>getting divorced
JUST
>getting divorced
JUST
>marrying while being rich
J U S T
U
S
T
...
Good. I want to be his next wife. (I'm a girl btw)
That's a trap, right?
you tell me
she's more manly than him
isnt she ospinas sister?
is it the chin?
colombia's dressing room is gonna be aawkwaard
That's a man, baby.
>Unhappy with your job situation
>Wife happy
>Happy with your job situation
>She divorces you
Can't catch a break
>losing half of your money and children to a tranny
JUSTx2
I saw it coming a mile away
No you are not
Divegrass is such soap opera/mandrama
this is zinade's fault
calvo hdp
>for better for worse
>till death do we part
>divorced after 5 years
cringe
DEJA QUE TE LA META JAMES TRANNY HIJAEPUTA
didn't read l m a o
>marrying just to getting divorce after
What these guys have in their minds...
She played him like a damn fiddle.
>be under 25
>be rich
>get married
Why do they keep falling for this? It's a JUST waiting to happen
I-I just want to play guys ;_;
If he was broke would she still have married him or would she claim to want to wait until they're financially stable?
I'm assuming she really loved him
well, he should be happy about this
that thing is hideous
esto
calvo hijueputa aconseje matrimonialmente a james!
He was way out of her league
No homo, of course
God damn it, James you dumbass.
and the shoulders
Is he Punished James now?
At least tell me she's a professional athlete?
What in the absolute fuck?
good for him. that "woman" looks repulsively male
surely he had her sign a prenup, right?
>anime
>Muhames and his man
Someone should make mehmet my son meme
Watch out, german twinks, Hamez is on the loose!
>she
She played volleyball for Madrid right? She probably got pissed about the move to Bayern so dumped him thinking she could make a career out of slagball.
>2017
>still falling for the vagina jew
>having children with mtf tranny
whoa
>finally gets to play
>Proceeds to get exposed
Mmmmmmm...
No she wonder she left him.
>getting married
Biggest scam ever.
t. Jake the virgin
ftmtf you mean
At least he's had sex ever
sex is overrated
LEL
Good, she is ugly as fuck. Maybe he can get a qt german waifu.
What went wrong?
We all know what a Colombian man wants.
He discovered the penis
His teammates told him women don't have a penis and that's when it hit him.
>Implying
Pic related is the correct answer. Meanwhile you're stuck with 70% fatties
>When you find out she has a non feminine penis
Are Bavarian women really that hot?
If you like squares
Chin, shoulders, and conspicuously fake looking tits
fuuuuck
It all makes sense now
I'd split that ass
>that flag
>you're
You have to go back Pablo
Do athletes sign prenup agreements? Imagine giving some slag half your wealth and then she leaves you
lol
These guys come from low class families. They don't even know that shit exists.
ummm no sweetie we don't talk like this over here ok x
fucking hell it's the crimson chin
>implying you wouldn't
even her ass looks a little manly, it's too long
She plays pro volleyball, has a really nice ass
He's a handsome superstar footballer from fucking Colombia and he settled for that?
I've fucked better looking whores from his country
her hands are really big.
I've banged hotter and more feminine trannies....
wew lad
Salcido pls go. You have to train for tomorrow's game
just realized that he looks like pedro
She looks JUST like Ospina
nice ass tho
No, he doesn't
yikes
>get to experience the sexual taboo of fucking a tranny without the actual gayness
pretty nice 2bh