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/heem/
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Do you really think that Jones and DC are fighting on Saturday?
Really?
I won't believe it until the cage door closes
I'm ready for DC to pull another 206.2
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>nate running from michael
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They can't possibly fuck it up a 5th time
Can fighters take a snack inbetween rounds on the stool? I'd eat an eggroll and heem a fool in 2nd.
>I'd eat an eggroll and heem a fool in 2nd.
Kyra Batara
>she is back!
You'd end up like that super heavyweight who lost by throwing up
Will "ring rust" be a factor for Jones?
Paddy the Baddy is a lw, innit?
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Thanks
Jones' bald head is creepy af desu
Different guy but I forgot about paddy throwing up blood during his post fight
>Cage Door Closes
>Swat Team Come Down on Ropes
>Jon Jones, We're arresting you for the murder of 3 hookers who throat slit cocaine covered bodies were found at your apartment earlier today
>SHHEEEEIIIIITTTTTT
He's got that HGH eyebrow going on.
That was allegedly gatorade, but yeppers.
Jones is eating pancakes to fuck with DC
ahahahahhaa
>HGH eyebrow
kek
wasn't aware this was a thing desu
3 PANCAKES
>Jones eatinf pancakes in embedded
The curse has been cast
He will lose there is no question now. Bet on DC by tko, bet the house im serious
brow ridge growth is common in GH users, McGregor came back looking way different after his injury as a result
Hahahahaha holy hit look how sad and pathetic DC fans are:
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>In a promotional event for UFC 178, Jones harshly pressed his forward against Cormier's head and ignited a reciprocated shove.
Imagine being the kind of bitchmade loser that would write that.
Joanna broke the curse.
Jones can't make weight
DC busted for having a coked up hooker inject him with Steroids
I dont understand how these kind of people even get into mma in the first place
>DC walks out to this
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they watched bully beatdown and actually cheer the mma fighters and not the bullies
goofs
If Jon wins, Gus gets the title shot.
If Daniel wins, Manuwa gets the title shot.
Is this correct?
Does Jon have elite athleticism or is it just elite for MMA?
Tbh, Lawler vs Cerrone is the fight I'm looking forward to the most.
He's 6'4 and he can't dunk.
His brothers are all NFL players so genetically he's pretty elite
Is dunking overrated?
Holy shit
How many pancakes is this?
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jesus christ, evinger is so disgusting
>I don't really like you Luke so I'm not going to answer your question
Hahaha, and the question was fucking horrible.
It was great but it seems like a lot of people bringing it up dont know that he was doing to Luke what Tito did to Helwani like 6 years ago.
10 steroid pancakes
jon definitley browses /heem/
Evinger looks like she got chlamydia from beating up a truck stop hooker.
TWO CHAIRS
wonder what she looks like without the wig
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>"When a younger fighter beats an older fighter and then they rematch...the younger fighter wins again only easier," Sonnen told FloCombat. "That is the rule of fighting and holds true in boxing, wrestling or MMA. You would have to go back and search two decades to find a scenario where that didn't happen.
Evinger looks like the 26 gas station employee that would sell weed to high school kids and then try to smoke with them
ruh roh
Time to load up on DC.
DC has had 5 training camps for Jones
5
how fucking hilarious would it be if he still couldn't beat him?
oh man i didn't know about cormier's dead child
Why do so many black girls have shit tier hair?
That's my #1 concern with banging a blackie.
Jon Jones has had 5 training camps for DC
5
how fucking hilarious would it be if he couldn't beat him again?
how many more signs do you need, another confirmation that DC is going to win
The shaven head
Off steroids
Embedded pancakes, and now this???
PLEASE stay on Reddit
I can't think of an example where he's wrong though
Your #1 concern should be that 1 inch cock of yours
I love afros/curly hair desu
Of Chael picking wrong, or of the other thing? Because Chael is arguably the worst picker in MMA history.
>This long haired man comes up to you and says he wants to be on your balls
What do?
You also love filthy pajeet food, disgusting!
Older fighters losing to younger guys then rematching
>What is Rockhold Bisping 2?
>believing anything Chael Sonnen says
Yeah but they rarely keep it natural. They always straighten it or wear wigs or w/e.
I'm 6'10'', pretty sure I have the biggest cock in heem.
Luke wins that fight 9/10 times
BJ Penn/Matt Hughes.
heem is /r/mma's submissive gf
kek
come on lad, curry is unironically great
Bisping-Rockhold
With what? His world class boxing and headbutts?
It's gross, for me it's samosas and naan. Nothing else
no love for onion bhajis??
There's a reason why Bisping doesn't want a rematch
Post your picks for UFC 214.
>Jones
>Woodley
>Evinger
>Lawler
>Manuwa
>Lamas
>Barao
>Carneiro
>Fili
>Shelton
>Albu
>Dober
They had the rematch. Bisping knocked out Luke. Luke has been broken ever since. There's literally no reason to make a trilogy at the moment
Kek, what a pathetic argument. Luke lost like a bitch in the rematch budddeehhh
>There's literally no reason to make a trilogy at the moment
It was short notice and they're 1-1.
Nah, maybe pakoras. That's about it, I used to work making Indian food. Disgusting people and food. One older lady had a straight up goatee that she would trim, threw me off so hard walking up break room my first day and saw woman with beard net(Mexicans would call her the brush), never again!
>evinger
hehe, funny
Jessica Eye is 31 today. Say something nice about her.
You're just mad because Luke surfs
Cool. Youre one of 5 people that think a 3rd fight is necessary right now
We obviously need Fronkie-Gray 4 as well
I'm picking her because I want to see Cyborg lose more than any other reason
But I do think she has a chance, she's a pretty good grappler, and Cyborg looked pretty bad on the mat against Gina Carano
He beat the beaks off Bisping in the first fight. If Whittaker isnt ready before the end of the year rockhold-bisping 3 is the fight to make
lmao
makes sense to hate it with your bad experience
one of my friends in primary/middle school was indian and his uncles owned a restaurant I'd go to, and they were all cool
don't really know any other indians desu
CHAEL WHY
Cain and Junior
Bisping would be the underdog and you know it.
I wouldn't mind seeing it again after Whittaker wins the belt, assuming Bisping doesn't retire and Rockhold beats Branch. It would make sense in terms of rankings, and they have history with each other.
The first fight was fairly competitive until the headbutt and eye poke
>Rockhold-Bisping 3 is the fight to make
Said no one with any sincerity, ever
Also JDS/Stipe.
You're alright Itarybro
DC is a mental weakling, going in a fight with all this frustration and anger and inferiority complex.