Getting divorced

>getting divorced

JUST

>marrying while being rich
J U S T
U
S
T

...

Good. I want to be his next wife. (I'm a girl btw)

That's a trap, right?

you tell me

she's more manly than him

isnt she ospinas sister?

is it the chin?

colombia's dressing room is gonna be aawkwaard

That's a man, baby.

>Unhappy with your job situation
>Wife happy
>Happy with your job situation
>She divorces you

Can't catch a break

>losing half of your money and children to a tranny

JUSTx2

I saw it coming a mile away

No you are not

Divegrass is such soap opera/mandrama

this is zinade's fault
calvo hdp

>for better for worse
>till death do we part
>divorced after 5 years

cringe

DEJA QUE TE LA META JAMES TRANNY HIJAEPUTA

didn't read l m a o

>marrying just to getting divorce after
What these guys have in their minds...

She played him like a damn fiddle.

>be under 25
>be rich
>get married
Why do they keep falling for this? It's a JUST waiting to happen

I-I just want to play guys ;_;

If he was broke would she still have married him or would she claim to want to wait until they're financially stable?
I'm assuming she really loved him

well, he should be happy about this
that thing is hideous

esto
calvo hijueputa aconseje matrimonialmente a james!

He was way out of her league
No homo, of course

God damn it, James you dumbass.

and the shoulders

Is he Punished James now?

At least tell me she's a professional athlete?

What in the absolute fuck?

good for him. that "woman" looks repulsively male

surely he had her sign a prenup, right?

>anime

>Muhames and his man

Someone should make mehmet my son meme

Watch out, german twinks, Hamez is on the loose!

>she

She played volleyball for Madrid right? She probably got pissed about the move to Bayern so dumped him thinking she could make a career out of slagball.

>2017
>still falling for the vagina jew

>having children with mtf tranny
whoa

>finally gets to play
>Proceeds to get exposed
Mmmmmmm...
No she wonder she left him.

>getting married

Biggest scam ever.

t. Jake the virgin

ftmtf you mean

At least he's had sex ever

sex is overrated

LEL

Good, she is ugly as fuck. Maybe he can get a qt german waifu.

What went wrong?

We all know what a Colombian man wants.

He discovered the penis

His teammates told him women don't have a penis and that's when it hit him.

>Implying

Pic related is the correct answer. Meanwhile you're stuck with 70% fatties

>When you find out she has a non feminine penis

Are Bavarian women really that hot?

If you like squares

Chin, shoulders, and conspicuously fake looking tits

fuuuuck
It all makes sense now
I'd split that ass

>that flag
>you're
You have to go back Pablo

Do athletes sign prenup agreements? Imagine giving some slag half your wealth and then she leaves you

lol
These guys come from low class families. They don't even know that shit exists.

ummm no sweetie we don't talk like this over here ok x

fucking hell it's the crimson chin

>implying you wouldn't

even her ass looks a little manly, it's too long

She plays pro volleyball, has a really nice ass

He's a handsome superstar footballer from fucking Colombia and he settled for that?

I've fucked better looking whores from his country

her hands are really big.

I've banged hotter and more feminine trannies....
wew lad

Salcido pls go. You have to train for tomorrow's game

just realized that he looks like pedro

She looks JUST like Ospina

nice ass tho

No, he doesn't

yikes

>get to experience the sexual taboo of fucking a tranny without the actual gayness

pretty nice 2bh