I am calling for a complete and total ban on all alligators from entering the U.S until our country can figure out why they keep eating people. This last gator pledged allegiance to ISIS shortly before eating the 2 year old. This has to stop. Our country must be smart and not be led by incompetent leaders anymore.
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Justin Sullivan
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Adam Jackson
#NotAllGators
Aaron Ortiz
wow what a racist just because some "alligator" ate some children doesn't mean all of them are evil
He was probably a crocodile anyways.
Jayden Kelly
THIS. crocodiles make up .0001% of the population but are responsible for 50% of swamp based people eating.
Joseph Mitchell
yes, there are too many alligators, (most are undocumented!) in this country already.
WE DO NOT NEED MORE.
Angel Rogers
Alligator immigration is at a net loss, since the illegal immigration of pythons.
Hudson Mitchell
We don't NEED gators.
Ryder Flores
This is the last straw, we have to remain smart and vigilant in order to defeat these monsters. As president, I will completely and utterly shut down all reptile immigration into the US until proper screening measures can be implemented.
Robert Phillips
As a 2 year old boy, I'd like to apologize to alligator-kind for the all the speciest bigotry you guys are getting. I know that alligators are peaceful animals that have been pushed by evil humans into committing these acts.
Carson Foster
This all could have been prevented if the 2 year old had a gun.
SHALL
Jason Hernandez
Get that communist nigger lover outta here!
Jason Bailey
It's the parents fault for leaving the kid unattended and smeared in cattle blood.
Owen Jenkins
Fuck off
Grayson Campbell
Fools! You are all being false flagged by the caimans! (not caimen).
Jason Ramirez
GET EM OUTTA EREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Luis Allen
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Joshua Brown
Look at this actor. I've seen him at at least 4 other people eatings.
Colton James
Good thing there aren't any alligators entering the U.S. from another country
>Reddit in charge of analogies
Jonathan Watson
ALLIGATORS DON'T KILL PEOPLE. PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE. TRUMP 2016.
Lincoln Garcia
>he thinks gators obey immigration laws.
Gabriel Jackson
They're bringing teeth, they're bringing scales, and some I assume are good alligators.
We're not gonna be taken advantage of by reptiles anymore folks, that I can tell you. Big league.
Brayden Ramirez
SAY THE WORDS OBAMA
SAY THE WORDS "RADICALIZED ALLAHGATOR"
Gavin Ward
See even this 2 year old child is smarter than anti-reptile trash like OP!
Juan Ortiz
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WE DO HAVE ILLEGAL GATORS ENTERING OUR NATION, THEY ARE COMING IN THE FORM OF MAN-EATING NILE CROCODILES!! GET EM OUTTA EEEEREEEE