In honor of the 10th anniversary of her best-selling vampire romance...

>In honor of the 10th anniversary of her best-selling vampire romance, Twilight author Stephenie Meyer has written a 442-page reimagining of the novel that made her a publishing sensation. This time around, she’s switched the genders of her protagonists. Yes, it’s true. In the new tale titled Life and Death: Twilight Reimagined, Bella Swan is now a boy named Beau (short for Beaufort) and the brooding Edward Cullen is now Edythe.
Who would you cast?

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Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson

Midnight Sun is way better. It's the first book from Edward's perspective

Twifags, you need to read this
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Twilight isn't even good; the first editions didn't even get fucking proofread.

That's the publisher's job, and I'm sure they're really regretting the 120 million copies sold.

Hey, just because they pulled a profit keeping Waste Management stocks strong doesn't mean they're responsible for anything resembling quality.

>brooding vampire waifu that's permanently in her physical peak
>forever tight
>will bite you back
>wants it rough, but also gentle
>very rich so no worry of JUST
>girls would just project themselves as Edith who view themselves as perfect beings looking for someone to love
>Beau would be as "flawed" as Bella was, being the perfect match

Should have gone with the vampire waifu first.

I definitely value your opinion as far as quality is concerned.

>another shitty book from a shitty author to get money out of women that are into shitty books
Nothing out of the regular.

is the wolf a girl too now?

Because thats kinda hot...

THE FACE

this sounds hot as shit

if it were an anime Sup Forums would be all over it

>shitty
pleb

>fanfic tier
>for teenagers
>and soccer moms
>not shitty

Vampire waifu thread?
Post your VILFs, no matter the media.

Is this the dawn of wish fulfillment romantic lit aimed at men, Sup Forums?

>vampire female
>famale furry
>beta weak MC (assuming gender is the only change)
>vamp girl and furry girl fight over him like am anime
I'd watch it, no matter how shitty

I want to see vampire Kristen Stewart lusting after beta boi Beaufort.

>who would you cast?
not a white male

swinton in only lovers left alive

wait, so is it a genderswap, or a retelling of the story with flipped genders?

because if they avoid getting married and having sex, so she doesnt get him pregnant, then she fucks him so hard a baby grows in him to term in 3 weeks, thats fucked

>fanfic tier
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Notice that the largest fanfic there is not about Harry Potter, Twilight or Naruto but a 3.8 MILLION word Jericho/Stephanie pairing

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