/mlb/ general - PIMPIN edition

CWS: Avisail Garcia (thumb) to miss several weeks
HOU: Dallas Keuchel (neck) to start on Friday
NYY: Todd Frazier hits first NYY homer in victory
COL: Rockies put Greg Holland on paternity leave
MLW: Lewis Brinson starting in CF, hitting seventh
TB: Cobb dominant over seven as Rays top O's
PHI: Phillies activate Aaron Altherr off 10-day DL
BOS: Mookie Betts sitting vs. M's on Wednesday
SEA: Cano getting day off Wednesday vs. Boston
AZ: David Peralta (knee) out of Arizona's lineup
NYM: Cubs 'among several clubs' in on Seth Lugo
TEX: Yu Darvish no-trade list revealed; Cubs on it

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twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Royals

Second for UP AND AWAY HBP and Where they 10 are LOB

The New York Mets

Royals

Is Didi elite?

*clears throat*
Royals

>Mum strike outs
When you give up a shot like this of course everyone is going to want a piece of that.
mlb.com/video/contreras-three-run-homer/c-1648761483

WHEN THE FUCK DID THEY TAKE TAGS AWAY FROM MLB.COM VIDEOS

RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Can't wait for Big Game to ruin everything again

Name a better 3-4-5

Maybe by some godly miracle he won't suck tonight?

And then Armageddon will happen shortly after

No. You can't be the 7th best at a position and be elite. He's pretty good, though.

POST RARE WHY

They literally ruined the whole website

Harper-Zim-Murphy

>CWS: Avisail Garcia (thumb) to miss several weeks
Still unbelievable he was our all star.

>7th
Try 3rd.

TELL ME THAT THE YANKS AREN'T BACK

Definitely not 3rd. 5th maaaaaaaybe.

Fuckin weebs

>Siera Santos
*unzips dick*

Fuckin bandwagoners

LOOOOL

>normies are cubs bandwagoners
Gee, who woulda thunk it?

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>being a Sox fan
>living in an area before 35th street
Kek

I have more respect for the lone whos fan than those disgusting lifelong casuals beside him.

This pic confirms. Cubs are playing another home game tonite.

> Snapchat

Take your shitposting to the gamethread if you wish to be butthurt about the superiority of the Cubs.

it is the 1stros for me to tell you the truth

Who fan attendence
Before 2005: 10 (including mascot)
2005: 1,500,000
1st 10 games of 2006: 80,000
Rest of 2006 to Today: 9 (mascot stayed home from embarassment

What about that group of sox fans on the left?
Also
>living in Mokena, New Lenox, or Joliet
faggot

There's a Cuckbs "fan" right next to him on his phone and a bunch of Sux fans on the left

Does anyone ever thing the houston fans will regret the shitposting they did?

>not knowing that casuals don't go to ballgames they just say they do
Like (You)

Giants I guess

Went to the game today, had fun

>Damage control
>Still no proof
whew laddy.

I was wondering when someone would ask that question.
Biggio for President

>you

I live in tinley and he's not talking to them.
>bunch
Apparently 3 is a lot to Sox fans. Shocking

They have the cheapest tickets in both leagues and can barely fill up half their stadium. Which is located in the middle of the city, next to a highway and public transportation out the ass.

It's going to be a home game for the Cubs.

>Posting from the equator
>Posting 2 cent beer night

Thank you for posting a pic of all the empty seats. Really beefs up ur argument in the worse way possible

it's been tame compared to Rockies, Mets, Dodgers, etc. this season and the Red Sox and Jays fans were obnoxious throughout the offseason. every team's fanbase is annoying to someone. just learn to not let it get under your skin.

>Rockies
>Mets
>Red Sox
kek

you seem really insecure about the fact that your entire "fanbase" didn't exist a year ago and is already cancerous as fuck

Post ur team user and we will try to get under ur skin

don't make me call you obsessed, son

Where is the Sup Forumsstros game thread

>Daniel Nava is on the DL because reasons

>he thinks this in some way proves my point wrong
holy kek

I'll make a thread, but only if y'all swear off animu for the night

No deal

Astros vs Gulf Coast League Phillies

says the bandwagoner cubs fan on his phone and posting on Sup Forums

> posting on Sup Forums makes you a weeb.
'No'

I never said anything about being a weeb. Are you that insecure about yourself?

That's what my post said you nigger. Try reading.

The picture itself doesn't mention anything about being a weeb, which is what I'm referring . Keep projecting you sad sack of shit. I'm not even a fan of either team.

Please stir shit up with the Cubs. Yesterday sounded like there was new blood in the rivalry.

BASED FULMER BTFO THE FRONT OFFICE

It'll all go away once they shell shields and the game turns into a 10-1 snoozefest.

Too bad they'll get nothing back for those old timers and terrible contracts

posting itt because Fred Lynn was my favorite player as a youngin

You mean except incredibly valuable cap space???????????????????????????

post yfw Darvis gets traded to Colorado despite his no trade clause

MIKE FIERS IS BACK BOYS! NO HITTER THROUGH 1.1 INNINGS

fulmer confirmed clueless /mlb/ poster that thinks your old men with fat contracts will go up in value after you slap the fire sale sign on

so close

Daily reminder that one lucky meme championship doesn't erase 108 years of comic ineptitude.

Hey i found benny the jet rodriguez

>being so butthurt that your goat images have lost all meaning

Don't forget his Ottoman copy pasta is more worthless than Trump's corporate holdings after the impeachment trial.

>Cub fan on the phone literally right next to the circled guy
>Sox fans socializing on the left
The person who made this is the real autist though

Has no one here ever heard of cherrypicking? Every politician does it you'd think you'd all be used to it by now.

>detoilet

It's cold in the D

>détroit

>first fuckin pitch
Cmon darvish

When the Royals face a good baseball team they will be exposed

The Mets shitposting has primarily been others false flagging as delusional Mets fans

>winning the season series against the astros

NoHS.jpg

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lol who wants darvshit again?

Darvish has given up 2 home runs on his first 8 pitches

We lead the NL in /mlb/ shitposts per capita

>Andrelton Simmons is 3rd in the majors in WAR

Miami is just placing all their firepower in the front of the lineup because they're scared of Gallo

This is literally not true and I'm not even looking at a list

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Bros.....

>ESPN

betts and correa didn't play and rendon is 0-1 while simmons has been on base twice so I'm pretty sure he's third as of this moment

>It's another marlins get 2 runs and get crushed game

they use baseball reference, best WAR

>on base
Nice meme.

wait according to who

The two most /tortured/ teams

But the only kind of Mets fan there is, is the Delusional Mets Fan.