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Shitposting Coco edition

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nth for don't bully!

>007

4th for Conway's thighs.

Kayin
kayin
kayin
kalinka

youtube.com/watch?v=2l_1yQadsIk

>shave legs forever
>try waxing
>it's so much better
>have stupid skin condition that ruins hair growing back
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

tfw no big gf

do you get it done at a place or dyi

you can't wax your balls though so you shave those at least.

I just ordered some wax online. I've only done it a couple times because it got expensive since I'm not working.
I tried, and nothing happened.

misa

pedo

bums

dead

Do you remember your first kiss, /cum/?

delete this post you disgusting faggot

yes. i tried to put my tongue inside her mouth. literally.

that's a boy's bum

should try sugaring senpai, much cheaper

Why do you want to see my thighs

Yes

ye

No, I'm kissless.

what kind of person would you say I am?

>tfw in hotel alone all day again while gf is at work
I would go out and do something but I don't feel like getting scammed

>saved the thumbnail
I'll be seeing myself out lads

>at work
Nguyen is going full vietcong on her pussy right now

Asian men

What's wrong with that?

we all make mistakes anonymous!

>tfw cucked by Thao who eats pho everyday and still has a six pack

Not worth the effort since I have this retarded skin condition. I'll just wait until I can afford electrolysis.

I'm a 25yo kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin

grills can tell youre a kissless virgin

>never even received a hug
holy shit how do you LIVE

we're all gonna make it

funny

I honestly wish I didn't live.

>Wisconsinite men

*uses the save/invincibility star/die exploit in mario rpg*

*sharts*

kanji

FUCK OFF PERU FUCK OFFF

literally spent all my money on strippers and camwhores
I don't have food for the next week
Where can I get free food?

I will kill myself one day
turns out that day is not today, but surely it will come

馬鹿

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>electrolysis
doesnt that take several months just for legs? always seemed like a massive pain desu

mcdonalds dumpster. srs.

rise

If you live in a big city there are plenty of places that serve meals to the homeless (or anyone who walks in really)

still hate the Mojave desert

hotels with free buffet/"continental" breakfast

literally just walk in, eat, put a bunch of shit on a plate or two and walk out a back door

THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN

POOPAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

H-hi

Die southern scum

I'm probably the most real person here desu

When will /cum/ acknowledge that it is an arse bandit general?

watchu want boo

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You can't take the bucks from Bucks
Imagine just taking a nice big bite of all those ticks at once

Not that southern
Also not a fool enough to buy into Ho Chi Minh's dream

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A-are you an Asian male

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When ur mum comes over and gives me a blowie then kisses your dad on the lips after

Yee why are you ask

are you a real asian or a yank visitor

>63 inches
>the absolute state of Bucks County

>mum
Brit proxy?

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He's a hapa, abort abort

I think I made it clear I'm a tourist. Visiting gf's family

we landed on the moon half a century ago....
really makes you think about what we've been doing.......

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I don't think my mum does slitty-eyed manlet Gooks.

Will ask her.

i was not paying attentin

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Becoming millionaires with crypto?

>walk into new gym
>get physical fitness checkup
>think it won't be weird
>walk in
>all the employees are 6'0" athletic blondes in yoga pants
like jet jaguar going up against destroyah

wtf then don't meme me you fake frick

w-what

American, I thought I'd speak that chap's language so he'd better understand me

I touch women without their permission

elected a black president

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whitebois.
stop.

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I-i'm not white!

No lol

I didn't know you were bi. I probably need to pay more attention

im not white, pasty face

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What are you then. Identify yourself with 3 words, the first being your race.

>bi
what
srsly what
where, WHO, told you such a thing

My thighs are better anyways

Oyster Bay

Fuck you

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>What are you then. Identify yourself with 3 words, the first being your race.
Ummm
Nigger
Anime?

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You have to be.
There is no way a non-white person would post such things.

>oyster
Ah yes the eternal crypto banker. Well he is simply lying. My friendly male-on-male banter with fellow pennsylvanians is nothing more than that- banter.


oh are you that black guy that doesn't like Wisconsin but does not want to live in a more black area

stop shitposting

Who was the other Canadian who bought kratom with me that one night?

Well mine came, hoping yours did too.

Gonna get high as shit