How come this cheese pizza from NYC looked like utter shit?
How come this cheese pizza from NYC looked like utter shit?
American """""pizza""""". What did you expect? At least it isn't that greasy, filthy deep dish "pizza" from Chicago.
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Rob Schneider's best film
because jew york pizza is shit
NY is full of pedos
Now, why would you eat that much cheese voluntarily?
>all pizza places in New York are the exact same quality
dumb frogposter
they even blur his fucking mouth, fucking hell america
>British Pizza
looks bad Todd
calcium and protein
Imagine how bad it looks now after all of these years.
>6inch thin crust
>raw dough
yeah,he sure was wrong
Can I get a sauce on this za?
This webm
What the fuck is this from anyway it's disgusting
Why did they cook the pizza inside-out? Do the NYfags realize that the toppings are supposed to go on top?
>British call it "Cheese on Toast"
>Americans worship it as a God
kek at fat Ameriflabs
>chicago """""""""""""""""""""""""""pizza"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>Chicago (((pizza)))
So.... what's wrong with deep dish? Why are you being autistic about hearty food? Bitter that no one likes your Italian stale crackers?
pic related, Providence pizza. Grade 00 flour, san marzano tomatoes, fresh mozzarella and organic basil cooked in a wood fired oven.
New England superiority.
With the sauce on top like that I imagine that it's a lot harder for the toppings to get pulled off with one bite. Harder to get dragged off from cutting the pizza if being a gentleman is your thing.
Deep Dish is fucking disgusting and the reason why Chicago will never be apart of the Beast Coast or the Best Coast.
It's 'king' of the flyover.
I don't know whether to eat it, or throw a coin in it and make a wish.
And if I made a wish, I'd wish for some real fuckin' pizza.
That's a dessert, right?
looooooool wtf is that
>cheese, meat, sauce, and crust is disgusting
I do not follow my little shitskin friend. Maybe if you make it like the Italians do then it's gross as shit.
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What's happening in this webm? Did the footballer twist his ankle hopping like an ape?
It's fine when it'd not not slopped together in a pie plate.
Looks delicious, I've never had deep dish pizza
ACL tear after celebrating a sack of a rookie backup who was put in because the game was over due to blow out.
In Chicago, they call him a prospective MVP if Ditka were still running things.
its shit. half the appeal of a real pizza is that the cheese gets grilled so its tasty and crunchy. while the sauce helps it all not getting too dry. with the 'go 'za, its literally the opposite: you get plain chewy cheese that gets cold and boring too fucking fast, and sauce is roasted so it doesnt even serve its only function. and then theres the spongy dough. yikes.
not worth it at all.
looks like something out of a horror movie
Nice lasagna
>using scissors to cut pizza
>cheese pizza
Kevin is such a pleb
where's the pepperoni
>d-dad can't we just get something to eat at the gas station?
>BurnedKrabbyPatty.avi
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10/10
well when you put it like that i sounds gross
Oh ho ho ho! Let me guess: Chicago deep dish and only Chicago deep dish is a casserole. What other original thoughts might you have, hm?
He was a lot easier on them than he could've been.
OH MY GOD IT'S SO JUICY
that waitress is still cute as heck
Believe it or not, the best cheese pizza comes from Ukraine
I have no idea what I'm looking at. My best guess is that somebody puked into a bowler hat, cooked it, set it on fire and then decided to eat the hot vomit.
because it's actually a loli dungeon slave in disguise
Isn't that pizza supposed to come with extra sausage? She's clearly anticipating it.
it's a Chicago deep dish you sheltered faggot
I'm going to run to Subway, and then I'm going to watch this comfy movie. Watch should I get? I'm thinking a footlong steak and cheese on italian herb with double meat.
thats a quiche or casserole. Its not pizza
too much dough that still managed to burn. barely any sauce, almost no cheese. no toppings. no thanks. peter piper pizza is unironically the best pizza I've ever had and ive eaten pizza in 3 different countries and like 10 different states
lol look it's the irrelevent flyover defense force
>thin crust
What the fuck does the regular look like?
Meatball marinara or chicken teriyaki are the only good options.
Better choice would be to go to literally any other sandwich shop
Why are the New England Patriots the best football team in history?
refer to
>going to subway
Too late nigga
>organic basil
that much cuckery. it's fucking basil, are you living in such a fucked up country that you need to call it organic because everything you can buy comes in plastic bags ?
Because they cheat
Britain should be nuked.
>burnt charcoal crust
>uneven distribution of cheese
>grass topping for no reason
disgusting meme pizza for cucks
"""cheat"""
Go to grocery store and buy
Pre-made ready to cook crusts
Sauce
your choice of toppings
Bake
tastes 100% better then restaurants and frozen
>99% of people don't do this for some reason
>Buying sauce
For what purpose. Tomato sauce is easy as fuck to make. A literal child could make it.
sausage = penis hahaha
I tried this but it turned out like shit.
Cheese pizza? You mean a pizza with no toppings?
What?
the key to actual good pizza is heat/oven
most people at home do not have an oven or pizza stone that will get the crust as good as an actual pizza place
Did you see the Maddox episode of pizza? It's hilarious. Maddox is spot on as usual. I would check it out fi I were you!
>Maddox
What is this, 2003?
No, it's 2016 for a few more weeks and then it's 2017.
THINK OF THE DEAF CHILDREN
>cuckdox
I've been from coast to coast and I think my favorite pizza so far was Lou Malnati's in Chicago
My favorite pizza is from loupoop malnatipoop
>eating pizza with a knife and fork
He might be a world star cook but he sure is an uncultured swine
Step aside for the german pizza
He wasn't eating it, you literal retard. You aren't even pretending to be retarded, you are actually this stupid.
Alright, that's it. You need to leave.
>pizza