Being a virgin for life must be rough. I would probably kill myself honestly

Being a virgin for life must be rough. I would probably kill myself honestly

Is the young Pope good?

Never got round to watching it

y-yeah that must totally suck

The whole of Sup Forums has to commit Sudoku

wow sounds horrible
i wouldn't know what it's like though haha
fuck

What's the premise of this show, is it pro or anti Catholic?

It's the best show on tv along with The Lefotvers

37 year old virgin here, its not so bad

now going on without masturbating that would be tough

Impressive.

26 here with no change in sight.

>you will never be this hardcore

at what age did you just stop caring anymore?

Easier than you'd think.

Can't miss something you never had and don't know what's like.

when I hit my thirties, I still had hope during my twenties but im an autistic spic, i had the cards stacked against me from the start

>tfw only fingered a girl and got a bj once

atleast i got something

And people say it's better to have loved and lost.

>tfw only kissed a mormon girl in high school, and I forgot her name

I dedicated my entire life to the pursuit of comfy and have no regrets.

Women are not comfy

Bullshit. Not when you're literally hopeless.

I sure as hell would miss sex and affection a lot more if I ever experienced it.

18 year old not virgin here
feels good to be better than 95% users of Sup Forums

>better

At what, exactly?

>yeah I get tons of girls unlike the rest of you losers

I lost my virginity at age 16 and fucked my way through over 100 girls by the time I was 26. That's when I got my heart broke.

I'm an empty shell of a man, now, at 32. Sex doesn't interest me, masturbation doesn't interest me, I just want someone like her again.

So I keep looking for a silver medal and pray I can make it through this life alone.

I'm almost 23 and will eventually do it I suppose, though I put 0 effort in it so it will take time.

how do i have sex

watch some porn, take notes.

>10 years later
>t-there's still time

Poor deluded user. None is more dishonest than he who lies to himself.

Who /oneitis/ here?

This guy fucks

more like /noneitis/ lmao

So I'm supposed to scissor with my lesbian uber driver?

There's always time, I never understood those who say "muh I'm a virgin at 18, life is over".
Now, if you mean fucking 14 year old prime pussy, then yeah it's been late for aeons now.

At 26 I experienced it for the first time and I can tell you, it's fucking not. Once you know how good things can be it hurts even more to go back to the normal

you can buy teen pussy in certain countries

I still have this need though. I never even felt it.

It's nowhere near as strong. Trust me, you're better off as you are.

Don't listen to that guy, he's a normie faggot who got poontang and is trying to throw us off the trail. I'm currently re-calibrating my P-dar, and I think I'm onto something.

Wow, might as well be crying in a Lambo

Why all the pathetic whining in this thread?

I am a 24 year old kissless virgin and I could not give less fucks about it.
Happy and content with my life.

Maybe I am living in some kind of denial but currently I am feeling comfy and without any worries so I really don't give a fuck about finding a vagina to insert my penis in.

Also Blood Simple is an underrated Coen bros film, I recommend it to all.

>Letting bitches have this much power over you

Just get your stacks up doing whatever it is you do and bitches will come. They smell it.

Some of the greatest men in history knew this. Pursuit of knowledge over bitches any day of the week.

Thanks its nice to know I'm better than some people out there in the world

Actually you're being denied one of the most basic human needs, and it's slowly eating you away. You may have not noticed it. But your brain did.

Yeah, not a bad movie, I like their early stuff, it's got a wholly different vibe than all their post 2000 stuff. Although I liked the new True Grit and Inside Llewyn Davis, their style was completely different and it looks like a Fincher film.

Why does Sup Forums have a fit when there's one single gay character on a show, but not with this show, where literally half the known and perceptible characters are outright homosexual?

Thumbnail made me think this was madmen

I haven't had unpaid for sex since July 2008

We all pay for it one way or another. I wouldn't mind seeing escorts, at least I'd be guaranteed sex

>We all pay for it one way or another

thats a line from Sup Forums and is definitely not true

I don't think anyone's ever had unpaid sex at all. Even in rape, there's the price of the law.

>we all pay one way or another

ze pope is way cool, tho

>dub trip trip
>dub quad dub

truly a blessed thread

I just finished watching the season finale 10 minutes ago.

One of the best shows i've seen imho. It gave me chills each episode, maybe i'm overreacting but I thought it was amazing.

>Being a virgin for life must be rough.
Maybe /r9k/ has a big future in the priesthood

What's so good about it

From what I saw in the previews and stuff he is a pope but also wants to smash girls

the old pope

Yeah that's what it seems like in the beginning, but as it goes on you realize he's so much better. He's basically the most badass virgin

...

buddhists do this too, they cuck themselves in the eye of the public, but they low-key cuck rulers and rich people into following their bidding

Maybe that's why I'm still a virgin, maybe i'm the next Pope for this generation

Good luck user

I don't think that is the reason

How are people watching this? Don't see it on hbo

>had two qts crushing on me when i was younger
>too autistic to realize it

26 and going strong.

it already came out in Europe, but will be releasing in the U.S in January

>tfw too anxious to actually enjoy sex

difference is this guy is just a cuck, sad to see the state of modern vatican/catholicism

you jest, m8. You thinking that is in itself the best evidence there is that they are doing a damn good job.
Those fuckers are dirty beyond compare and have their fucking fingers in everything.

Genuine question, does it hurt thinking about all the years you lost, since you lost it at that age?

Yeah definitely. I lost a ton of weight, like 180lbs, and things started opening up for me. I think about the wasted time often

I'm a 25 yo virgin, also with a neglected childhood and all that jazz. that fucks me up everyday, thinking about everything i lost