Why did he not just file a divorce?

Why did he not just file a divorce?

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>2 kids
>alimony
>child support
>lose half of his shit

Not worth it.

He loved his family.

he is the old school cuck.

who

>half
haha guy, you don't know how divorces work.
also don't forget all your taxe rates change for the worse, too, since you don't count as married any more.

Because even tho he hated his wife with a passion.... deep down Al was secretly a cuck and the only way he could get off was by watching Peg get fucked by Jefferson while hid in the closet stroking himself.

>Jefferson
>not Steve

Did Peggy ever peg Al?

Because the entire point was that Al is a loser that whines and complains about everything in his life but never makes an effort to change anything.

Whines about wife but doesn't divorce her.
Whines about his job but doesn't change careers.
Complains about never have food but never makes any.
Complains about his piece of shit car but doesn't get a new one.
Whines about never having money but wastes it on strip clubs and pointless shit.

because they actually loved each other

didn't they divorce in the last episode?

Don't forget constantly bringing up how he scored 4 TDs in a high school game.

COULDA BEEN THE GOAT. Had he not knocked up Peg

Peg knew how to throw dat pussy in the bed.

hes just a hard ass

he loves his family

>Peg knew how to throw dat pussy in the bed.
she very much did but Al was bored of it. It was a constant sticking point for her.

like all men we get bored of fucking even the sexiest women. we need variety or it gets stale.

Nobody got divorced in the 90's, marriage was still a working institution back then.

Peg was the perfect example of "I hate you, but damn that pussy game ridiculous" I mean hell look at all the episodes Al has a chance for a new woman and he ALWAYS came back to Peg.

He was a catholic

Peggy was hot as fuck, I always thought AL was a faggot

Peggy is hot; Doesn't want to have sex with her

Spends all the time with Jefferson

has hatred towards women and creates NO'MAAM

> is Al secretly gay?

>watching the game with guys
>watching the game with a girl

Only ONE of these is the faggot way to watch football.

Because it was the 80's... back then getting a divorce was shameful, you just lived with it

Who names their son bud?

>>apex alpha male

lolwut?

>Because it was the 80's... back then getting a divorce was shameful

you mean 1880s Catholic England? fuck you on..

haha. you got pwnd and had a starter marriage. sucker.

>>ive never seen an episode

fuck off reffit

not just that.. the joke was she had kids

viagra didnt exist. al smelt fat old lady feet & vagina all day. yeah he was impotent.

He may not want to fuck her anymore, he may not even like her anymore but he loves peggy, and he loves his whore daughter and his loser manlet kid.

Al is a man that doesnt matter how much shit the world trows are him he won' give up, he will work until he dies, he will never get a prize for being him.


Al was based, he knew that once you assumed a responsibility you can't step back from it.

>you don't know how divorces work

are you speaking from experience?

Have you ever wondered if Bud ever masturbated while sniffing Peggys and Kellys dirty underwear?

No. he's a kid shitposting because some girl said no to him

why would anyone shitpost in a classy place like Sup Forums?

Milennial detected

>you can afford a car, a 2 story house, and support a family on a shoe salesman's salary

When you make $6 an hour you can't afford a divorce.

Because. They. Want. To. Fit. In.

>tfw fapping to shopped mwc pics downloaded from kazaa or limewire

80s-90s were magical times

didnt Al drive a crappy Plymouth? As for the house he probably had to pay a house loan for years to come.

You also can't claim the children as dependents if the mother gets custody even though you're paying child support on them.

Don't get married unless it's a sure fired thing. Don't get divorced because you probably can't afford it.

Because Al is so above doing anything shameful that make people lose respect for him, right?

car was shit
house was shit
they don't even have food and even if they did Peggy would've eaten all

Fuck I always thought this show was from the 70s for some reason.

They did seperate,Al missed her though and couldnt do much better anyway.

>al smelt fat old lady feet & vagina all day
dream job

who are you quoting?

It was his old car from highschool, the house was built on ancient indian garbage dump, and the police thought it was either abandoned or a crack house.

All also mentions his mortgage has $100,000 remaining which he will have paid off by the year 2157.

>implying he had the stamina to do the job

No way Steve could please Peggy properly. Only a stud like Jefferson could tame that mare.

why didnt Peggy get her self a bull?

They're even lazier than she is

Peggy always got me worked up as a kid watching it.

>that red hair
>that body
>that retro white trash look

HNNG

THIS NIGGA GETS IT

DUDE

Bros before Hoes doesn't make you gay. You can't take your wife to the nudie bar, and the girls there do whatever you want without nagging your head off so it's easy to see why that's a better place then home.

>Coming from the basement dwelling virgin neckbeard white devil
lol ok.

that episode
damn near pulled my dick off

What do you think eventually happened to Kelly after the show? I'm guessing she moved to a nice trailer park and married then local friendly meth dealer and lived happily ever after.

But he never wanted to fuck her

He has two teenage kids with her. He's fucked that a thousand times before, it gets boring after a while.

>Peggy is hot

"No Matter How Good She Looks Someone Somewhere is Tired Of Her Shit"

>Spends all the time with Jefferson

That's what happens when you get older, the pussy stops being super interesting.

>has hatred towards women and creates NO'MAAM

Al doesn't hate women, he hates loud mouthed SJW lesbian genderbendertwittercomplaining fatties.

>What do you think eventually happened to Kelly after the show?

> "Christina Applegate was diagnosed with an early stage of breast cancer. Benefiting from early detection through a doctor-ordered MRI, the cancer is not life-threatening. Christina is following the recommended treatment of her doctors and will have a full recovery. No further statement will be issued at this time."[26] On August 19, 2008, it was announced that Applegate was cancer free after a double mastectomy

Fuck.

It was actually Buddrick.

>he was impotent.

No, he was tired of Peg and her bullshit and just fapped to Big 'Uns all the time.

He loves his family.


youtube.com/watch?v=9jIgoYGfH9Q

Little fucker probably had a little peephole that looked into the shower

...

Wasn't he the one regularly rejecting his wife's advances though?

Truth is he was secretly gay, but didn't want to admit it. Taking his frustrations out on his family.

At least she didn't pull a Shannen Doherty.

I bet Peggy had a delicious huge red firebush.