence?

>fall for the dad bod meme before it was popular
>now he's a 6 foot beef hunk that fucks coyotes in the ass to show dominance

She's so lucky

Lockean liberalism

I honestly want to fuck them too

Why'd you have to go and ruin it by listing Seth Rogen and James Franco?

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no really who is Jennifer Lawrence?

The guy

you need to watch for run on sentences